How To Make A Woman Happy [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago Misc

A very simple and easy guide on making women happy. Ladies, scroll down to find out how to make a man happy.
There are 55 comments:
Male 519
I see psychologist, I see psychiatrist. Where is needing to be a psychic on the list?
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Male 289
bwhahaha..bi7chies offended,unite!..is...ooOooh,so true that you even know it,but by the power of pure bi7ch,agree to disagree ..right?!..buuut,all that if the manipulative self bi7ch,that is rare and,usually is a whore or a lawyer,know she can pull it..and with who?!..see video-dating thingy from 80` even those have some kind of standards (here)
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Female 2,415
What bullpoo. Any women who could say that all those are true for them are insane! I`d remove numbers: 4-6, 8-16, 18, 19, 22, 27, 32, 46, ESPECIALLY 48!!!, 51 and 53 but all the rest are ok. I could not expect more from my honey than he should expect from me.
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Male 2,592
Ok, I`ll retract my statement, but only halfway. Yes, in fact, I am that simple, and that`s all I need. I have no kids, and I clean up after myself and can feed myself. I don`t have "needs" (the kind some of you are desperately trying to imply I do other than the 2 items listed on the pic) like maybe some guys do. I don`t need a shoulder to cry on. Hell, I don`t really need the alcohol. In other words, I`m self sufficient and not a wuss. Just toss me a wham bam once in awhile and I`m good to go. I can take care of the rest. Is it really that hard to believe?
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Male 4,376
You can tell this was made by a woman. She left out:

3. Feed him.
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Male 5,642
Steelgrid,
What if she shows up with alcohol and THEN gets naked? Okay, okay. You`re right. It`s not a nice stereotype...but it IS a joke. Actually, women love to say that all WE think about is sex but take a look at pretty much ANY woman`s magazine...there`s almost always at least one article about sex like "10 New Amazing Sex Moves!", "15 Sex Secrets He`s Not Telling You!" or some such crap. But enjoy the joke, which is actually about how tough it is to please a woman and not how easy it is to please a man, and move on.
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Female 735
Actually a lot of those things don`t matter to me.
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Male 2,345
true.
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Male 2,700
Funny how this post seems to stereotype men as brainless sex machines. Simply disgusting. Hot or not, if you just show up at my place naked with alcohol, id refer you to the nearest hospital and Satop.
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Female 3,727
alexander_xx
Male, 18-29, Europe
328 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:40:03 AM
@bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...
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Yea and I`m sure you attract real quality women, huh? Nice look...
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Female 1,743
@alexander

coming from someone dressed like a clown...
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Male 339
@bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...
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Female 41
Ugh. Needy, insecure women ruin our reputation and are horribly misrepresented as the majority.
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Female 3,727
Kilgore89
Male, 18-29, Canada
127 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:13:45 AM
LMAO lostinkorea.

Me: What`s wrong you look upset?

Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can`t believe you right now!
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Well, just think back to what YOU did WRONG that day and you will have your answer! Hee hee LMAO!!!
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Male 2,988
"Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong?"

that got a good laugh out of me! that`s usually the first step i try. and no it doesn`t work.
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Female 3,727
oh brother...
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Male 194
LMAO lostinkorea.

Me: What`s wrong you look upset?

Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can`t believe you right now!
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Male 38,065

"Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong?"

What Do You Want?
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Female 3,727
""Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what`s wrong or upsetting them or whatever. ""

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Not true! Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong? *oh em gee, did I let the cat out of the bag*? Like I said before, children play mind games, not adults.
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Male 593
After turning 51 , I will finally admit my to myself that I am just to STUPID to attempt to make these people happy , and just realize that life is just to short to waste you`re time on it!!!
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Male 38,065

Tru Dat!
Women are more complex than men. We`re simple.
Give any guy the 3 Fs and he`ll do anything for you.

Feed Him - sammich!
Flatter Him - his ego needs feeding, too!
F**k Him - sex!

Do those 3 and your knight will go out and slay dragons for him.

Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what`s wrong or upsetting them or whatever.
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Female 3,727
This is not the truth and anyone that thinks it is must be single or an idiot.

I don`t want empty compliments, I don`t like shopping, my husband nor I are rich and he sure didn`t have any money when we met (lol). He can look at other women because....come closer....*whispers* I`m secure in our relationship! We also give each other lots of time and attention...oh forget it, I`m done with this list....

