Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman`s Mouth

Submitted by: Oystah 4 years ago Weird


I don"t even know what to say about this. Except eew.
There are 21 comments:
Male 661
Really bad case of bad use of terminology and wording in an article. The sperm was dead, because of the way squid reproduce, the spermataphores (sperm sacks) are adhesive. Like all other animals, squid sperm is microscopic and this old lady could not have felt a sperm squiggling.
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Male 1,164
She had not seen enough hentai to know where this was going.
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Male 718
Thats what you get for eating drated up poo!
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Male 1,595
D:
Just....
D:
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Male 294
poo, I never thought of that. I guess when squid reproduce they actually kind of just shoot sperm at other squid and the sperm latch on and dig in which then impregnates the female, but I didn`t realize it happened on a large enough scale that one could actually feel them. I thought we were talking microscopic sizes.

Well, I guess we can look at it this way; be glad our little tadpole soldiers don`t work like that, or that would be the end of oral sex as we know it.
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Male 3,949
Koreans get all the squid action, must make the Japanese envious.
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Female 4,086
don`t care how or why. just EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,360
i`ve tried to inseminate squids mouths, didn`t work
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Male 4,793
"Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true."

See post above yours. Definitely true.
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Female 1,145
I just had to read that while I was eating!!!!
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Male 6,737
Ew.
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Male 628
From another article on the same thing:
`When examined, the doctors found `baby cephalopods` attached to her mouth. These are small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick.

Inside the pods is an `ejaculatory apparatus` and sperm - with the apparatus expelling the sperm quite forcefully.`

So it wasn`t actually 12 spermatozoas, it was sperm pods. Sounds more believable.
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Male 3,894
Boiling the squid would denature the semen and inactivate it. Definitely not true.
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Male 37,914

"Squid inseminates her mouth" makes more sense with this photo.


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Female 4,039
Sorry, Drac :( I never thought it would get posted, but I usually don`t come across anything I haven`t seen here first so I figured I`d submit it.

Plus "bit into the sperm bag" made me laugh.
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Male 37,914

Draculya, [quote]"I submitted this ages ago." [/quote]
And you`re proud of that?
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Male 2,220
Public lice have to get about a bit MacGuff. Or they woulnd`t be very pubLic.

Anyway the story is obviously untrue, when was the last time anyone saw a stripper with a clockspring long enough for a louse to latch onto?
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Female 2,602
Yeah, I`m calling BS on this. It`s as apocryphal as the story about a guy being hit in the face with a stripper`s discarded thong, only to discover he had a public lice living in his eye when he went to see the doctor some time later.
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Male 14,775
LOL I submitted this ages ago.
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Male 3,578
it funny how many Comedy are pick up by the AP these days
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Female 4,039
Link: Parboiled Squid Inseminates Woman`s Mouth [Rate Link] - I don`t even know what to say about this. Except eew.
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