The Imprinting Wedding Band [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Misc

I don"t know, I-A-B? What do you think about this idea? Symbolically, it"s sorta like branding your spouse like cattle.
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Male 54
I want one for my penis.
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Male 5,551
Oh, yeah, and it looks EFFING uncomfortable!
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Male 5,551
No, guys. Stop thinking it`s for her. You know she`s gonna want YOU to be wearing it!
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Male 653
tehbionic, marriage is a legal contract that tends to be surrounded by ritual.
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Male 766
brand all da cows
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Male 1,416
Heat the ring up and THEN put it on her.
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Male 1,569
well I don`t think it`s gonna work, no way a ring stays on the whole day at the same position.
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Male 2,868
That sounds horribly uncomfortable.
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Female 313
Marriage isn`t a ritual, it`s a legal contract. Someone`s trying to be cool.
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Male 15,832
Just brand her.
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Male 1,586
@draculya you`d need to have some pretty fat fingers to fit all of that.
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Male 226
How about just going the distance and tattooing "I observe outdated ritualistic social bonding" across your forehead?
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Male 554
just brand the bitch !
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Male 14,773
"Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?"

How about one that says "happily civilunioned"
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Male 14,773
"Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!"

No, you got it wrong. When she becomes a heifer, you want her to leave and take her kids.
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Male 5,413
It looks a bit painful to be honest...
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Female 734
Gerry,
there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?
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Male 15,510
Love hurts
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Male 1,048
Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!
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Male 1,586
Gerry they do make one that says married when you take it off.
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Male 148
That would work if the ring stayed exactly still. Normally rings rotate around your finger. If it was tight enough not to rotate it`d cut your finger up when you took it on / off.
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Male 37,888

It should say "CHEATER" when he takes it off
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Male 687
do they come in dick shape too?
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Male 2,841
Sounds like a great way to drat up your finger.
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Male 3,576
just give her a blackeye and every will know she taken with or with a ring
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Male 1,950
Branding? You mean, like a tattoo? Oh, but this only lasts for a few hours, maybe less if you drink a glass of water and eat some salty crackers? Ugh.
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Male 5,874
A tattoo would be cheaper. Money saved on the ring could be spent on beer!
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Male 7,123
Tacky.
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Male 416
The inside of ours are engraved with each other`s name and the wedding date.
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Male 653
If someone in a relationship feels that the relationship needs one of those, then they shouldn`t be in that relationship.
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Male 273
most rings turn a few times throughout the day. it would not leave a perfect heart like that.
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Female 4,086
yeah, great. just as welcome as the tattoo of your ex`s name come divorce time.
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Male 4,793
why not just carve it into me?
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Male 358
This is not body modding, that mark will disapear in a few days. Uncomfortable to wear though
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Male 5,094
Body modding as a wedding gift? Nothanks.
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Male 6,737
Nice idea I guess, for money making.

Not much point in it though. Would I really need a <3 on my finger to prove my love for someone?
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Male 51
I always use my branding iron, works a treat.
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Male 81
Yes, because burning flesh with hot iron and making an indention are pretty much the same thing.
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Male 19,838
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