The Conversation Every Guy Dreams Of

Submitted by: ElectricEye 4 years ago in Entertainment

If only....
There are 26 comments:
Male 294
Ah, if only I had a quarter for every time one of my male model looking friends with perfect skin came in and told me all about some model looking chick he knew making out with another chick right before he limped off for the bathroom in order to bang said girl for the 8th time that day, I`d be able to afford one of those ridiculously ritzy sports cars all of my male model classmates used to drive around in a reckless and irresponsible manner, since that`s what teenagers do, right?

Also, I`m sure it goes without saying that football players were forbidden to ever remove their jerseys or pads. That way they could be quickly identified as cool and athletic then segregated from the uncool kids at parties and social beatings.

I`ll tell you what, the `secret` life of the american teenager clearly must be pretty well kept, because I never even knew about it a short while ago when I *was* an american teenager.
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Male 3
the second half of the Soup clip shows what happend later on. The soup
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Male 201
wait....wut?
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Male 5,617
"Can do!!!"
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Later:
"Dammit! I`m not a machine!!! And you are too clingy!!"
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Male 2,384
pandering...
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Female 57
LOL what the hell?
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Male 2,737
I would have said, "What`s in it for me? How about some cash?"
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Female 836
You don`t get it? She has to PROVE TO HERSELF SHE`S NOT GAY by having tons of sex with a guy!

...because she was freaking about liking to kiss a girl...

See? Clear as a bell.
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Male 500
the writing on this show is genius!!
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Male 1,048
I don`t get it...Either...
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Male 1,448
LOL I thought it was pretty funny.
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it...
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Female 129
Ugh.
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Male 7,378
Too much foreplay.
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Male 3,445
`no, this was on ABC`s How to make a family, channel.`

Nice. I almost made that joke too.
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Male 6,737
Is this not a repost..?
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Male 462
I stopped watching when grace was the equivalent of a catholic nun. What the drat happened?
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Male 3,462
FoolsPrussia, no, this was on ABC`s How to make a family, channel.
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Male 1,526
I`m so jaded by all the porn I`ve seen. This didn`t even tingle my sausage.
I`m in that nice state where I just wouldn`t give a drat. Literally.
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Male 5,314
haha
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Male 1,754
Foolsprussia, exactly what I was thinking lol...
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Male 3,445
This is on ABC Family?
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Male 1,625
secret life talking about sex color me surprised
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Male 1,754
This is totally worth missing practice for....

Damn straight!!
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Male 678
I saw "Secret Life" and immediately stopped watching.
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Male 2,729
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