The Church Now Focusing On Monetary Savings [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Misc

I"m not that religious, but this seems odd, being the body of Christ and all.
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Female 152
My hometown makes the wafers and sell the excess bits...they`re freakin` addicting. I know gluttony`s a sin and all, but I`ll eat a few brown bags full in one sitting. Ostie d`ostie!
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Male 14,834
Yeah, I`m going to buy these to serve with guacamole. After all Jesus is a common mexican name.
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Male 3,147
So it`s considered bad form to try and sell Ronald Reagan`s blood, but selling something alleged to become Jesus` blood comes with a neat little wafer?


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Male 395
business idea!...sell them empty containers with holes underneath and say they`re extra holy (sweet, unintentional bonus pun)
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Male 1,448
Actually from a sanitary standpoint not a bad idea. When aids first really hit the scene this sharing the goblet was a big concern.
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Male 570
sigh......
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Male 37,803
But is it "Halal"? Or Kosher for that matter...

(trying to keep up the high level of funny responses!)

Is it already transubstatiated, or do you still have to perform the miracle yourself?
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Male 7,123
That`s a cheap shot.
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Male 567
zombieraptur "do you dunk it?" FTW
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Male 376
mmmmmmm, processed, pre-packaged Jesus.

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Male 8,132
"The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things"

Yes. The vast majority of RESPECTABLE churches would never ceremoniously symbolically eat the flesh and blood of their imaginary sky zombie weekly for entrance into eternal life with THOSE crackers.

I can`t wait till the time where mass delusion and "respectable" aren`t used in the same sentence.

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Male 1,243
The literal flesh and blood of Jesus at knock down prices. Oh lordy what a bunch of horsesh*t!
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Female 1,478
Wow.
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Male 2,700
"Steelgrid: Don`t you have a bridge to be under right now?"

Ahhhhh, dontcha hate it when someone highlights the politics of people who cant even agree HOW to worship.

"Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?"

Havent you suckers been passing the tax free collection plates for years? Yeaaaaahhh
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Female 734
I thought it wasn`t cheezus until the priest says the magic words
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Male 319
Most churches can barely afford to keep the electricity on. I`ve served on parish boards, I`ve seen the budgets. If you think churches trying to save a few bucks on supplies is greedy, you really need to grow the poo up.
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Male 694
wow look at that massive discount you get on buying bulk >.> greedy ass churches
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Male 17,512
Steelgrid: Don`t you have a bridge to be under right now?
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Male 319
Pittiful indeed.
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Male 17,512
Egads, is nothing sacred anymore?
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Male 2,700
"This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things.
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Funny how the different Churches cant even agree to HOW their lord should be worshipped. Megachurches liken the smaller ones as "less-fortunate" and the smaller churches regard megachurches as "non respectable?"

Funny how some believe that the condition of their fairy-tale book declares their true love for the fairy inside...

...Pittiful
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Male 15,510
Wouldnt eat anything produced in a church!
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Male 319
This is a megachurch thing. The vast majority of respectable church wouldn`t be caught dead with those things.
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Male 7,378
Why does that sound like pornography to me? Who was the ad company Vivid?
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Male 57
do you dunk it?
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Male 382
Dorito`s are cheaper and taste better. Not really to keen on that "body of christ" thing with a bland piece of paper in my mouth.
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Female 7,866
Not really- but a bit naff I think. If you must- then a nice silver chalice with some age to it please....
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Male 2,700
Wonder if you have to be 21 to purchase, of if any alter-dwelling 12 year old can walk in and "praise the lord" by getting on his knees and pretending to put another man`s flesh in his mouth.
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Male 6,737
Is everything in America mass produced? Even religion now!
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Male 20,178
Link: The Church Now Focusing On Monetary Savings [Pic] [Rate Link] - I`m not that religious, but this seems odd, being the body of Christ and all.
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