Jesus: The Host Of Sass [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago in Funny

I bet this is what Jesus would be like if he existed today. Totally sassy.
There are 11 comments:
Male 585
hell yea tehbionic, you tell em. alot of you shmoes need to go to the other site www.i_am_bored_and_my_vag1na_hurts.com
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Female 313
IAB isn`t for humor, it`s to give spergs a place to complain and fight about EVERYTHING.

Seriously, there`s nothing better to do in dark basements.
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Male 1,397
Oh FFS! Here`s a brilliantly captioned pic that genuinely makes you lol, and almost everyone gets into a bloody religious argument! Please, just DEVELOP A SENSE OF HUMOUR! Please!
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Male 3,310
There`s proof that a man named Jesus which translates into lawncare lives during this time.
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Male 1,048
you know my theory on jesus being the son of god is, mary the "virgin" was not, drated some other dude, got prego, said it`s a miracle, told jesus this ever since he was a small boy. Grew up thinking he was the poo, somehow made sick people well and blind people see, I say he payed em. Got his followers. boom. Christianity has now enslaved many minds. also...why do these old paintings always give people the campest poses?
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Male 1,586
I agree with HolyGod Tobunshi. Although there is no proof he did the things he did there is proof that a man named Yeshua which translates to Jesus lived during this time.
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Male 9,534
Tobunshi

I have no religious belief, but that isn`t accurate. There are numerous accounts and references to the historical Jesus outside of the Bible and Christian sources.
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Male 1,341
I think Jesus was the biggest troll in human history. Crafty trolls....
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Male 453
Alabaster and red-headed, and apparently gay, yup.

Jesus couldn`t get elected to a California school board if he were to reappear in our current political climate.

BTW: I mostly agree with Tobunshi on the Jesus issue.
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Male 6,737
I love this! He`s so faaaabulous!
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Female 1,262
Link: Jesus: The Host Of Sass [Pic] [Rate Link] - I bet this is what Jesus would be like if he existed today. Totally sassy.
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