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Date: 06/14/12 09:25 AM

14 Responses to I Guess This Is Today`s School Nursery Rhyme [Pic]

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    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:43 am
    Link: I Guess This Is Today`s School Nursery Rhyme - Remember when you were a kid at school and the typical nursery rhyme was innocent like Humpty Dumpty and 3 Blind Mice?
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:01 am
    stupid post
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    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:07 am
    Comic Sans
    Lemonade Stand
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:22 am
    Not a nursery rhyme, just a list of rules that happen to rhyme. Lame.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:34 am
    During graduation,
    don`t let your relatives cheer.

    Or they`ll get arrested,
    and you`ll be laughed at on the internet for showing everyone that you can`t even read, my dear.
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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:04 am
    Remember how Humpty Dumpty and Three Blind Mice were about a bunch of horses trying to help reassemble a dead guy and killing household rodents, respectively?

    Also, this is clearly a poster meant to make rules memorable, or something similar.
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    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    This is dumb. Both for being a thing and for being posted.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    Die, Comic Sans.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    Good post but, Comic Sans?
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:32 pm
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    NOT_A_BEAR Male 18-29
    62 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:03 pm
    I`ve been told Humpty Dumpty is actually about a gun. Apparently that was the name given to some massive English artillery or something.

    And (I think this was a Carl Barron joke) who decided Humpty Dumpty is an egg? There is no mention of eggs in the nursery rhyme...
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    OnlineAgain Female 40-49
    102 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:29 am
    If you`re reading these rules
    It`s sad to say
    That you`re not enrolled
    In a top school today
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    tstyblucryns Male 18-29
    496 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    I seem to remember reading in the boy scout magazine years ago that Humpty Dumpty was about a dude being pushed out of a window or something. However, I consulted Dr. Google and associate, Wikipedia, and multiple sources say that it was a riddle that no one is certain of the answer. The more popular theory seems to be that it was a cannon, though.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 12:50 am
    one syllable short of iambic pentameter, mostly

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