I Guess This Is Today`s School Nursery Rhyme [Pic]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago in Misc

Remember when you were a kid at school and the typical nursery rhyme was innocent like Humpty Dumpty and 3 Blind Mice?
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Male 3,231
one syllable short of iambic pentameter, mostly
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Male 496
@NOT A BEAR

I seem to remember reading in the boy scout magazine years ago that Humpty Dumpty was about a dude being pushed out of a window or something. However, I consulted Dr. Google and associate, Wikipedia, and multiple sources say that it was a riddle that no one is certain of the answer. The more popular theory seems to be that it was a cannon, though.
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Female 102
If you`re reading these rules
It`s sad to say
That you`re not enrolled
In a top school today
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Male 62
I`ve been told Humpty Dumpty is actually about a gun. Apparently that was the name given to some massive English artillery or something.

And (I think this was a Carl Barron joke) who decided Humpty Dumpty is an egg? There is no mention of eggs in the nursery rhyme...
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Male 4,793
COMIIIC SAAAAAAAANS!
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Male 5,413
Good post but, Comic Sans?
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Male 6,737
Die, Comic Sans.
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Female 313
This is dumb. Both for being a thing and for being posted.
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Male 658
Remember how Humpty Dumpty and Three Blind Mice were about a bunch of horses trying to help reassemble a dead guy and killing household rodents, respectively?

Also, this is clearly a poster meant to make rules memorable, or something similar.
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Female 2,602
During graduation,
don`t let your relatives cheer.

Or they`ll get arrested,
and you`ll be laughed at on the internet for showing everyone that you can`t even read, my dear.
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Male 5,811
Not a nursery rhyme, just a list of rules that happen to rhyme. Lame.
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Male 835
Comic Sans
Lemonade Stand
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Male 1,196
stupid post
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Female 1,780
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