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Date: 06/07/12 10:24 AM

37 Responses to Shell Oil Celebratory Failure

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:26 am
    Link: Shell Oil Celebratory Failure - Private arctic launch party has an appropriate failure. Hope this isn`t a peek at what`s to come.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:32 am
    I call shenanigans. Someone`s tampered with that on purpose.
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    swifttwist Male 18-29
    16 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:39 am
    Yeah nice black goo all of over that lady. Would have been more awesome if she caught some in her mouth like a champ and gave the thumbs up.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:39 am
    "Why are you still filming".... are you kidding?
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:43 am
    Lols ! :P.. Escorted out of the building for accidentally filming a corporate fail :P
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:45 am
    That lady made some interesting noises.
    "Why are you still filming?" LOL
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:52 am
    On my iPhone. Couldn`t see what happened. Wtf happened? Lol
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:59 am
    That lady made some awesome sounds hahahaha.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:03 am
    I would have punched the guy if he went for my phone.
  10. Profile photo of DinVen
    DinVen Male 30-39
    390 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:12 am
    So those are the noises the elites make when encountering scary and overwhelmingly difficult situations..
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:44 am
    At least she took it well
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:51 am
    I take it that by "elites" you mean people who are successful and make money.

    Bitch about oil next time you gas up your car, or turn on a light, or watch TV, or drink from a plastic bottle, or, well anything.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    `Why are you still filming?`

    Not too bright, are you?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    "Bitch about oil next time you gas up your car, or turn on a light, or watch TV, or drink from a plastic bottle, or, well anything. "

    Of course I will. Oil companies are sabotaging our lives around EVERY corner because they make money off of it. Simple way to add about 40% gas mileage - put a sheet of aluminum on the underside of your car. That`s all it takes. Want to know why this isn`t done by default? Because oil companies say no, because they want us to eat more oil. There are thousands of things they do to fu*k us. Best thing that could happen for us is for all oil companies to disappear over night.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Ah, elites.

    Well did you hear
    there`s a natural order?
    Those most deserving
    will end up with the most?
    And the cream
    cannot help
    but always rise up the top?
    Well I say - poo floats.
    If you thought
    things had changed
    Friend,
    You better think again...
  16. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 40-49
    2723 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:27 pm
    TOO BAD IT`S FAKE. FUNNY BUT FAKE
  17. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    Oh damn EE. Is indeed a fake. Shame, but still good.
  18. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Madest got trolled.

    Also, a sheet of aluminum will add 40%? Link please. Sounds doubtful.

    My knock around town car gets 42 MPG. It`s a `92 Civic. You`re telling me, that if I close in the underside, I will get 58 MPG? What happens when a gust of wind hits my car and I flip?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6666 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    Shame. Good one, though.
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 2:27 pm
    You struck gold son.
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    CRAIGJ Male 40-49
    138 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    Short blode hair = Nice A*$
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    I don`t get it...
  23. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1038 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    top notch engineering...contracted to the lowest bidder. give me 20 bucks and a 6 spack and ill whip something out.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    What happens when a gust of wind hits my car and I flip? ----------
    The world cheers.
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    cityncolour Male 30-39
    379 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:03 pm
    can anyone say `viral ad?`

    nice try shell.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:08 pm
    Fake Fake McFakington. Jr.
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
    1243 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:17 pm
    auburnjunky: well consider it logically.. underside of a car isn`t flat.. engine and all these pipes are exposed to create a bit of drag. But a sheet of aluminum on the bottom side could eliminate that. Look at the bottom of an indy/f1 car.
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    I like how security guards and police officers act like they can take your phone/camera or that it`s illegal to film them. Because it`s not, as long as it`s not used for commercial purposes.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:12 pm
    haha only if it was bp
  30. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    I agree it would probably help, but it might overheat the engine. Some of the cooling happens from that air.

    Madest: I never personally attack you just for the hell of it. Don`t be a drating schlemiel.
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    a103276 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 11:04 pm
    I don`t get it. What`s going on there?
  32. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 12:47 am
    Shell used to be Texaco, you`re welcome
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    DOR Male 50-59
    93 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:14 am
    The Royal Dutch Shell Group was created in February 1907 when the Royal Dutch Petroleum Company (N.V. Koninklijke Nederlandsche Petroleum Maatschappi) and the "Shell" Transport and Trading Company Ltd of the United Kingdom merged their operations.

    You`re wrong.
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    nikkida Female 13-17
    24 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:01 am
    lol what an ass can i have that phone plz.. uhm no u cant jerk its my phone go fudge a donkey or something lol
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:47 am
    This is quite the elaborate set-up. I wonder how much money it took to make something people can prove false in a few days?
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1310 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:01 am
    Never mind that....look at the ass on the woman that intervened....perfect!
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 5:39 pm
    this is bad omen

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