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Date: 06/20/12 03:00 PM

35 Responses to Kicking Ass For Jesus: Fight Church

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
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    June 20, 2012 at 9:29 am
    Link: Kicking Ass For Jesus: Fight Church - Can you love your neighbor & then punch him in the face? Pastors encourage their flock to spread faith through violence.
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:32 am
    Didn`t they encourage this during the Crusades too?
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    June 20, 2012 at 3:17 pm
    "I`m going to rip this kid`s head off."

    That`s very Christian of him.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    What happen with turning the other cheek?
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    wolladude Male 30-39
    366 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm
    Fighting...ok, I get it......

    Religion....meh...if they must....

    Mixing the two....sick drats!
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:30 pm
    ffs...they`re praying that he`s ok?..and if he..i dont know..dies? then what?
    Also..if you see that you`re losing you can always stop fighting and pray
    i dont know why but it`s freaking funny..maybe it`s the irony of the thing
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Why would anyone take something so innocent and pure and try to mix it with something so violent and evil, like religion.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 4:17 pm
    Rule 1 of Fight Church: You do not talk about Fight Church.
    Rule 2 of Fight Church: You DO NOT talk about Fight Church.

    They broke the rules.
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    antagonizer Male 18-29
    508 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 4:18 pm
    On the contrary, it`s a very christian thing to do. There`s a reason that >80% of convicted criminals list themselves as christian...repentance is a `get out of hell free` card.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    What happen with turning the other cheek?

    work on your evasion because one punch to the face guarantees a free second punch
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    Groogle Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm
    I would totally pay to see Jesus hit someone with his cross in the face inside one of those MMA cage.

    I would even pay double if the guy getting hit is the Rock.
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:02 pm
    LoL imnakdjumpme
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    interesting take.
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    bluntman1138 Male 30-39
    28 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    So modern Christians are finally doing what the Bible commands and spreading their religion through violence once more... HOORAY!!

    It worked so well in the past, why not try again huh?
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
    926 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:20 pm
    There is absolutely no conflict between fighting legally and practicing Christianity. None.
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    maddux32 Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2012 at 6:21 pm
    Also hilarious how most of you came up with the same joke. Might as well get it all out of your system eh?
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    BadVoice Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    Why would anyone even begin to knocc this? This has to be the best thing to ever come from organized religion.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm
    "Have you been saved...?"
    "Sorry, I`m an atheist."
    >WHAP!!<
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:50 pm
    oh wait, this is real?!
  20. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:10 pm
    Oh look another thread bashing religion. Who cares what they do? FFS for so many people on here claiming to be atheist, they sure do PUSH their views.


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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    A good christian neither punches nor blocks. A false Christian pretends the rules don`t apply in these particular circumsances.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    June 20, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    Whatever it takes to sell the product. I don`t see any reason why this is against the bible. The problem is pandering to the masses.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:29 am
    Goatse-man, I`m pretty sure the participants of this organization do a pretty good job of "bashing" on their own.

    Kind of like you were on the receiving end of before your namesake`s infamous picture?
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:35 am
    You want to see it? Man finds God at 2:38. Boiyoiyoiyoing.

    Oh, and Boy meets Pastor sans pants at 3:24.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:51 am
    religion makes people do silly things
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    jazzmaverick Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 5:35 am
    did that dead poo just say MMA wasn’t violent... really christians give up. the only people that would believe in this thing are people that get hit in the head repeatedly.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 8:45 am
    This is ridiculous. Trying to shoehorn in religion to justify your own desires/wants.
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    BlazingBird Male 13-17
    98 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:52 am
    Crusades? Anyone?
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:52 am
    Sure, the violence could be argued as part of the sport.
    Sure, the sport could be argued as an agreement between two individuals.
    Sure, it could be argued that kids need to experience bad things from time to time.
    Sure, a religious minister could be a big MMA supporter and be legit and respected as both.

    BUT
    Taking that religion into the arena, and teaching those children that the violence of the sport and the teachings of a religion are directly correlated is extremely dangerous and wrong and CANNOT be argued for. BlazingBird hit the nail on the head: The Crusades.

    On a side note, how can these guys say the sport isn`t violent? It`s the drating DEFINITION of violence! It`s agreed violence between the contestants, rather than unwarranted violence, but it is violent nonetheless. They are hitting and kicking each other until blood spills on the mat. This pastor is foolish if he doesn`t make the distinction between thrill of the sport and religious fervor
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:56 am
    "Drating?" Really? I was trying to make a statement and punctuate my point. I wanted to say that MMA was the "F U C K-I N G!" definition of violence.
    "Drating" really doesn`t seem as sharp to me.

    By the way, good one, immakdjumpme.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    Real Martial Arts > MMA
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    boogarcym Male 40-49
    320 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:37 pm
    @AvatarJohn: Amen Brother
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    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    yeah made me think of the crusades as well. like what the drat is wrong with people. This is a good example of why religion pisses me off
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    WizardofCOR Male 40-49
    155 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    Thank God for hating the opponent enough that I could win through violence. Amen.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 9:35 am
    the primitive superstitious religions of the christians, arabs and jews are violent enough as it is without this bulls#!t.

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