Shell Oil Celebratory Failure

Submitted by: madest 4 years ago

Private arctic launch party has an appropriate failure. Hope this isn"t a peek at what"s to come.
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Male 1,360
this is bad omen
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Male 1,397
Never mind that....look at the ass on the woman that intervened....perfect!
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Male 5,811
This is quite the elaborate set-up. I wonder how much money it took to make something people can prove false in a few days?
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Female 24
lol what an ass can i have that phone plz.. uhm no u cant jerk its my phone go fudge a donkey or something lol
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Male 93
The Royal Dutch Shell Group was created in February 1907 when the Royal Dutch Petroleum Company (N.V. Koninklijke Nederlandsche Petroleum Maatschappi) and the "Shell" Transport and Trading Company Ltd of the United Kingdom merged their operations.

You`re wrong.
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Male 735
Shell used to be Texaco, you`re welcome
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Male 174
I don`t get it. What`s going on there?
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Male 10,339
I agree it would probably help, but it might overheat the engine. Some of the cooling happens from that air.

Madest: I never personally attack you just for the hell of it. Don`t be a drating schlemiel.
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Male 2,384
haha only if it was bp
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Male 626
I like how security guards and police officers act like they can take your phone/camera or that it`s illegal to film them. Because it`s not, as long as it`s not used for commercial purposes.
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Male 1,243
auburnjunky: well consider it logically.. underside of a car isn`t flat.. engine and all these pipes are exposed to create a bit of drag. But a sheet of aluminum on the bottom side could eliminate that. Look at the bottom of an indy/f1 car.
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Male 12,138
Fake Fake McFakington. Jr.
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Male 379
can anyone say `viral ad?`

nice try shell.
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Male 7,378
[quote]What happens when a gust of wind hits my car and I flip?[/quote] ----------
The world cheers.
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Male 1,252
top notch engineering...contracted to the lowest bidder. give me 20 bucks and a 6 spack and ill whip something out.
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Male 5,413
I don`t get it...
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Male 145
Short blode hair = Nice A*$
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Male 1,048
You struck gold son.
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Male 7,123
Shame. Good one, though.
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Male 10,339
Madest got trolled.

Also, a sheet of aluminum will add 40%? Link please. Sounds doubtful.

My knock around town car gets 42 MPG. It`s a `92 Civic. You`re telling me, that if I close in the underside, I will get 58 MPG? What happens when a gust of wind hits my car and I flip?
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Male 7,378
Oh damn EE. Is indeed a fake. Shame, but still good.
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Male 7,123
Ah, elites.

Well did you hear
there`s a natural order?
Those most deserving
will end up with the most?
And the cream
cannot help
but always rise up the top?
Well I say - poo floats.
If you thought
things had changed
Friend,
You better think again...
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Male 4,793
"Bitch about oil next time you gas up your car, or turn on a light, or watch TV, or drink from a plastic bottle, or, well anything. "

Of course I will. Oil companies are sabotaging our lives around EVERY corner because they make money off of it. Simple way to add about 40% gas mileage - put a sheet of aluminum on the underside of your car. That`s all it takes. Want to know why this isn`t done by default? Because oil companies say no, because they want us to eat more oil. There are thousands of things they do to fu*k us. Best thing that could happen for us is for all oil companies to disappear over night.
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Male 7,123
`Why are you still filming?`

Not too bright, are you?
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Male 10,339
I take it that by "elites" you mean people who are successful and make money.

Bitch about oil next time you gas up your car, or turn on a light, or watch TV, or drink from a plastic bottle, or, well anything.
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Male 15,510
At least she took it well
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Male 390
So those are the noises the elites make when encountering scary and overwhelmingly difficult situations..
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Male 1,497
I would have punched the guy if he went for my phone.
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Male 10,339
That lady made some awesome sounds hahahaha.
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Male 1,754
On my iPhone. Couldn`t see what happened. Wtf happened? Lol
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Male 598
That lady made some interesting noises.
"Why are you still filming?" LOL
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Male 1,471
Lols ! :P.. Escorted out of the building for accidentally filming a corporate fail :P
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Male 2,579
"Why are you still filming".... are you kidding?
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Male 16
Yeah nice black goo all of over that lady. Would have been more awesome if she caught some in her mouth like a champ and gave the thumbs up.
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Male 6,737
I call shenanigans. Someone`s tampered with that on purpose.
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Male 7,378
Link: Shell Oil Celebratory Failure [Rate Link] - Private arctic launch party has an appropriate failure. Hope this isn`t a peek at what`s to come.
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