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Date: 06/22/12 07:30 AM

21 Responses to Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman`s Mouth

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 7:32 pm
    Link: Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman`s Mouth - I don`t even know what to say about this. Except eew.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    June 22, 2012 at 7:38 am
    it funny how many Comedy are pick up by the AP these days
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 7:40 am
    LOL I submitted this ages ago.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 7:48 am
    Yeah, I`m calling BS on this. It`s as apocryphal as the story about a guy being hit in the face with a stripper`s discarded thong, only to discover he had a public lice living in his eye when he went to see the doctor some time later.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 7:58 am
    Public lice have to get about a bit MacGuff. Or they woulnd`t be very pubLic.

    Anyway the story is obviously untrue, when was the last time anyone saw a stripper with a clockspring long enough for a louse to latch onto?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 7:59 am

    Draculya, "I submitted this ages ago."
    And you`re proud of that?
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 8:42 am
    Sorry, Drac :( I never thought it would get posted, but I usually don`t come across anything I haven`t seen here first so I figured I`d submit it.

    Plus "bit into the sperm bag" made me laugh.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36177 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 8:52 am

    "Squid inseminates her mouth" makes more sense with this photo.


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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true.
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 9:14 am
    From another article on the same thing:
    `When examined, the doctors found `baby cephalopods` attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

    Inside the pods is an `ejaculatory apparatus` and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.`

    So it wasn`t actually 12 spermatozoas, it was sperm pods. Sounds more believable.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 9:21 am
    Ew.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 10:45 am
    I just had to read that while I was eating!!!!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    "Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true."

    See post above yours. Definitely true.
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    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    i`ve tried to inseminate squids mouths, didn`t work
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 5:07 pm
    don`t care how or why. just EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3318 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    Koreans get all the squid action, must make the Japanese envious.
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 11:09 pm
    poo, I never thought of that. I guess when squid reproduce they actually kind of just shoot sperm at other squid and the sperm latch on and dig in which then impregnates the female, but I didn`t realize it happened on a large enough scale that one could actually feel them. I thought we were talking microscopic sizes.

    Well, I guess we can look at it this way; be glad our little tadpole soldiers don`t work like that, or that would be the end of oral sex as we know it.
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 23, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    D:
    Just....
    D:
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Thats what you get for eating drated up poo!
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    She had not seen enough hentai to know where this was going.
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 11:07 am
    Really bad case of bad use of terminology and wording in an article. The sperm was dead, because of the way squid reproduce, the spermataphores (sperm sacks) are adhesive. Like all other animals, squid sperm is microscopic and this old lady could not have felt a sperm squiggling.

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