The Baby [Pic]

Submitted by: Smutleybutt 4 years ago in Misc

Which one is he?
There are 40 comments:
Male 598
This is why circumcision should be illegal. Or at least until you are old enough to consent to the decision. No major medical institution recommends it either.
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Male 116
CrakrJak we are seperate countries, not states, now all you stupid fcuking yanks go away, i`m tired of reading your religous siht
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Male 31
DShephard - If you hadn`t been raised Christian I sincerely doubt that you would simply embrace it if it was introduced as a new concept to you when you were 18. A baby is like a sponge - it absorbs all stimulus around it and has to learn everything about the nature of existence, the world and the universe in its formative years. If you ply it with nonsense fairy stories as fact during these years then it is very difficult for the child and adult to accept these as nonsense later on. The problem is even worse for individuals under very strict fundamentalist religions where I believe the shock of letting go of the lies that have been drilled in to them is simply too great. Not to mention the enormous regret of living a wasted life of servitude to a non-existent imaginary slave-master. (As you can see I have strong feelings on this matter - please don`t take me as preaching against your own beliefs - every adult is free to do as they wish - but teaching children religion is child abuse.)
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Male 871
indoctrination of children is abuse all religion should be banned untill 18 years old at least
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Male 1,059
Either way, he`s white, so clearly he should be discriminated against when applying for college or a job.
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Male 1,595
My girlfriend was forced by her parents to be a catholic and has never seen herself as one. So she doesn`t accept the Catholic teachings.
I was raised Christian, but the ideas were never forced upon me, I accepted them on my own terms. That`s the way it works, you`re never forced to think one way or another, because that would be the peak of unamericanism.
Besides, what`s the real point of this post? If its a baby its not going to care one way or another..
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Male 2,521
"long story short, if just one of that baby`s parents are faithful followers of Christ than basically that baby is good with Jesus too."

Being "good with Jesus" doesn`t make a person (or a baby) a Christian. Accepting that Jesus is the son of God and died for the sins of mankind makes a person Christian. And this is something that NO ONE is born with.

For years, when people ask my what made me atheist, I have pointed out to them that we are all born atheist, I just never changed my position.
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Male 14,835
"Sorry, not the same thing..."

NI and the Channel Islands are a rounding error.
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Male 1,054
"Great Britain, aka The United Kingdom"

Sorry, not the same thing...
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Male 37,865
I was born gay, I mean Republican! I`ve always been attracted to boys, I mean the Right Wing! It`s impossible for me to convert to hetero, I mean Democrat.

(repeated for those who don`t read page 1)
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Female 3,562
TonyGCleff, by the logic the baby is also republican. Heck, if the parents are part of AARP, does that mean the baby is a AARP member?
Babies aren`t part of any groups that aren`t legally defined or genetically based. Babies aren`t christian because Christianity is neither an ethnicity nor a nationality.
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Male 20
1 Corinthians 7:10-17

long story short, if just one of that baby`s parents are faithful followers of Christ than basically that baby is good with Jesus too.
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Male 166
You crazies know it is true.
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Female 1,478
lol, kids.. `nuh uh, YOU are!`
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Male 37,865
@CrakrJak: You`re right!
England = English
Wales = Welsh
Scotland = Scottish
Ireland = Irish

Unitend Kindom? = English!
The English Pound? English Tea? The RAF is the Air Force of... England!
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Male 179
The baby on the right is a Christian baby just as a newly born baby in America is an American baby simply for the fact that they are both born INTO their respective groups. The baby didn`t choose either scenario, the parents did, but it doesn`t make it any less true.

Regardless, I agree with djlazar, this post sucks.
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Male 186
Another preachy athiest post.
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Male 17,512
MacGuffin: Scotland remains part of Great Britain, aka The United Kingdom. You may have a separate state, but you`re still part of the whole.
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Male 37,865

I was "Close Enough"
...but not for @MacGuffin in all likelyhood: "See! You didn`t do the hand motions while you typed it! Mr Pants On Fire!"

(Note: if you watch the video, or remember the skit, the `frenchman` has an elaborate taunting involving fart noises and funny hand gestures. One simply cannot replicate these gestures WHILE TYPING! lolz!)

Hey @MacGuffin, at least you`re doing better than poor @markust 123...

He`s given up entirely! lolz!
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Male 37,865
[quote]I`m a Scottish idiot[/quote]

I lolz`d!

Um, it`s a Monty Python quote, eh? iirc the proper quote is "silly English ka-niiiigit!" eh?

See? I AM Canadian, eh? Proof positive.

Oh, I know HOW to talk smack, but rarely choose to do so. Doesn`t "Whizzing realty" sound familiar to you? SMACK!

