Stoner Logic, Part 2 [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago Funny

When in doubt, let someone else do the work for you.
There are 26 comments:
Male 1
@ggolbez yes it is when you`re too high to math
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Male 1,931
Who the drat doesn`t have a smart phone? FFS.

HOW TO TIP WITH A SMART PHONE CALCULATOR:

1) Open your phone`s calculator (Yes, it has one)
2) Type in your bill amount (In this case, 54.77)
3) Type * (times) .2 (this is 20%, if you want to do 15% do .15)
4) The number that comes up is your tip (IE 10.95)
5) + the original bill (Total 65.72)

IT`S NOT HARD!
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Male 5,811
@jt: Oh, I do it right. My problem is never doing the actual math, I just forget what I was doing the math for or I get sidetracked.
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Male 3,364
patchgrabber: "I`ve never been too high to math."


then you`re not doing it right.
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Male 159
Doesn`t everyone do this? Why do maths when you don`t have to?
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Male 5,811
I`ve never been too high to math.
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Male 2,552
And just to clarify, I`m an electrical designer now, so I know my math.
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Male 2,552
So if someone gave you the two numbers, you could make the difference in under three seconds? Get off your high-horses, non-nice individuals.
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Male 886
lmao


On a $55 meal, $10 is a fine tip. That would be over 15%.

Heck, get ten tables like that and you have a decent night.
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Female 58
$10 isn`t a good tip? That`s way more than people would expect here.. most people leave £1/2 (sometimes per person in a large party) unless the service was really exceptional.
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Male 273
too high for a good tip too i see...
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Male 2,859
Is math now a verb? I didn`t even think it was a word.
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Female 3,696
Buiadh

Internet memes! You`re doing it wrong! I can`t math today, I have the dumb.

Food has never killed my buzz before, but my bro`s gf always eats before she tokes because it does for her. Everyone`s different.She showers which I like to do too, but it kills my buzz.
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Male 6,737
"Too high to math"?

Grammar, people.
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Male 928
"Fake. Everyone knows eating kills your buzz."

Maybe yours. I never had that problem.
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Male 18
HA...this brings back memories.
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Male 678
@Brometheus

Yeah, maybe if you`re smoking regs.
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Male 616
lightweight
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Male 3,894
@faaaaq--What`s wrong with having a pizza delivery job? A guy has to start somewhere.
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Male 376
Fake. Everyone knows eating kills your buzz.
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Male 101
Yeah seriously TruTenrMan... I was able to do that quick in middle school. When you can do greater than 3 point circular convolution of discrete time signals quickly in your head then you may have some actual skill.
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Male 5,413
Geez that tip.
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Male 694
TTM, this is about the simplest math there is... bragging about learning elementary level math while on your PIZZA DELIVERY JOB isnt something id advise doing on the internet lol
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Male 2,552
$10.23 ... calculating pizza-delivery tips on the way back to the car has helped me figure out tip amounts very quickly... LOL
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Male 19,981
Link: Stoner Logic, Part 2 [Pic] [Rate Link] - When in doubt, let someone else do the work for you.
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