Arghhh...we`re in 2012, let`s act like it.
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Male 1,737
And the second part for men is a bonus.
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Male 2,436
tl;dr
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Male 514
I`m pretty sure I`m a complete failure as a human being and yet my wife would follow me to the ends of the earth, thank God I found the diamond in the rough
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Male 5,874
Life`s experience teaches us that even if a man has all those qualities, a certain percentage of women will still turn round after two years and complain that he is `not the man that he was when they first met`. These are the never-satisfied, don`t know when they are onto a good thing types; they form part of a man`s growing-up and character development program. A sensible woman accepts the fact that men are far from perfect, and makes damn sure that they hang on to the one they`ve got.
So, bring me a beer, get yer knickers off, then I`ll fix your car for you!
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Male 6,737
Men are so stoopid!
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Male 4,793
truths.
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Male 512
tehbonic wrote: "So if a 500 lb woman shows up naked with a beer, that`s all a man needs?"

So, for the beer part, how much and what kind?

Haha! Come on, you had to have known that was coming! If not, I`m assuming your uterus is shedding. Ha! I keed! This post is hilarious!
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Male 1,341
Ok Nubblins, you win... This round... I will stand my ground however in terms of "relative" simplicity.
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Female 313
So if a 500 lb woman shows up naked with a beer, that`s all a man needs?

This post is stupid.
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Female 1,743
There`s more to it than just kids, I hope. Because if you were as simple as this meme is saying (in relativity to the laundry list of requirements to make a woman happy), you wouldn`t care if she was unattractive, did nothing, had no personality, wasn`t faithful
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Male 1,341
I love being simple. Makes things easier. We`ve been married for 5 great years. My wife is an awesome mother, but I guess I would just assume that any person would be a great parent to their child.. Seems like it should just be natural. She cooks and cleans, but she doesn`t always have to. I am obsessive over a clean house, so if it gets a little dirty and she is not around, I clean it.

A little off topic maybe, she had a girls day at the beach today. She came home to a spotless house, and me and the boys sat down to make her "just because we love you cards."

I can see what you`re saying, I guess. I suppose if she was a terrible mother I probably wouldn`t want anything to do with her. I guess it mostly comes down to the kids.
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Male 273
my hubby covers all these except the be rich part. will i ever be happy?
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Female 1,743
Congrats on being simple, then. I know for a fact that men have greater standards to happiness. This is just more stereotype humor that really isn`t fair to men.

For instance, my guy loves sex, just like this says. However, he also loves that I`m a good mother to our daughter. It makes him happy that I clean the house and cook dinner.

So yeah. Again. That`s why I think this post is pretty dumb.
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Male 1,341
@Nubblins

...*sigh*... Again... You severely underestimate the simplicity of a man. Maybe most do need that sh*t... I know I don`t. And don`t even try to call it cliche. If only you could meet my wife, she would tell you. Of those things, however, I am a GREAT father. Maybe that`s why she keeps me around?
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Female 1,743
keith.

My man is happy. Because he gets those two things, but he also gets more than just that, like companionship and love. You say you`re that simple, but you`re not. That`s just a cliche.
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Female 3,562
Wow my boyfriend fits like 90% of that, I think I did good.
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Female 2
No man on earth has all these qualities. Finding someone to make you happy is all about compromise.
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Male 3,431
I don`t need alcohol.
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Male 2,841
They forgot sandwiches.
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Male 2,592
nubblins.. you`re either trolling or your significant other is very unhappy.
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Male 140
I wouldn`t be that happy if a naked drunk guy showed up.
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Female 1,478
"a father" and "a good father"? That`s about all I noticed about the list.
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Male 38,065

about right
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Male 1,341
@Nubblins

No... Most of us really are that simple.
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Male 1,586
This is awesome. I have seen this more than once and I`m married to a relatively even-keeled lady.
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Male 37,052
#6 A Slave

Lets be honest here...

#48 pretty much supersedes ALL the rest...
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Female 1,743
Yes, because men have absolutely no emotional depth.


Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
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Male 613
I`m glad kitteh understands what a pain women are.
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Male 209
Derpity derp der der. SO TRUE LULZ. DUUUH. DUUUUUUUUUH.
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Male 1,164
Nope Nickel2! They`re between "tender" and "strong".
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Male 638
@Nickel2...

Did ya scroll to the middle of the pic?
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Male 5,874
I see the back and next arrows at the side s of the pictures have disappeared again
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Female 8,044
Link: How To Make A Woman Happy [Pic] [Rate Link] - A very simple and easy guide on making women happy. Ladies, scroll down to find out how to make a man happy.
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