Lonely? Need A Companion? [Pic]

Submitted by: SaintPatty 5 years ago in Misc

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There are 63 comments:
Male 209
I like books.
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Male 2,855
why did this fall out of fashion :(
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Male 809
Who cares what a fake god says in a bronze age novel? Oh ya, the jesus freaks. If we ignore him will he go away?
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Male 9,769
Canoas

"The old testament was still written by your god so.."

Hahaha, Ummmm. You clearly haven`t really read my posts huh?
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Male 76
Are you justifying making a rape victim marry her rapist? drat you!
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Male 86
It was rape. But fornication per Bible standards (back in the day) was punishable by death, so it was either kill them both or make a concession for stupid people, which is what was done in this case.

Just FYI.
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Male 6,737
Haha. Truths.
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Male 427
@HolyGod
The old testament was still written by your god so..
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Male 414
I can already feel the flaming catching on
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Male 766
LoL, you can`t fool me! No such thing as god . . . lOl
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Male 9,769
mcboozerilla

THANK YOU. A reasonable Christian. A post about a book of the Jewish Torah and all the Christians complain about how it picks on Christians. What exactly does this have to do with Christ? I LIKE Christ. Most of the religious stuff on IAB is picking on the Old Testament. That IS the JEWISH book. Stop whining that we only pick on Christians.
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Male 9,769
"Let`s post some anti-Jewish stuff instead."

Deuteronomy is the 5th book of the Torah, so for the sake of all the precious Christian sensibilities, let`s say this IS a jab at Jews. I mean it says nothing of Christ, just "God". It could be the Jewish God, just as easily as the Muslim God or the Christian God. They are basically the same entity.

But I`m with you guys. Lets post some more stuff making fun of Scientologists, Muslims, and Hindus. All the same to me.
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Male 646
I`m a Christian and I don`t see this as Christian baiting at all. I don`t follow Deuteronomy, or Leviticus. Now, if I were an Orthodox Jew....
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Male 469
The Old testament was screwed up because people were savages back then. Most of it led to an improvement to society that we enjoy today, but they were small crawls for sure.
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Male 1,810
Wow. This is so stupid. The Mods just dont care anymore....
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Male 39,948

I`m gonna side with CrakrJak. While I do enjoy the odd bit of christian baiting {and secretly wish for the downfall of Christendom} it does smack of bad manners to be daily insulting some of IAB patrons.

Let`s post some anti-Jewish stuff instead. What? That`s not PC? Oh, well you`ll find something I`m sure.
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Male 835
Crak - For once, I agree with you. It is getting old. Even if I agree with it, it`s just redundant.

IAB can NOT do any better. It`s being proven.
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Male 9,769
5Cats / Crakr

Ummmm. IAB posts things to entertain people. This is funny. I thought it was funny. Lots of us obviously did. It has 3 stars. But the funniest thing is when you guys come in here and cry about it. That entertains me the most.
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Male 64
@CrakrJak: If you don`t like your beliefs ridiculed, you should not believe ridiculous things.
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Male 64
@insane_ai: As a warning to a man? How does that work? Is God suggesting that a man`s punishment is that he has to marry his victim? And I didn`t think that passage could treat women any more like property. Thanks, you taught me something today.
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Male 40,764
vv I agree @CrakrJak! IAB can and should be "better" than this.

It`s not that hard @FancyLad! You can do better!

Oh Ghod, I now regret typing that...
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Male 17,511
This crap is now an everyday, if not multiple times a day thing here at IAB. It`s beyond tiresome, it`s pitiful, shameful.

You can do better than this cheap gimmick of Christian baiting, IAB, much better.
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Male 40,764
[quote]I`m up for that.[/quote]
Well good on ya @LordJim! I`ve had issues with you before, but if you`ll look at my suggestions listings, there`s a couple of "anti-Islam" postings. If you can find, offer and get posted the truth about Islam? Then (like I said) good on ya, mate!

@Jamie76: I take a break from my ignoring you to point out how very stupid you are:
"most likely because we bombed them to poo and back...that would be my guess."
OOO! That would be OBAMA bombing Libya and Pakistan? How about Sudan? Syria? Iran? Other places with ongoing HUMAN RIGHTS ATROCITIES? Hummm? Soooo stupid!

"1. this is not about countries or their laws."
Billboards > Law! Nice to know! (dumbass!)

"2. this is about religion, let`s keep it there shall we?"
Christianity =/= believes this.
Islam = believes this.

YES! By all means let`s keep it there! (idiot)
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Male 243
Note: It said they were virgins ... this says they were "hot" - that`s almost a contradictory statements. Not to mention it was told to a tribe that was near extinction due to homosexuality... a lot more here in the footnotes ay
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Male 2,344

"Because this was written thousands of years ago. Why don`t you bitch about the countries of today who have actual laws in place that actually allow this to happen?"

1. this is not about countries or their laws.

2. this is about religion, let`s keep it there shall we?

3. I`ve lived in countries you could not even spell let along find on a map, so don;t lecture me on what other countries allow or do not allow or what my obligation to fight their injustices are...I`ve paid my due, unlike some 20 year little girl that has sat on her spoiled ass complaining that her boyfriends only give her art as presents instead of expensive blingy things.

4. you bitch enough for everyone here and then some. therefore I need not bitch as it is covered by you oh so well.

