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Date: 06/28/12 01:20 PM

30 Responses to The Church Now Focusing On Monetary Savings [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    Link: The Church Now Focusing On Monetary Savings - I`m not that religious, but this seems odd, being the body of Christ and all.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Is everything in America mass produced? Even religion now!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    Wonder if you have to be 21 to purchase, of if any alter-dwelling 12 year old can walk in and "praise the lord" by getting on his knees and pretending to put another man`s flesh in his mouth.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7562 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    Not really- but a bit naff I think. If you must- then a nice silver chalice with some age to it please....
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    Dorito`s are cheaper and taste better. Not really to keen on that "body of christ" thing with a bland piece of paper in my mouth.
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    zombieraptur Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    do you dunk it?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    Why does that sound like pornography to me? Who was the ad company Vivid?
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    Wouldnt eat anything produced in a church!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:12 pm
    "This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things.
    "

    Funny how the different Churches cant even agree to HOW their lord should be worshipped. Megachurches liken the smaller ones as "less-fortunate" and the smaller churches regard megachurches as "non respectable?"

    Funny how some believe that the condition of their fairy-tale book declares their true love for the fairy inside...

    ...Pittiful
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Pittiful indeed.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    Steelgrid: Don`t you have a bridge to be under right now?
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    wow look at that massive discount you get on buying bulk >.> greedy ass churches
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    Most churches can barely afford to keep the electricity on. I`ve served on parish boards, I`ve seen the budgets. If you think churches trying to save a few bucks on supplies is greedy, you really need to grow the poo up.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:30 pm
    I thought it wasn`t cheezus until the priest says the magic words
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    "Steelgrid: Don`t you have a bridge to be under right now?"

    Ahhhhh, dontcha hate it when someone highlights the politics of people who cant even agree HOW to worship.

    "Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?"

    Havent you suckers been passing the tax free collection plates for years? Yeaaaaahhh
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 2:49 pm
    Wow.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 3:07 pm
    The literal flesh and blood of Jesus at knock down prices. Oh lordy what a bunch of horsesh*t!
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6764 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 3:13 pm
    "The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things"

    Yes. The vast majority of RESPECTABLE churches would never ceremoniously symbolically eat the flesh and blood of their imaginary sky zombie weekly for entrance into eternal life with THOSE crackers.

    I can`t wait till the time where mass delusion and "respectable" aren`t used in the same sentence.

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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    mmmmmmm, processed, pre-packaged Jesus.

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    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 3:37 pm
    zombieraptur "do you dunk it?" FTW
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6959 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    That`s a cheap shot.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 4:25 pm
    But is it "Halal"? Or Kosher for that matter...

    (trying to keep up the high level of funny responses!)

    Is it already transubstatiated, or do you still have to perform the miracle yourself?
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    defendors87 Male 18-29
    570 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 6:41 pm
    sigh......
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    Actually from a sanitary standpoint not a bad idea. When aids first really hit the scene this sharing the goblet was a big concern.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    business idea!...sell them empty containers with holes underneath and say they`re extra holy (sweet, unintentional bonus pun)
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 2:44 am
    So it`s considered bad form to try and sell Ronald Reagan`s blood, but selling something alleged to become Jesus` blood comes with a neat little wafer?


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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14625 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 7:16 am
    Yeah, I`m going to buy these to serve with guacamole. After all Jesus is a common mexican name.
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    Spaztazoid Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 11:08 am
    My hometown makes the wafers and sell the excess bits...they`re freakin` addicting. I know gluttony`s a sin and all, but I`ll eat a few brown bags full in one sitting. Ostie d`ostie!

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