Now You Can Pretend You Have A Job Too [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Funny

Hopelessly unemployed? No problem, now you can pretend you have a job without actually having one.
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Male 2,860
Would be funnier if it wasn`t so accurate.
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Male 2,436
I need to try this.

Huh... just had a thought.

How fun would it be to get a job, in a place like this, for your vacation? Take a week off from your normal job in order to start your "new" job. You could be a total freak! Start Monday off as just being "a little odd" or "weird". By Friday you are completely bats**t crazy! Use your imagination. Nothing illegal or harmful though... I think the goal would be to get fired on Friday afternoon.

To hell with going to the beach or Disney or whatever. My next vacation... I`m getting a job!

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Male 262
SO dratING TRUE...

the dirty keurig
the microwave that reeks of popcorn
the stench of people eating in their cubes

Yeah... a cube farm is like having filthy roommates for 8 hours a day.
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Female 349
Pretend to be a desk jockey!? Me!? Really!? No.
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Male 5,413
Sounds like an advert for I-A-B intern, only they hit you with sticks. OOOOOooooh
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Male 38,779

I just got in from another job interview.
Where do I sign up for this?
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Male 6,737
I`m there.
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Male 17,512
Damn near spit up my tea when I read, "Feel transported back in time, all the way to 2007 when there were jobs!"

LOL!
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Female 313
Lame.
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Male 5,811
Onion?
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Female 6,381
Where can I cash my faux paycheck?
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Female 353
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