(ps I know full well you`re Scottish, but that`s not in the Monty Python skit)
(pps I also know it pushes a Scotsman`s buttons to be confused with the English, or worse the Welsh!)
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Female 2,602
[quote]Now go away silly English person[/quote]

I`m Scottish, idiot - it`s a completely different country to England. And, unlike your equally-uninformed pal Crakr believes, no, Scotland is not "part of England". You really don`t even know you`re doing it, talking crap, do you? You don`t even have 5 cats, FFS: you`ve got 2! I bet you`re not even Canadian!!
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Male 37,865
Furthermore @MacGuffin: Why do you ignore what I posted and continue to gripe about the past? How can you ignore the reality whizzing over your head like that? :-P

Now go away silly English person, or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Male 1,377
@Steelgrid, some people will look at this and say "THAT WAS COOL"

Last time I checked IAB is for many different people who enjoy many different things, not just you.

Some people will enjoy this post and find it humorous. I know I do.
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Male 37,865
[quote]once you`ve been exposed to a few dozen or so of 5Cats` `facts`.[/quote]

Ok @MacGuffin, you wanna play "face the facts"? Here we go:

Fact #1: I said "I saw a docco about a horrible women`s prison in England"
Fact #2: You said: Which prison was it?
Fact #3: I said: I don`t remember, and cannot find it after a search.
Fact #4: You said: 5Cats is a liar.

You can go retrieve the thread if you like, but you B1TCHED about that for days, so I don`t doubt you`ll recall it.

However I was too polite to point out: Fact#3 does NOT disprove Fact#1. I saw that docco, period.

So it is YOU who lies @MacGuffin, and continues to mistake "fact" and "opinion" for your own personal narcessism.

Also: you fail to disprove anything in my post, so "I am a pretty little girl"!
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Female 2,602
[quote]I would call what 5Cats just said an opinion.[/quote]

So would I. That doesn`t change what I just said about the `facts` he regularly asserts to be correct, that equally regularly turn out to be true nowhere but in his own mind.
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Male 4,793
Boom! Suck a dick, you disillusioned churchies. I`m not saying this to ALL religious people, just the ones that are ignorant enough to believe the above pictured baby scenario. Don`t even argue about this with me, I know I am 100% correct here and thus will likely not be returning to this forum.
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Female 2,602

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Female 1,478
Well.. for myself, I always say that whatever comes out of my mouth is either opinion, a fact, a lie, or some combination thereof. So when I talk to people, they need to realize which of those is what I`m speaking. I would call what 5Cats just said an opinion. Makes me less angry than presuming it`s a fact or that he feels it`s a fact.
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Female 2,602
[quote]That`s unnecessary, MacGuffin...[/quote]

I`m sorry, but it`s totally necessary once you`ve been exposed to a few dozen or so of 5Cats` `facts`.
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Male 41
Thank you, IAB, for so skillfully and diligently perpetuating the disease of pseudo-intellectualism. The only thing worse than ignorance, is ignorance which boldly masquerades itself under the pretense of reason.
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Female 1,478
That`s unnecessary, MacGuffin...
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Female 1,478
At that age, that`s correct. He cannot form his own opinions of things. When older, but still a "child", opinions and beliefs can be formed and held.
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Male 330
Something I actually agree with Dawkins about... shocking.
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Male 2,700
IAB, can you PLEASE stop approving posts the just create more flame wars and return to the old days of actually being funny? This sh.it is just getting plain f.ucking old. its not even fun to troll posts like this anymore.

I want to laugh. I want to play fun games. I want to actually say out loud, "THAT WAS COOL!"

Every goddamn day all these posts are approved for nothing more than to inspire reactions from the forums. We come here to be interested, not to post, read the forums, SO STOP BAITING IT!!!
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Female 2,602
[quote]Yet one is "true" while the other is obviously stupid. [/quote]

Surely those are usually one in the same thing for you, 5Cats?
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Male 37,865
I was born gay, I mean Republican! I`ve always been attracted to boys, I mean the Right Wing! It`s impossible for me to convert to hetero, I mean Democrat.

Sound familiar? Yet one is "true" while the other is obviously stupid.

Get it yet?

Also this picture is stupid, Dawkins is usually pretty smart, but he fumbled the ball here. Christians (and Muslims, and Buddists) believe God (or Allah, or Buddah) IS INSIDE EVERYONE! duh!
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Female 2,602
This argument falls down in that "society" never expressed either opinion attributed to it in this case. I doubt that most people would consider either concept supportable.
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Male 6,737
True in every western country outside the US.
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Male 38,507

Which one is he?

He`s the ugly one.
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Male 1,377
Link: The Baby [Pic] [Rate Link] - Which one is he?
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