This Is What You`re Missing On TV, Part 361 [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago in Funny

Where do they keep finding these people that"ll have sex for crappy food and who would admit to it?
There are 33 comments:
Male 411
If you put out before dinner, you`re a slut. If you put out after dinner, then your a classy lady.

Makes sense to me
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Male 294
Oh sh-t, lobster buffet? She`s a classy gal ain`t she? Not like them hos who be out there having sex for cheeseburgers and whatever.

C`mon now though, while maybe it`s for drinks as well as food a lot of times let`s not pretend that that whole sex for food arrangement is unheard of.
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Male 5,811
Reminds me of this.
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Male 4,238
don`t all woman do that?
for you all of you woman who think you don`t. ask the your date to take you to Taco bell insted of "some place nice"
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Male 1,735
Look Ma, I`m on t.v., I`m famous.
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Male 406
She wouldn`t be the first girl tah have put out after a nice dinner, what`s the problem?
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Male 7,774
Isn`t it time these african americans (is that term still ok to use this month?) stopped inventing their own names?
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Male 15,832
Chiquanna would admit to anything for a chance to be on TV.
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Male 199
Sex is the only thing I like more then free food. Look at it this way to, she spent 15 to 30 minutes having sex and then got paid in 20$ worth of food, thats like getting paid 40$ an hour. For some reason I bet the dude smoked some grass with her too, my 3rd best thing.
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Male 700
@Nickel2 & @slut_etta,

1. Your pensions must not be enough to pay for lobster when your over 50 or 2. you would have sex with anyhting that moved for free and the lobster would be a bonus. Which one is it?
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Male 7
Her and every other woman in America.
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Female 2,602
Lobster dinner purchaser was robbed.
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Female 4,084
i`d do it for LOBSTER!!!!
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Male 1,239
All you can eat lobster? I`ll take a poke for that and I`m a straight male...
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Male 5,872
I`d have sex with a lobster for a buffet dinner!
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Male 2,528
Shyt, I`d have sex for a lobster buffet dinner!
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Male 904
Better than that other girl who did it for a double cheese burger.
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Male 2,147
She IS a lobster.
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Male 1,558
First off, who would touch such a pig- and for expensive lobster? More like crabs!!
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Male 83
Yeah and we have seen melatonin challenged Americans do it for a cheese burger, so what?
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Female 3,562
Pretty much any woman who goes on a date where the guy pays for the food is doing the same thing anyway.
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Male 6,737
Lobster? Ew.
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Male 220
With a name like Chiquanna... I am not surprised.
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Male 2,516
Better than doing it for a cheeseburger I guess.
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Male 5,413
Zoidberg:
Lobster who had sex for Chiquanna buffet
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Male 14,331
Is she blowing the invisable man??
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Male 809
Looks like she is choking on it right now.
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Female 262
I bet that was an awkward dinner.
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Male 3,285
It`s fake. F A K E.
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Male 3,894
Two points:
First, we`re just a lot more "polite" about it. There are a lot of occasions in which a man takes a woman out to dinner, where she is *expected* to return the favor with sex. It`s a sleazy setup and neither of them admit it, but it`s fairly common.

Second, some people find sex to be utterly meaningless. If you say "have sex with me and I`ll give you x" they think "well damn, I just have to lie down for a half hour, let you do your thing, and I get x for free! You`re the one getting ripped off!"
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Male 9,754
Girls have sex for food all the time. It`s called dating.
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Male 5,314
the ghetto?
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Female 539
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