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Date: 06/04/12 02:32 PM

63 Responses to Lonely? Need A Companion? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of SaintPatty
    SaintPatty Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    Link: Lonely? Need A Companion? - God`s gotcha covered.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    does it really say "hot" virgin in the bible? lol
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    gilmourw Male 40-49
    38 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Oh boy. Here come the trollz...
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    leesah Female 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    You know, going into battle not understanding your opponents is generally a bad strategy.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:52 pm
    Troll fodder. This crap gets posted to get the hit count up. Go ahead guys, click away. Click more!! CLICK DAMMIT! You are on the right side! Your argument will convince others of your superiority!! CLICK!

    Hit a couple of them ads while you are at it. Stupid f*cks.
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 2:54 pm
    28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

    29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel`s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.
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    tsheriff Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    ill stick to my cube
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    mykunter Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    Yeah, but there`s a catch (read the link). You will have to pay her father 50 shekels... =$12.85
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:57 pm
    And because it`s The Bible, SHE has to marry you.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    Damn... I only have $10.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    Their "handbook" is so full of holes
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    well

    it is in the bible. but us Christians, we like to skip the parts of the bible that we cannot reconcile with our personal beliefs or that make us look bad.

    here is what is says, NOT out of context but very much in context:

    Deuteronomy 22:28-29
    New International Version (NIV)
    28 If a man happens to meet a virgin who is not pledged to be married and rapes her and they are discovered, 29 he shall pay her father fifty shekels of silver. He must marry the young woman, for he has violated her. He can never divorce her as long as he lives.

    Now, some will tell you this is simply instructions for how to handle it if rape does occur and is not condoning rape...okay I agree.

    BUUUTTTT

    why the fvk should a woman have to marry someone that physically assaulted her, that she does not love and more than likely hates?

    sorry, there is NO WAY to defend this.
    it should say, KILL the rapist.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:06 pm
    its not like she is free
    you do have to pay 20p of sliver for her
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:09 pm
    Really, this is getting silly. Enough of this flame-bait.

    Besides, you also have to make a cash payment to her dad.
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    leesah Female 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    "why the fvk should a woman have to marry someone that physically assaulted her, that she does not love and more than likely hates?"

    Because this was written thousands of years ago. Why don`t you bitch about the countries of today who have actual laws in place that actually allow this to happen?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    leesah

    those laws are based on these rules, so what`s your point?
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    TheGuySmiley Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:41 pm
    This just proves how much the world hates God. The haters are in for a surprise.
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    Otto67 Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    "Besides, you also have to make a cash payment to her dad."


    Rape was considered a `property` crime.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 3:58 pm
    TheGuySmiley

    "This just proves how much the world hates God. The haters are in for a surprise."

    I don`t hate God. Just like I don`t hate Santa or the Easter Bunny.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 4:08 pm
    I should already have 3 wives according to this.
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    uatme Male 18-29
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    June 4, 2012 at 4:15 pm
    only works on the hots ones?
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 4, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    Otto67

    Quite. As was inducing a miscarriage.

    TheGuySmiley,

    Will there be cake?





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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:19 pm
    "those laws are based on these rules, so what`s your point?"

    That religion need not attempt to govern, use your critical thinking skills.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    maybe i really should read the bible. are there any recipes for hot fudge in it?
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:25 pm
    "use your critical thinking skills.".

    meh, highly overrated.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    "Damn... I only have $10."
    -------
    tough luck. let`s chip in!
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:27 pm
    maybe i really should read the bible. are there any recipes for hot fudge in it?

    "And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6950 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    leesah,
    `That religion need not attempt to govern...`

    Which was exactly the point Jamie was making. Where do you disagree with that point?


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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 4:48 pm
    Part of the context here is that these all black with white lettering billboards are all over Florida`s turnpike (and perhaps many other locations around the country--google "god billboards" for dozens of examples), with pro-Christian messages signed by "God".

