TechnoMarine: The Underwater Nightclub In NYC

Submitted by: ESdrugster 4 years ago in Tech

While it looks like a scene from Alien or a James Bond film, this underwater nightclub just popped up in New York City.
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Male 284
Been there and I can tell you that the restrooms are disgusting!
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Male 1,239
Nice watch commercial. It`s an interesting idea and lord knows there`s enough tools willing to pay the outrages prices this would cost for status but when it comes down to it people go to clubs to dance, drink, meet lovers, etc. and while it looked like they could talk and drink they could not do it with ease. At least you wouldn`t have to watch drunk singles make out like slobbering pugs.
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Male 449
Off to the pet store I go.
How much do you think 500 piranha will run me?
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Male 140
wrinkly fingers before the floorfiller
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Male 700
Guess I can leave my Ketamine at home for once.. Space boot already provided..
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Male 904
Nobody thinks this is a real thing, right?
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Male 1,810
...will be closed in six months...
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Female 4,447
I heard DJ Baby Bok Choy was going to be playing there, auburnjunky.
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Male 64
please doo not enter the water if you have diarrhea or are on your period....just sayin
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Female 6
So...how do they drink??
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Female 298
retarded idea
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Male 2,762
Drop in a bucket of chum and a couple of sharks- NOW we`re talking a party!
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Male 10,339
“New york’s hottest club is Gush. Club owner Gay Dunaway has built a fantasy world that answers the question, “Nooow?” This place has everything: geeks, sherpas, a Jamaican nurse wearing a shower cap, room after room of broken mirrors, and look over there in the corner – is that Mick Jagger? No. It’s a fat kid on a slip ‘n slide. His knees look like biscuits and he’s ready to party.”
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Male 1,497
@alisia Ever swim in a river or ocean?
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Male 1,497
It looks like the worst parts of the 60`s underwater and douchy
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Male 613
Kinda hard to sneak a fart out.
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Male 38,483

I think someone pee`d in the bar.
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Male 658
Viral advertisement for a watch. Don`t be such dopes.
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Male 2,737
Wouldn`t have to stop what I`m doing to pee.
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Male 376
Acme triple mega plus:
No phones.
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Male 376
botfly, you forgot:
passing out could be fatal.
puking would be very unpleasant.
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Male 5,413
Hipsters!
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Female 166
This is absolutely disgusting. I wrote articles for a pool cleaning service last summer and learned the ins and outs of pH balancing and general pool cleanliness. This many people submerged for this amount of time is going to result in some pretty nasty occurrences. First off, no one should fart, but drunk dudes always do. Every time you fart, you`re discharging fecal matter, but this is worse in a pool. Plus you`re wearing less clothing, so you`ll be hanging out in a pool of other people`s poo with less to protect your orifices from contaminants. Plus, microorganisms and bacteria are fully capable of swimming up a butt-hole or a vagina, so don`t think you`re protected simply because you`re wearing that breathing device over your head - You`re Not! This is the most disgusting nightclub ever.
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Female 129
Seems kind of dumb to me..
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Male 594
Stu.Pid.
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Male 1,104
botfly,

you`re spot on.
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Male 616
Plusses:
No smoking
Bikinis
Short lines at the restrooms
Minuses:
Drunk people with spear guns
Mankinis
Short lines at the restrooms
Everyone can see you fart.
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Male 12
Link: TechnoMarine: The Underwater Nightclub In NYC [Rate Link] - While it looks like a scene from Alien or a James Bond film, this underwater nightclub just popped up in New York City.
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