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Date: 06/08/12 09:00 AM

40 Responses to The Revenge Of The Convenience Store Clerk

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:23 am
    Link: The Revenge Of The Convenience Store Clerk - Oh hell yes!
  2. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
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    June 8, 2012 at 9:07 am
    This sort of thing used to be an amazing story. Sadly, in today`s World, this is often only the first chapter. Chapter two involves this thug getting out of jail and going back to the store with his buddies and shooting everyone in sight.

    It`s a sad world we live in.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36679 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:13 am

    @ patchouly - Lighten up, dude. I submitted it just as a funny video to make us laugh but you just went all Debbie Downer on us.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
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    June 8, 2012 at 9:13 am
    Ass punch! Wife kick! ASS PUNCH!

    Best vid of the week!
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:15 am
    Best video of the week. If not just for the fact that the effing Queen isn`t in it!
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:21 am
    That was AWESOME! So much justice in such a short clip.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:23 am
    alll parisites must be crushed
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
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    June 8, 2012 at 9:23 am
    Patch is a buzzkill.

    Yes, that will likely happen, but in a perfect world, homie will get out of jail, and tell his friends "Ay mang. Don`t drat wit dat Asian foo man. Dey be hard yo." and the store will be left alone.

    Video of the week for sure.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:23 am
    @BoredFrank
    "Ass punch! Wife kick! ASS PUNCH!

    Best vid of the week!"

    My sentiments exactly
    good post Gerry
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
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    June 8, 2012 at 9:37 am
    I mourn their future deaths from patchouly`s scenario.
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    aburrido2 Male 30-39
    114 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:41 am
    Love it!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    June 8, 2012 at 9:47 am
    It`s too bad we can`t deport miscreants like this. Send them to someplace dry, sandy, where nearly everything is poisonous, like England did with Australia.
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    Keyh Male 18-29
    226 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:50 am
    "This sort of thing used to be an amazing story. Sadly, in today`s World, this is often only the first chapter. Chapter two involves this thug getting out of jail and going back to the store with his buddies and shooting everyone in sight.

    It`s a sad world we live in."

    Don`t forget about assault charges pressed against the store clerk.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:50 am
    Aerosol his Aerosol!
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    798 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:54 am
    @patchouly: That`s why we need a shoot first aske questions later kind of policy.

    Sure, we can still spend the rest of our lives in teh court systme but at least the bastard can`t come back with his buddies and shoot us.

    Wait, maybe we should torture him to get the names and addresses of his friends as well so we can make sure there is no retaliation for killing the prick.

    Or we could do the left wing nutjob thing of trying to rehabilitate the poor sap and hope that he won`t do it again if we just figure out the right amount of coddling and welfare to give him.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:55 am
    His lady liked the kicking. Muhaha!
  17. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    June 8, 2012 at 10:07 am
    The one that didn`t got away.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 8, 2012 at 10:15 am

    It get funnier every time I watch it when the wife come in and start kicking. There`s a sound track in my head of what she must be screaming at him in broken enrish! lol
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:21 am
    bring out the gimp
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    June 8, 2012 at 10:25 am
    All I could think of during laughing was this. Starting at 2:50.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:40 am
    I bet they are Koreans.
    Yep vid of the week.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Hmmm the asian lady can spank me if that`s her thing. NO KICKING THOUGH!!
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    TheShmoo Male 18-29
    213 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    De-kegged upside down and kicked in the head, yeah I laughed.x
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    June 8, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Bad day.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    LOL!!!! Wife kicks him in the face while the husband spanks his ass! HAHAHAHAHA!! Awww, man. That was amazing.
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    propagandi Male 40-49
    726 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:16 pm
    I like pounding ass as much as anybody, but not like that.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    not in `Merika! the store clerk would get sued.. damn shame too
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    DDJay Male 30-39
    40 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 5:00 pm
    that was great. huzzah for the shopkeep.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    June 8, 2012 at 5:22 pm
    God bless him & his family!

    If he did that in Canada, all 3 of them would be arrested for "hate crimes" while the two thieves would be released...
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
    736 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    5Cats, you know that`s not true, but then again, you`re not really big into the truth, are you?
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    A few things:

    1. The douchebag got the spanking that his dad should have given him as a kid

    2. If you pull a robbery attempt and the douche-nozzle clerk is willing to jack with you while you`re doing it, he`s badder than he looks.

    3. Don`t you know these guys catch poo every day? They have breaking points! I wouldn`t be willing to risk it.

    4. He probably wasn`t even supposed to be there that day!
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    T3hHippie Male 18-29
    166 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    @5cats

    I am pretty sure this happened in Canada. Also, Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless him & his family!
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:16 pm
    I cant open the till ! I cant open the till ! BAM bear spray, then ass-kicking ensues !!!

    Like a boss !!
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    aesebu55 Male 30-39
    10 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:59 pm
    Awesome!
  35. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:15 am
    5Cats, I think you missed the part where the perpetrators were white. And this is coming from Suicism. Pay attention.
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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 2:25 am
    I died at the spanking. Haha and the person kicking him sweet!
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 2:28 am
    chop off his hand - good deterrent!
  38. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 5:29 am
    If I`m not mistaken this DID happen in Canada!! It was in the paper last week: it`s of a couple that, over the last few years, have been robbed somewhere between 4-6 times... and they finally had enough. There was an update and the cops say that (so far) the owners will not be charged with anything. Community response so far has been support for the couples effort to protect themselves without going too far. (The guy was spraying the robbers with bear repellent, not bullets, eh?)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 7:06 am
    Koreans. Gotta love `em.
  40. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6959 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 8:09 am
    Excellent. Spank spank, kick kick. Bear repellent is pepper spray, right?

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