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The Imprinting Wedding Band [Pic]

I don”t know, I-A-B? What do you think about this idea? Symbolically, it”s sorta like branding your spouse like cattle.

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Date: 06/06/12 11:15 AM

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  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18856 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:20 am
    Link: The Imprinting Wedding Band - I don`t know, I-A-B? What do you think about this idea? Symbolically, it`s sorta like branding your spouse like cattle.
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    heytonashcat Male 18-29
    81 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:24 am
    Yes, because burning flesh with hot iron and making an indention are pretty much the same thing.
  3. Profile photo of chutulhu
    chutulhu Male 40-49
    51 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:24 am
    I always use my branding iron, works a treat.
  4. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Nice idea I guess, for money making.

    Not much point in it though. Would I really need a <3 on my finger to prove my love for someone?
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:32 am
    Body modding as a wedding gift? Nothanks.
  6. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:42 am
    This is not body modding, that mark will disapear in a few days. Uncomfortable to wear though
  7. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:49 am
    why not just carve it into me?
  8. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:54 am
    yeah, great. just as welcome as the tattoo of your ex`s name come divorce time.
  9. Profile photo of chickiesue86
    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:56 am
    most rings turn a few times throughout the day. it would not leave a perfect heart like that.
  10. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    If someone in a relationship feels that the relationship needs one of those, then they shouldn`t be in that relationship.
  11. Profile photo of xmastree_ph
    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    The inside of ours are engraved with each other`s name and the wedding date.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6967 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    Tacky.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    A tattoo would be cheaper. Money saved on the ring could be spent on beer!
  14. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    Branding? You mean, like a tattoo? Oh, but this only lasts for a few hours, maybe less if you drink a glass of water and eat some salty crackers? Ugh.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    just give her a blackeye and every will know she taken with or with a ring
  16. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Sounds like a great way to drat up your finger.
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    do they come in dick shape too?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2354 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    Why not just give her a STD. That`s an eternal mark of love.
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:29 pm

    It should say "CHEATER" when he takes it off
  20. Profile photo of bloomi
    bloomi Male 18-29
    148 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    That would work if the ring stayed exactly still. Normally rings rotate around your finger. If it was tight enough not to rotate it`d cut your finger up when you took it on / off.
  21. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    Gerry they do make one that says married when you take it off.
  22. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:48 pm
    Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    Love hurts
  24. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 3:40 pm
    Gerry,
    there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    It looks a bit painful to be honest...
  26. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14629 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    "Take the real leap and brand the bitch. We all know she is gonna become a large heifer anyways!"

    No, you got it wrong. When she becomes a heifer, you want her to leave and take her kids.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14629 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    "Gerry,
    there is one that says MARRIED on the back so that is the mark on your finger when you take it off, close enough?"

    How about one that says "happily civilunioned"
  28. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    just brand the bitch !
  29. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    How about just going the distance and tattooing "I observe outdated ritualistic social bonding" across your forehead?
  30. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 7:28 pm
    @draculya you`d need to have some pretty fat fingers to fit all of that.
  31. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    Just brand her.
  32. Profile photo of tehbionic
    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    Marriage isn`t a ritual, it`s a legal contract. Someone`s trying to be cool.
  33. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 10:59 pm
    That sounds horribly uncomfortable.
  34. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:06 pm
    well I don`t think it`s gonna work, no way a ring stays on the whole day at the same position.
  35. Profile photo of korahn
    korahn Male 30-39
    1304 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:38 pm
    Heat the ring up and THEN put it on her.
  36. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 1:59 am
    brand all da cows
  37. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 4:34 am
    tehbionic, marriage is a legal contract that tends to be surrounded by ritual.
  38. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    No, guys. Stop thinking it`s for her. You know she`s gonna want YOU to be wearing it!
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Oh, yeah, and it looks EFFING uncomfortable!
  40. Profile photo of Darkolin
    Darkolin Male 30-39
    54 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 5:44 am
    I want one for my penis.

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