SHAAAAAARK!

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 5 years ago in Misc

This is the part where I would poo my pants.
There are 28 comments:
Male 39,927

"chum".... OUCH!
bad pun! BAD!
LOL @ razbitom
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Male 916
poor little guy`s lonely. he`s just looking for his chum...
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Male 120
Thats a juvenile great white. Bulls dont get bigger than 10-11 feet. Also, pointed snout and white belly, typical great white. Plus, bulls have a blunt snout.
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Male 237
Great White, definitely. Bull sharks have a squared snout.
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Male 146
Not a Bull shark, the snot is too pointy and it`s WAY too F-ING Big. Bull sharks have a blunt nose and are stocky. Did`nt hit the boat but it let them know who was in charge!
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Male 165
Bull shark,Great white,whatever...it doesn`t matter what kind of shark it is, its last name is still "shark", and that`s on big effin shark.
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Male 1,949
Giant great white shark hits boat? Did anyone pick up on the fact it`s a bull shark, and no boat was hit?
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Male 39,927

Bunch of jerks on a boat with a shark, it`s as if the movie
Jersey Shore Shark Attack came to life!

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Male 1,810
No fishing today, cuz sh*t just got real. The Boss has arrived...

...along with a few potential nightmares. That is one impressive fish.
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Female 1,803
@freddyferret what offends them more? Bad language or the fact that you find them so boring you would rather be on this website than interact with them?
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Male 15,270
Nobody`s gonna say it?

"We`re gonna need a bigger boat".
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Male 11,739
@Stonardsftw - Maybe you`ll get it if you grow up some day.
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Male 1,586
That doesn`t look like a bull shark to me. I`m pretty positive its a great white. Bull shark noses are rounder.
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Male 5,872
This is the part where I would poo my pants?
For heaven`s sake! you`re in America!
1. Make sure the cam batteries are fully charged.
2. Just lean over, pull out the 12-bore pump-action thingy.
3. Press record button, then pull the trigger.
4. When all of his buddies turn up for lunch, make sure you get it all on film.
5. Post on tube, collect dosh.
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Male 321
@freddyferret

It`s almost like you`re 8 years old again.
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Male 5,314
phuk
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Male 11,739
Since NSFW (language) ratings are used here anymore, all I can say is F U C K you. My inlaws were sitting here when I watched this and I didn`t appreciate having them hear this. I don`t mind it myself but a warning would be nice, I wouldn`t want my kids hearing it either.

But since people don`t care anymore.....

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Male 39,927

@ DingDingDong - don`t stand next to me.
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Male 6,737
Can we shoot it? Oh please!!
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Female 737
You guys are going to need a bigger boat.
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Male 1,510
That`s when you push your buddy in the water...lol!
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Male 657
boring
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Female 1,803
Typical man: 1) see a magnificent example of nature 2) ask if you can shoot it
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Male 2,344
that`s a great white and bull sharks are not "meaner". they are prone to attack humans like whites but they are not as big nor have the bite power that a white shark has.
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Male 715

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Male 15,832
In this situation you have 2 choices:

1) reel in your lines and go fish somewhere else, or

2) go for the Darwin Award.
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Male 2,034
Lame. The video title says the shark hits the boat. It doesn`t. Also, don`t poo yourself, that`s shark sugar.
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Male 39,927
Link: SHAAAAAARK! [Rate Link] - This is the part where I would poo my pants.
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