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Date: 06/20/12 10:00 AM

24 Responses to Teen Shoots Spear Gun Through The Brain And Lives

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    Muert Male 30-39
    153 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 6:49 pm
    Link: Teen Shoots Spear Gun Through The Brain And Lives - How much luck can you have in a single incident? Good and bad...
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:15 am
    Aww, now he doesn`t know math...
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:16 am
    Well, at least he got the point!
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:18 am
    In Florida?! No Way.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:21 am
    stay classy Florida
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:22 am
    Poor kid. He`ll probably have behavioural problems from this. The brain can take a lot of damage, but discrete areas control certain aspects of behaviour and/or ability. Look at Phineas Gage.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:50 am
    Missed his brains by 3ft
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:53 am
    @MacGuffin I know what you mean. I had an aunt that was a real...well just say it rhymes with aunt. She got into a car accident and had slight Dain Bramage. she became the nicest person ever.
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    pomokey Male 18-29
    95 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:11 am
    Walking and talking, but not speaking? How does one talk without speaking?
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:31 am
    I was reading an article about this in the New England Journal of Medicine and it seems the only functional damage he sustained is every time he hears a seagull he poos his pants. Strange world.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:39 am
    A guy in the 50s tamping dynamite shot the tamping rod through his head, suffered increasing difficulty over time; counting change, reading.
    My gal-pal was in a coma for a week after head injury in a crash. She has significant memory retention issues and emotionally gets frustrated over that loss and associated problems with numbers.
    Best of recupe.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Walking and talking, but not speaking? How does one talk without speaking?

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    Muert Male 30-39
    153 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    Woot, this is my first submission to make it through. Phase 53 of 4,973,423 in my plan to take over the world is complete.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    @mcboozerilla: "every time he hears a seagull he poos his pants. Strange world." I thought it was everytime he sees a spear gun he poos his pants?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    An thats why men have billion more brain cells more the woman
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3338 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    @pomokey
    How does one talk without speaking.

    that be saying words but nothing coherent or properly responding to what people are saying
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    Poor, lucky bastard. Here`s to a full recovery!

    On a side note, that editing was so bloody frustrating, let the doctors finish damnit!
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    What gets me is the wasted time on a press conference. Shouldn`t those doctors be working or something. I would think it doesn`t take three of them to talk, hell, don`t hospitals have PR people for this?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    An thats why men have billion more brain cells more the woman

    Yeah, maybe, but women`s are located a few feet higher up.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    It`s incredible the number of case of head injured people who make it out alive because they let the object inside the crane until a doctor could treat them.

    They dont make many reports about those who die that way or even those who die because someone tried to remove the object by themselves.
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    ScissorFox Male 18-29
    97 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 3:46 am
    This guy would make a formidable zombie.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 7:49 am
    HlyShtFck that looks bad.

    Oh he`s from South Florida. It`s OK. It probably missed his brain.
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    monkerz Male 30-39
    197 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:12 am
    Modern day Phineas Gage.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm
    So much for destroying the zombie brain.

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