The Revenge Of The Convenience Store Clerk

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago in

Oh hell yes!
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Male 7,123
Excellent. Spank spank, kick kick. Bear repellent is pepper spray, right?
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Male 14,866
Koreans. Gotta love `em.
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Female 2,415
If I`m not mistaken this DID happen in Canada!! It was in the paper last week: it`s of a couple that, over the last few years, have been robbed somewhere between 4-6 times... and they finally had enough. There was an update and the cops say that (so far) the owners will not be charged with anything. Community response so far has been support for the couples effort to protect themselves without going too far. (The guy was spraying the robbers with bear repellent, not bullets, eh?)
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Male 766
chop off his hand - good deterrent!
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Male 3,631
5Cats, I think you missed the part where the perpetrators were white. And this is coming from Suicism. Pay attention.
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Male 10
Awesome!
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Male 1,810
I cant open the till ! I cant open the till ! BAM bear spray, then ass-kicking ensues !!!

Like a boss !!
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Male 166
@5cats

I am pretty sure this happened in Canada. Also, Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless him & his family!
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Male 712
A few things:

1. The douchebag got the spanking that his dad should have given him as a kid

2. If you pull a robbery attempt and the douche-nozzle clerk is willing to jack with you while you`re doing it, he`s badder than he looks.

3. Don`t you know these guys catch poo every day? They have breaking points! I wouldn`t be willing to risk it.

4. He probably wasn`t even supposed to be there that day!
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Male 736
5Cats, you know that`s not true, but then again, you`re not really big into the truth, are you?
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Male 38,398
God bless him & his family!

If he did that in Canada, all 3 of them would be arrested for "hate crimes" while the two thieves would be released...
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Male 40
that was great. huzzah for the shopkeep.
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Male 554
not in `Merika! the store clerk would get sued.. damn shame too
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Male 725
I like pounding ass as much as anybody, but not like that.
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Male 1,754
LOL!!!! Wife kicks him in the face while the husband spanks his ass! HAHAHAHAHA!! Awww, man. That was amazing.
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Male 926
Bad day.
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Male 213
De-kegged upside down and kicked in the head, yeah I laughed.x
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Male 14,334
Hmmm the asian lady can spank me if that`s her thing. NO KICKING THOUGH!!
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Female 2,549
I bet they are Koreans.
Yep vid of the week.
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Male 5,811
All I could think of during laughing was this. Starting at 2:50.
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Male 646
bring out the gimp
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Male 38,750

It get funnier every time I watch it when the wife come in and start kicking. There`s a sound track in my head of what she must be screaming at him in broken enrish! lol
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Male 2,172
The one that didn`t got away.
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Male 425
His lady liked the kicking. Muhaha!
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Male 1,445
@patchouly: That`s why we need a shoot first aske questions later kind of policy.

Sure, we can still spend the rest of our lives in teh court systme but at least the bastard can`t come back with his buddies and shoot us.

Wait, maybe we should torture him to get the names and addresses of his friends as well so we can make sure there is no retaliation for killing the prick.

Or we could do the left wing nutjob thing of trying to rehabilitate the poor sap and hope that he won`t do it again if we just figure out the right amount of coddling and welfare to give him.
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Male 5,874
Aerosol his Aerosol!
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Male 226
"This sort of thing used to be an amazing story. Sadly, in today`s World, this is often only the first chapter. Chapter two involves this thug getting out of jail and going back to the store with his buddies and shooting everyone in sight.

It`s a sad world we live in."

Don`t forget about assault charges pressed against the store clerk.
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Male 17,512
It`s too bad we can`t deport miscreants like this. Send them to someplace dry, sandy, where nearly everything is poisonous, like England did with Australia.
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Male 114
Love it!
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Male 3,445
I mourn their future deaths from patchouly`s scenario.
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Male 2,513
@BoredFrank
"Ass punch! Wife kick! ASS PUNCH!

Best vid of the week!"

My sentiments exactly
good post Gerry
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Male 10,339
Patch is a buzzkill.

Yes, that will likely happen, but in a perfect world, homie will get out of jail, and tell his friends "Ay mang. Don`t drat wit dat Asian foo man. Dey be hard yo." and the store will be left alone.

Video of the week for sure.
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Male 1,558
alll parisites must be crushed
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Male 4,893
That was AWESOME! So much justice in such a short clip.
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Male 878
Best video of the week. If not just for the fact that the effing Queen isn`t in it!
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Male 2,670
Ass punch! Wife kick! ASS PUNCH!

Best vid of the week!
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Male 38,750

@ patchouly - Lighten up, dude. I submitted it just as a funny video to make us laugh but you just went all Debbie Downer on us.
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Male 4,746
This sort of thing used to be an amazing story. Sadly, in today`s World, this is often only the first chapter. Chapter two involves this thug getting out of jail and going back to the store with his buddies and shooting everyone in sight.

It`s a sad world we live in.
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Male 38,750
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