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Date: 06/20/12 08:15 AM

27 Responses to I Guess Music Does Soothe The Savage Beast [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 7:07 am
    Link: I Guess Music Does Soothe The Savage Beast - Well, semi-savage anyway.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:22 am
    Or not savage at all.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:24 am
    Deer kill more people each year than bears. I can see the evil in their eyes. The snarl in his lips tell the story just as well. And he has a buddy for backup. Don`t be fooled, they may be vegetarians, but vegetarians can still commit muuuuurrrrrrrrderrrrrrrr.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:25 am

    So you`re saying women who are PMSing should play
    music to calm down?
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:40 am
    That one at the back looks pissed off.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:10 am
    One year old buck, hasn`t lost it`s fawn dots yet. Antlers still covered in `velvet`. I`m betting their hormones haven`t fully kicked in yet, you normally wouldn`t want to stand that close to a male deer, they can hurt you even at that age.
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    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:13 am
    God help her if she plays a bad note.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Not even the timid deer is frightened by a flute playing Q-tip. Don`t fear the deer. (She should fear the sun.)
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Fairies nowadays I tell you
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    Pindragon Male 18-29
    600 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:19 am
    Semi savage? Those things are psychotic.

    I seen `em!

    THEY.... EAT.... EVERYONE!

    No one was spared....

    NOT EVEN THE CHILDREN!!!!!
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:21 am
    Actually, the quote is "Music hath charms to soothe the savage BREAST".. a word which also used to mean your heart/emotions.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:33 am
    Honestly, males bucks with antlers are often violent as hell. If those aren`t tamed than that`s a really bad idea.
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    Zach82 Male 30-39
    319 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:38 am
    They may look gentle, but if a deer feels threatened it can kill you to death with those antlers.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:42 am
    Doe ray me
  15. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 9:50 am
    it can kill you to death with those antlers

    The very worst type of killing, I find.
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    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:21 am
    It looks like the deer still have the velvet antlers, which means their testosterone levels are very low and they basically act like giant puppy dogs. So there is no real danger in being near them until the antlers calcify.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:31 am
    That`s how she gets her men too. Women does wonders with her mouth.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Having velvet doesn`t necessarily mean low testosterone levels - it typically means the antlers are still growing.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9240 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    Better watch out for ticks if you going to do that.
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    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    @Zach82 They can also run into your car, which can cause fatal accidents.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:44 pm
    LOL @turdburglar, she *does* look like a Q-tip.
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    It soothes the savage breast.
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:49 pm
    BLOND HAIR... SHE`S NOT A BARATHEON, SHE`S A LANISTER... LEG IT!
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 7:06 pm
    chuck testa?
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 5:31 am
    @Groogle
    Looks more like a Targaryen to me.

    Seeing as no one`s said it yet....
    Her music can sooth my savage beast.
  26. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14626 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 7:58 am
    Deer: "Dude, is that a cosplayer or am I tripping white haired asian unicorns again?"

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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 10:28 am
    Wow, that is really stupid. A deer can kill a feeble thing like her and he don`t need the horns either. A horn toot or a dog bark . . . just plain stupid. I hear next week she wants to play for bears . . .

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