The Pizza Delivery Guy Is Getting Creepy Now [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago Funny

And so begins the birth of a vengeful stalker.
There are 14 comments:
Male 625
"If you`ve ever watch porn, you know that a pizza box can be used in a much creepier way."

Everyone on this site has access to the internet. Not sure the word "if" was entirely necessary.
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Male 198
I don`t know why anyone would be offended by getting hit on - straight or gay. Another person has found you attractive in some manner, be it personality or looks. As long as they take no for an answer.
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Female 735
That`s not creepy. I`m always flattered when I guy hits on me. Even the dorky freshmen boys, or the retarded kid who tries to hug me and call me foxy. I`m still flattered. It`s nice. But I smile and thank them and go back to my boyfriend.
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Male 553
I`d like to add that the heart shaped pizza gives me an erection of Jurassic age proportions.
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Male 553
"If this happened to me, it would possibly be my worst ever stalker (and that`s some stiff competition, let me tell you). Not only is it creepy, but it`s topped with CHEESE - double eeeuuuurrgh!!"

No need to worry. It wont ever happen to you.
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Male 1,678
If he could guarantee me free pizza on tap I would be his girlfriend.
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Male 6,737
...and 16 years old.
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Female 2,602
[quote]Are we talking worst as in lack of effort or worst as in horribly creepy?[/quote]

Creepy + cheesy.
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Male 165
@MacGuffin

Are we talking worst as in lack of effort or worst as in horribly creepy?
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Male 3,894
MacG, what`s wrong with a nice cheese pizza every now and again?
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Female 2,602
If this happened to me, it would possibly be my worst ever stalker (and that`s some stiff competition, let me tell you). Not only is it creepy, but it`s topped with CHEESE - double eeeuuuurrgh!!
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Male 2,031
No
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Male 3,445
If you`ve ever watch porn, you know that a pizza box can be used in a much creepier way.
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Female 1,330
Link: The Pizza Delivery Guy Is Getting Creepy Now [Pic] [Rate Link] - And so begins the birth of a vengeful stalker.
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