Question Of The Day: How Do You Want To Die? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Me? Puppy OD.
There are 45 comments:
Male 16
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Male 16
just as Kenneth responded I`m stunned that someone able to get paid $7535 in a few weeks on the internet. have you seen this website ======>>> lazycash1.com

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Male 4,891
@ vimto - Ha! You dummy. (That was the point)
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Male 2,861
"*avalanche* (apologies to all yu grammer nazis)"

*you
*grammar
*Nazis
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Male 1,048
I want to die from booby marshmallow suffocation.
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Male 15,165
Nice legs
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Male 438
death due to acute dehydration after having thoroughly satisfied an entire cheerleading squad. 3 times.
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Male 4,891
*avalanche* (apologies to all yu grammer nazis)
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Male 4,891
Naked Lady Avavanche
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Male 541
Die by heroin overdose (when it`s time). Nothing like going out with a big, giant orgasm in the brain!
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Male 1,239
When I die I want to have my ashes used in food and served in the food at my will reading which of course will be filled with people who I do not like and of course any distant relatives who showed up uninvited to make waves and be greedy. You know curiosity and greed will make the people I don`t like show up. After dinner is finished the will reading will name what I leave to who as normal and finally with all those extra people getting frustrated at being left out thus far the final part would read, "and to all the rest of you who I invited tonight, I have likely said many harsh words. Among them I have told you to `eat me` but it was never quite enough to leave it at words. To you I leave a free dinner and a piece of myself to carry inside of you always. Well, maybe only for a day or two. Enjoy!"
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Male 39,524

Revolutioniz, I want [quote]"cremated, and have my ashes thrown in Piers Morgan`s eyes" [/quote]
One last service for mankind. You are a true humanitarian.
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Male 6,227
@Youlikeicecr: Shipping of attack squirrels is by DHL, with an overweight surcharge due to the steel box required (cardboard is out of the question).

My current class of attack squirrels are in the final weeks of their ninja training and about to graduate. I`ll e-mail you when they`re ready.

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Male 6,227
@Gerry: Love the pic. Little guy`s like, "Lemme in! Lemme in! Lemme in!" I bet he`s grunting like a little pig, too, lol.
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Male 5,872
Another way to dispose of unwanted children.
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Male 700
I would like to go out skydiving
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Male 237
@Squrlz4Sale

I need two attack squirrels urgently, what shipping options do you offer?
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Male 910
@Gerry1of1 "when i die, i want to be cremated, and have my ashes thrown in Piers Morgan`s eyes."
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Male 143
Squrlz actually fooled me for a bit there...nice one
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Male 126
in case nobody else has already posted
Peter Griffin adopts puppies
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Male 6,737
Cute overload!!
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Male 1,404
"fullmalls" is a Chinese owned domain. You can email them @ [email protected] or FAX 86-0594-6983363 Think they like squirrels?
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Male 39,524

However it happens, once I`m dead I want to be creamated and
my ashes spread over Tom Selleck`s waterbed.
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Male 5,624
Well, I prefer death by snu-snu but, if puppies are your thing, have at it!
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Male 15,832
I want to die tragically rescuing my family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship.
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Male 39,524

good on SQURLZ
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Male 39,524

Yhere is an imposter among the puppies!


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Male 1,810
LOL at Squrlz !!!
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Female 6,381
thomaswoot:
I hate people advertising anything in the comments.
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Female 836
Yay! adorable death by puppy! Yay!
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Male 3,482
DAMMIT Squrlz, you got my hopes up... I want an attack squirrel...
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Male 6,227

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acorns $23/bushel

assorted woodland mushrooms $5/pint

fresh plump grubs $1/doz

pine bark beetles $6/pint

beechnuts $4/pint

companion squirrels $240 ea.

attack squirrels $600 ea.

internet-savvy squirrels $2,000 ea. limited quantity

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Female 2,674
Aw so many wet little noses and teeny, sharp puppy teeth :)
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Male 7
question of the day: who hates people advertising rip off sites in the comments?
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Male 2,593
she`s got nice legs
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Male 39,524

Death by puppy breath?
Cruel and unusual!
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Male 224
This picture`s begging for a Brazzers logo.
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Male 2,345
no, this isn`t how I want to die...but it does involve a lot of petting, and laying down.
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Male 6,227
I`d like to die the same way, only with cute Japanese female cosplayers.
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Male 904
12-Puppy Attack is a formidable challenge. I think you have to punch the little red-glowing orb on their chests.
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Male 1,674
Question Of The Day: How Do You Want To Die?

With Gusto.
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Male 5,413
That one puppy is sniffing her butt real gooood!
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Male 3

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Smful short_t-shirt_woman $15

ed hardy short_tank_woman $16

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Sunglass $15

COACH_Necklace $27

handbag $33

AF tank woman $17

puma slipper woman $30



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Male 15,510
Puppy OD = Licked to Death ?
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Male 20,822
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