I Guess Music Does Soothe The Savage Beast [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 4 years ago Funny

Well, semi-savage anyway.
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Male 766
Wow, that is really stupid. A deer can kill a feeble thing like her and he don`t need the horns either. A horn toot or a dog bark . . . just plain stupid. I hear next week she wants to play for bears . . .
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Male 14,774
Deer: "Dude, is that a cosplayer or am I tripping white haired asian unicorns again?"

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Male 628
@Groogle
Looks more like a Targaryen to me.

Seeing as no one`s said it yet....
Her music can sooth my savage beast.
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Male 1,083
chuck testa?
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Male 2,172
BLOND HAIR... SHE`S NOT A BARATHEON, SHE`S A LANISTER... LEG IT!
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Female 2,415
It soothes the savage breast.
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Female 4,447
LOL @turdburglar, she *does* look like a Q-tip.
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Male 523
@Zach82 They can also run into your car, which can cause fatal accidents.
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Female 9,402
Better watch out for ticks if you going to do that.
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Male 259
Having velvet doesn`t necessarily mean low testosterone levels - it typically means the antlers are still growing.
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Male 1,754
That`s how she gets her men too. Women does wonders with her mouth.
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Female 134
It looks like the deer still have the velvet antlers, which means their testosterone levels are very low and they basically act like giant puppy dogs. So there is no real danger in being near them until the antlers calcify.
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Female 2,602
[quote]it can kill you to death with those antlers[/quote]

The very worst type of killing, I find.
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Male 2,096
Doe ray me
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Male 319
They may look gentle, but if a deer feels threatened it can kill you to death with those antlers.
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Female 3,562
Honestly, males bucks with antlers are often violent as hell. If those aren`t tamed than that`s a really bad idea.
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Female 836
Actually, the quote is "Music hath charms to soothe the savage BREAST".. a word which also used to mean your heart/emotions.
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Male 600
Semi savage? Those things are psychotic.

I seen `em!

THEY.... EAT.... EVERYONE!

No one was spared....

NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN!!!!!
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Male 15,510
Fairies nowadays I tell you
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Male 4,893
Not even the timid deer is frightened by a flute playing Q-tip. Don`t fear the deer. (She should fear the sun.)
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Female 349
God help her if she plays a bad note.
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Male 17,512
One year old buck, hasn`t lost it`s fawn dots yet. Antlers still covered in `velvet`. I`m betting their hormones haven`t fully kicked in yet, you normally wouldn`t want to stand that close to a male deer, they can hurt you even at that age.
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Female 2,602
That one at the back looks pissed off.
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Male 37,888

So you`re saying women who are PMSing should play
music to calm down?
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Male 259
Deer kill more people each year than bears. I can see the evil in their eyes. The snarl in his lips tell the story just as well. And he has a buddy for backup. Don`t be fooled, they may be vegetarians, but vegetarians can still commit muuuuurrrrrrrrderrrrrrrr.
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Male 6,737
Or not savage at all.
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Female 539
Link: I Guess Music Does Soothe The Savage Beast [Pic] [Rate Link] - Well, semi-savage anyway.
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