The Bad-Ass Gentleman`s Survival Kit [Pic]

Submitted by: 3MM@ 4 years ago Funny

Everything a gent needs to get through the weekend.
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Male 3,231
wheres the neosporin
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Male 2,737
Lol, I have all this stuff.
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Male 663
Replace the cigs with a smoking pipe for full gentleman effect.
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Female 2,415
Can`t help but notice there are no condoms...
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Male 2,592
"The .25 auto is the 7th most deadly thing in there."

The lil 2-5 might be nothing but it`s something when it`s shootin at you.
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Male 3,631
Bad-ass gentlemen don`t need condoms.
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Male 15,832
The .25 auto is the 7th most deadly thing in there.
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Male 251
No condoms?
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Male 2,436
A wooden box? That`s a little awkward to carry around...

I would rather have the brief case from `Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas`.
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Female 846
where can you still buy lucky strikes?
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Male 1,737
Only one Joint, that`s roughing it.
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Male 2,376
that`s max payne`s survival kit
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Male 1,586
Stonards that is a joint in the vial on the far right and cocaine in the smaller vial and skull and crossbones usually indicates poison of some sort and the red bottle with the cross is probably pill. Now the pills may not be illegal but to get them from anyone but a doctor is.
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Male 4,793
Pretty sure those are all types of throwing knives.
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Male 5,608
"It`s a little bit British. Make it a .45 and we`re talkin`..."
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Male 7,926
Stonardsftw

"Cocaine isn`t a black market item"

Well, agree to disagree I guess. BTW, wikipedia and the dictionary also disagree with you.
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Male 321
@HolyGod

Cocaine isn`t a black market item. Guns and Knives like that are illegal in some places as well, doesn`t make them black market items. The poison, depending on what it is, MIGHT be considered a black market item, but I doubt that.
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Male 7,926
Stonardsftw

"Nothing in that box is a black market item"

I can only assume the vile of white powder is cocaine. Which is kinda a black market item. Also, brass knuckles are illegal lots of places.
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Male 376
Drugs + weapons. `Survival` isn`t the word that comes to mind.
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Male 5,314
Lucky Strikes, they`re toasted.
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Male 620
curious what the flask has printed on it.
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Male 1,793
where are the rubbers....
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Male 321
"Where does a gentleman purchase such a fine item? I assume it is a black market item."

Nothing in that box is a black market item. He probably made the box himself, and put everything into it.
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Male 1,059
LSMFT!
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Male 1,586
Where does a gentleman purchase such a fine item? I assume it is a black market item.
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Female 256
Link: The Bad-Ass Gentleman`s Survival Kit [Pic] [Rate Link] - Everything a gent needs to get through the weekend.
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