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Male 2,344

10269 Posts Monday, June 4, 2012 4:59:31 PM
Muslims believe this also, no one puts up billboards about what Mohammed says... gee I wonder why not?


most likely because we bombed them to poo and back...that would be my guess.
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Male 1,871
The Pasage in Deuteronomy is more of a warning to a man who reapes a woman. This is another example of ignorant people taking Biblical verses out of context. Also REPOST.
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Male 5,811
[quote]He wasn`t. Jamie was interpreting the Bible in the context of the morals/laws/etc of today. I was merely pointing out that thousands of years ago marrying your rapist would have been the respectable/moral thing to do.[/quote]
Well when the Bible is treated as a handbook for how to live, it should also change and evolve with the times, but instead it is trying to force the `morals` of thousands of years ago into today`s culture. Just because it may have been the `moral` thing to do then doesn`t mean it was ever actually moral. Since there hasn`t been any real revision to the Bible since they decided which gospels to put in it, it`s a pretty sh|tty guide for how to live in today`s society.
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Male 7,123
5Cats

Maybe because Islam is not calling the shots in that neck of the woods.

But by all means let`s take an I-A-B look at Islam. I`m up for that. Its late, I`ll see what I can do tomorrow.


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Male 593
Virgin , virgin you say , in today`s society , ludicrous!!!!
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Male 1,104
"gee I wonder why not?"
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has to do with the recipes i think.
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Male 40,764
Muslims believe this also, no one puts up billboards about what Mohammed says... gee I wonder why not?
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Male 1,104
""And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)"
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aw drat, it`s one of those hippie books, isn`t it?
thanks for the recipe anyway, but i was looking for something richer.
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Female 1,566
"Which was exactly the point Jamie was making."

He wasn`t. Jamie was interpreting the Bible in the context of the morals/laws/etc of today. I was merely pointing out that thousands of years ago marrying your rapist would have been the respectable/moral thing to do.
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Male 4,431
Part of the context here is that these all black with white lettering billboards are all over Florida`s turnpike (and perhaps many other locations around the country--google "god billboards" for dozens of examples), with pro-Christian messages signed by "God".

With that context, you can see that the sign in this post is a decently-executed ironic take on those signs. And, too, it might also help explain why someone felt the need to make the post in the first place after being inundated with the ones on the turnpike.
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Male 7,123
leesah,
`That religion need not attempt to govern...`

Which was exactly the point Jamie was making. Where do you disagree with that point?


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Male 399
[quote]maybe i really should read the bible. are there any recipes for hot fudge in it?[/quote]

"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)
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Male 1,104
"Damn... I only have $10."
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tough luck. let`s chip in!
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Male 1,104
"use your critical thinking skills.".

meh, highly overrated.
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Male 1,104
maybe i really should read the bible. are there any recipes for hot fudge in it?
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Female 1,566
"those laws are based on these rules, so what`s your point?"

That religion need not attempt to govern, use your critical thinking skills.
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Male 7,123
Otto67

Quite. As was inducing a miscarriage.

TheGuySmiley,

Will there be cake?





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Male 1,084
only works on the hots ones?
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Male 1,754
I should already have 3 wives according to this.
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Male 9,769
TheGuySmiley

"This just proves how much the world hates God. The haters are in for a surprise."

I don`t hate God. Just like I don`t hate Santa or the Easter Bunny.
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Male 438
"Besides, you also have to make a cash payment to her dad."


Rape was considered a `property` crime.
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Male 1,243
This just proves how much the world hates God. The haters are in for a surprise.
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Male 7,123
leesah

those laws are based on these rules, so what`s your point?
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Female 1,566
"why the fvk should a woman have to marry someone that physically assaulted her, that she does not love and more than likely hates?"

Because this was written thousands of years ago. Why don`t you bitch about the countries of today who have actual laws in place that actually allow this to happen?
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Male 7,123
Really, this is getting silly. Enough of this flame-bait.

Besides, you also have to make a cash payment to her dad.
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Male 4,242
its not like she is free
you do have to pay 20p of sliver for her
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Male 2,344
well

it is in the bible. but us Christians, we like to skip the parts of the bible that we cannot reconcile with our personal beliefs or that make us look bad.

here is what is says, NOT out of context but very much in context:

Deuteronomy 22:28-29
New International Version (NIV)
28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels[a] of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

Now, some will tell you this is simply instructions for how to handle it if rape does occur and is not condoning rape...okay I agree.

BUUUTTTT

why the fvk should a woman have to marry someone that physically assaulted her, that she does not love and more than likely hates?

sorry, there is NO WAY to defend this.
it should say, KILL the rapist.
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Male 1,558
Their "handbook" is so full of holes
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Male 2,436
Damn... I only have $10.
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Male 5,413
And because it`s The Bible, SHE has to marry you.
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Male 2,436
Yeah, but there`s a catch (read the link). You will have to pay her father 50 shekels... =$12.85
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Male 256
ill stick to my cube
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Male 884
28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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Male 835
Troll fodder. This crap gets posted to get the hit count up. Go ahead guys, click away. Click more!! CLICK DAMMIT! You are on the right side! Your argument will convince others of your superiority!! CLICK!

Hit a couple of them ads while you are at it. Stupid f*cks.
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Female 1,566
You know, going into battle not understanding your opponents is generally a bad strategy.
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Male 38
Oh boy. Here come the trollz...
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Male 1,008
does it really say "hot" virgin in the bible? lol
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Male 970
Link: Lonely? Need A Companion? [Pic] [Rate Link] - God`s gotcha covered.
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