    With that context, you can see that the sign in this post is a decently-executed ironic take on those signs. And, too, it might also help explain why someone felt the need to make the post in the first place after being inundated with the ones on the turnpike.
  30. Profile photo of leesah
    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:52 pm
    "Which was exactly the point Jamie was making."

    He wasn`t. Jamie was interpreting the Bible in the context of the morals/laws/etc of today. I was merely pointing out that thousands of years ago marrying your rapist would have been the respectable/moral thing to do.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    ""And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight. And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them." (Ezekiel 4:12-13)"
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    aw drat, it`s one of those hippie books, isn`t it?
    thanks for the recipe anyway, but i was looking for something richer.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32810 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 4:59 pm
    Muslims believe this also, no one puts up billboards about what Mohammed says... gee I wonder why not?
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    "gee I wonder why not?"
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    has to do with the recipes i think.
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 5:12 pm
    Virgin , virgin you say , in today`s society , ludicrous!!!!
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6950 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 5:20 pm
    5Cats

    Maybe because Islam is not calling the shots in that neck of the woods.

    But by all means let`s take an I-A-B look at Islam. I`m up for that. Its late, I`ll see what I can do tomorrow.


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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 5:23 pm
    He wasn`t. Jamie was interpreting the Bible in the context of the morals/laws/etc of today. I was merely pointing out that thousands of years ago marrying your rapist would have been the respectable/moral thing to do.
    Well when the Bible is treated as a handbook for how to live, it should also change and evolve with the times, but instead it is trying to force the `morals` of thousands of years ago into today`s culture. Just because it may have been the `moral` thing to do then doesn`t mean it was ever actually moral. Since there hasn`t been any real revision to the Bible since they decided which gospels to put in it, it`s a pretty sh|tty guide for how to live in today`s society.
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    insane_ai Male 30-39
    797 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm
    The Pasage in Deuteronomy is more of a warning to a man who reapes a woman. This is another example of ignorant people taking Biblical verses out of context. Also REPOST.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 6:57 pm

    10269 Posts Monday, June 4, 2012 4:59:31 PM
    Muslims believe this also, no one puts up billboards about what Mohammed says... gee I wonder why not?


    most likely because we bombed them to poo and back...that would be my guess.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 7:03 pm

    "Because this was written thousands of years ago. Why don`t you bitch about the countries of today who have actual laws in place that actually allow this to happen?"

    1. this is not about countries or their laws.

    2. this is about religion, let`s keep it there shall we?

    3. I`ve lived in countries you could not even spell let along find on a map, so don;t lecture me on what other countries allow or do not allow or what my obligation to fight their injustices are...I`ve paid my due, unlike some 20 year little girl that has sat on her spoiled ass complaining that her boyfriends only give her art as presents instead of expensive blingy things.

    4. you bitch enough for everyone here and then some. therefore I need not bitch as it is covered by you oh so well.

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    FreedomFrie Male 30-39
    243 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    Note: It said they were virgins ... this says they were "hot" - that`s almost a contradictory statements. Not to mention it was told to a tribe that was near extinction due to homosexuality... a lot more here in the footnotes ay
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32810 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    I`m up for that.
    Well good on ya @LordJim! I`ve had issues with you before, but if you`ll look at my suggestions listings, there`s a couple of "anti-Islam" postings. If you can find, offer and get posted the truth about Islam? Then (like I said) good on ya, mate!

    @Jamie76: I take a break from my ignoring you to point out how very stupid you are:
    "most likely because we bombed them to poo and back...that would be my guess."
    OOO! That would be OBAMA bombing Libya and Pakistan? How about Sudan? Syria? Iran? Other places with ongoing HUMAN RIGHTS ATROCITIES? Hummm? Soooo stupid!

    "1. this is not about countries or their laws."
    Billboards > Law! Nice to know! (dumbass!)

    "2. this is about religion, let`s keep it there shall we?"
    Christianity =/= believes this.
    Islam = believes this.

