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25 Responses to Subway, You`ve Lied To Us For Years! [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Link: Subway, You`ve Lied To Us For Years! - Get ready for the class-action lawsuit coming up any day now...
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    It`s 12 inch if you measure diagonaly.
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    LitCandle Male 13-17
    50 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    It`s only one sandwich at one Subway. If you get 100 sandwiches, all from different Subways, then we`re talking.
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    ChelmaCavo Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Quiznos, FTW!
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    ChelmaCavo Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    @LitCandle: Have you ever seen the molds they make the bread in? That`s right, the bread is baked in molds, ensuring they are all the same.
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    LitCandle Male 13-17
    50 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    If you`re actually telling the truth and not just blaspheming then it is time for a law suite.
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    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    LAW SUIT LAW SUIT LAW SUIT...!!
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    ChelmaCavo Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    I am most definitely telling the truth.
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    blackcatseye Female 30-39
    685 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm
    Oh boo hoo it shrank by one inch! Bread shrinks when you toast it dumbass. Grow up.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5314 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    12 inch sub*






    *measurement taken before cooking
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    talon0325 Male 40-49
    382 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    BUT, BUT, it hasn`t been toasted yet.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    This worth killing for and dying for. Subway...it`s on!!
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    ChelmaCavo Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    It`s not a 12 in sub if it`s only 12 in BEFORE it`s a sub.
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 2:36 pm
    theyre bread is rank
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 2:43 pm
    The thing that gets me about Subway is that they have a range of sandwiches advertised as "healthy", but there`s a free doughnut that comes with them??? WTFingF, Subway?
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    ChelmaCavo Female 18-29
    25 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 3:28 pm
    McGuffin, I aint eva heard uh no donut wif my subs :(
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4893 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    Some things measure a bit longer when you measure from the bottom side instead of the top...(may not apply to subs) ;)
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    Wait! I`ve been measuring my penis is by Subway! Just kidding, I`ve been using Quizno`s.
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    You can rather clearly see where the person who took the picture crushed the sandwich to make it smaller. Hell, at one part, the bread is obviously folded in on itself.
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    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    @MacGuffin
    Yeah, we don`t get donuts here, just cookies... And as far as I know not free haha. I do like subway, but just because it`s not a burger doesn`t mean you don`t have to be careful.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    @chelma & gothmo: You should go round my local. You not only get a doughnut, you get argued with if you don`t take it. Every single time. I ended up not going in any more, because I just couldn`t bear having the exact same conversation with a guy that seemed to have an Aspergers-like obsession with explaining to me that the doughnut "was free" every single time (as if I hadn`t understood that fairly simple concept the 300 others times he`d explained exactly the same thing). He was a bit of a Rainman-esque character – he could remember everyone`s sandwich fillings perfectly and would ask you if that`s what you wanted as soon as you entered the shop, but he just couldn`t seem to stop himself repeating exactly the same conversation about how the doughnut "was free!" every single time I was in, or appreciate the concept that my idea of a good lunch wasn`t to get as many calories for the lowest cost, no matter how many times I politely explained it to him.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15832 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    Wait! I`ve been measuring my penis is by Subway! Just kidding, I`ve been using Quizno`s.
    Won`t work for me. I can only eat one of them.
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    RedOnTheHead Male 50-59
    99 posts
    June 16, 2012 at 1:41 am
    It was in the pool!
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 17, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    ew the tape measure is touching the bread....that`s disgusting...do you have any idea how filthy a tape measure can get? gross.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3231 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:25 pm
    i have no way of calculating how many inches ive been cheated, its subway and the angry inch now.

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