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Date: 06/11/12 07:00 AM

28 Responses to TechnoMarine: The Underwater Nightclub In NYC

  1. Profile photo of ESdrugster
    ESdrugster Male 30-39
    12 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 6:43 am
    Link: TechnoMarine: The Underwater Nightclub In NYC - While it looks like a scene from Alien or a James Bond film, this underwater nightclub just popped up in New York City.
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    botfly Male 50-59
    616 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:23 am
    Plusses:
    No smoking
    Bikinis
    Short lines at the restrooms
    Minuses:
    Drunk people with spear guns
    Mankinis
    Short lines at the restrooms
    Everyone can see you fart.
  3. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:30 am
    botfly,

    you`re spot on.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:31 am
    Stu.Pid.
  5. Profile photo of CDarling
    CDarling Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:35 am
    Seems kind of dumb to me..
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    alisia Female 18-29
    166 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:36 am
    This is absolutely disgusting. I wrote articles for a pool cleaning service last summer and learned the ins and outs of pH balancing and general pool cleanliness. This many people submerged for this amount of time is going to result in some pretty nasty occurrences. First off, no one should fart, but drunk dudes always do. Every time you fart, you`re discharging fecal matter, but this is worse in a pool. Plus you`re wearing less clothing, so you`ll be hanging out in a pool of other people`s poo with less to protect your orifices from contaminants. Plus, microorganisms and bacteria are fully capable of swimming up a butt-hole or a vagina, so don`t think you`re protected simply because you`re wearing that breathing device over your head - You`re Not! This is the most disgusting nightclub ever.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:36 am
    Hipsters!
  8. Profile photo of Muert
    Muert Male 30-39
    152 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:36 am
    botfly, you forgot:
    passing out could be fatal.
    puking would be very unpleasant.
  9. Profile photo of Muert
    Muert Male 30-39
    152 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:52 am
    Acme triple mega plus:
    No phones.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:01 am
    Wouldn`t have to stop what I`m doing to pee.
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:02 am
    Viral advertisement for a watch. Don`t be such dopes.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36646 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:11 am

    I think someone pee`d in the bar.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:24 am
    Kinda hard to sneak a fart out.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:26 am
    It looks like the worst parts of the 60`s underwater and douchy
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:28 am
    @alisia Ever swim in a river or ocean?
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 9:02 am
    “New york’s hottest club is Gush. Club owner Gay Dunaway has built a fantasy world that answers the question, “Nooow?” This place has everything: geeks, sherpas, a Jamaican nurse wearing a shower cap, room after room of broken mirrors, and look over there in the corner – is that Mick Jagger? No. It’s a fat kid on a slip ‘n slide. His knees look like biscuits and he’s ready to party.”
  17. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 12:09 pm
    Drop in a bucket of chum and a couple of sharks- NOW we`re talking a party!
  18. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    retarded idea
  19. Profile photo of cutecat42
    cutecat42 Female 18-29
    6 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    So...how do they drink??
  20. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    please doo not enter the water if you have diarrhea or are on your period....just sayin
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    I heard DJ Baby Bok Choy was going to be playing there, auburnjunky.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:31 pm
    ...will be closed in six months...
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Nobody thinks this is a real thing, right?
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 2:40 am
    Guess I can leave my Ketamine at home for once.. Space boot already provided..
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 4:13 am
    wrinkly fingers before the floorfiller
  26. Profile photo of Ozmose
    Ozmose Male 30-39
    448 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 6:40 am
    Off to the pet store I go.
    How much do you think 500 piranha will run me?
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 7:15 am
    Nice watch commercial. It`s an interesting idea and lord knows there`s enough tools willing to pay the outrages prices this would cost for status but when it comes down to it people go to clubs to dance, drink, meet lovers, etc. and while it looked like they could talk and drink they could not do it with ease. At least you wouldn`t have to watch drunk singles make out like slobbering pugs.
  28. Profile photo of Badenov
    Badenov Male 70 & Over
    257 posts
    June 12, 2012 at 5:18 pm
    Been there and I can tell you that the restrooms are disgusting!

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