    YES! By all means let`s keep it there! (idiot)
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    This crap is now an everyday, if not multiple times a day thing here at IAB. It`s beyond tiresome, it`s pitiful, shameful.

    You can do better than this cheap gimmick of Christian baiting, IAB, much better.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32810 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:22 pm
    vv I agree @CrakrJak! IAB can and should be "better" than this.

    It`s not that hard @FancyLad! You can do better!

    Oh Ghod, I now regret typing that...
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    RevWubby Male 30-39
    64 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    @insane_ai: As a warning to a man? How does that work? Is God suggesting that a man`s punishment is that he has to marry his victim? And I didn`t think that passage could treat women any more like property. Thanks, you taught me something today.
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    RevWubby Male 30-39
    64 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    @CrakrJak: If you don`t like your beliefs ridiculed, you should not believe ridiculous things.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    5Cats / Crakr

    Ummmm. IAB posts things to entertain people. This is funny. I thought it was funny. Lots of us obviously did. It has 3 stars. But the funniest thing is when you guys come in here and cry about it. That entertains me the most.
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    Crak - For once, I agree with you. It is getting old. Even if I agree with it, it`s just redundant.

    IAB can NOT do any better. It`s being proven.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 4, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    I`m gonna side with CrakrJak. While I do enjoy the odd bit of christian baiting {and secretly wish for the downfall of Christendom} it does smack of bad manners to be daily insulting some of IAB patrons.

    Let`s post some anti-Jewish stuff instead. What? That`s not PC? Oh, well you`ll find something I`m sure.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
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    June 4, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    Wow. This is so stupid. The Mods just dont care anymore....
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    The Old testament was screwed up because people were savages back then. Most of it led to an improvement to society that we enjoy today, but they were small crawls for sure.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 9:47 pm
    I`m a Christian and I don`t see this as Christian baiting at all. I don`t follow Deuteronomy, or Leviticus. Now, if I were an Orthodox Jew....
  52. Profile photo of HolyGod
    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    June 4, 2012 at 9:54 pm
    "Let`s post some anti-Jewish stuff instead."

    Deuteronomy is the 5th book of the Torah, so for the sake of all the precious Christian sensibilities, let`s say this IS a jab at Jews. I mean it says nothing of Christ, just "God". It could be the Jewish God, just as easily as the Muslim God or the Christian God. They are basically the same entity.

    But I`m with you guys. Lets post some more stuff making fun of Scientologists, Muslims, and Hindus. All the same to me.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6751 posts
    June 4, 2012 at 9:57 pm
    mcboozerilla

    THANK YOU. A reasonable Christian. A post about a book of the Jewish Torah and all the Christians complain about how it picks on Christians. What exactly does this have to do with Christ? I LIKE Christ. Most of the religious stuff on IAB is picking on the Old Testament. That IS the JEWISH book. Stop whining that we only pick on Christians.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:05 am
    LoL, you can`t fool me! No such thing as god . . . lOl
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:48 am
    I can already feel the flaming catching on
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    Canoas Male 18-29
    427 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:04 am
    @HolyGod
    The old testament was still written by your god so..
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    June 5, 2012 at 3:47 am
    Haha. Truths.
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    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 5:35 am
    It was rape. But fornication per Bible standards (back in the day) was punishable by death, so it was either kill them both or make a concession for stupid people, which is what was done in this case.

    Just FYI.
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    carmanut Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 8:22 am
    Are you justifying making a rape victim marry her rapist? drat you!
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
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    June 5, 2012 at 9:06 am
    Canoas

    "The old testament was still written by your god so.."

    Hahaha, Ummmm. You clearly haven`t really read my posts huh?
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 9:10 am
    Who cares what a fake god says in a bronze age novel? Oh ya, the jesus freaks. If we ignore him will he go away?
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    why did this fall out of fashion :(
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:27 am
    I like books.

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