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Date: 06/30/12 05:30 PM

55 Responses to How To Make A Woman Happy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 7:26 am
    Link: How To Make A Woman Happy - A very simple and easy guide on making women happy. Ladies, scroll down to find out how to make a man happy.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 5:41 pm
    I see the back and next arrows at the side s of the pictures have disappeared again
  3. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 5:53 pm
    @Nickel2...

    Did ya scroll to the middle of the pic?
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:01 pm
    Nope Nickel2! They`re between "tender" and "strong".
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    Derpity derp der der. SO TRUE LULZ. DUUUH. DUUUUUUUUUH.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:14 pm
    I`m glad kitteh understands what a pain women are.
  7. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:25 pm
    Yes, because men have absolutely no emotional depth.


    Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:40 pm
    #6 A Slave

    Lets be honest here...

    #48 pretty much supersedes ALL the rest...
  9. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:45 pm
    This is awesome. I have seen this more than once and I`m married to a relatively even-keeled lady.
  10. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    @Nubblins

    No... Most of us really are that simple.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:51 pm

    about right
  12. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:54 pm
    "a father" and "a good father"? That`s about all I noticed about the list.
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    MidPacific Male 50-59
    125 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 7:03 pm
    I wouldn`t be that happy if a naked drunk guy showed up.
  14. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    nubblins.. you`re either trolling or your significant other is very unhappy.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    They forgot sandwiches.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I don`t need alcohol.
  17. Profile photo of sarahJordan
    sarahJordan Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 8:27 pm
    No man on earth has all these qualities. Finding someone to make you happy is all about compromise.
  18. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    Wow my boyfriend fits like 90% of that, I think I did good.
  19. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 9:43 pm
    keith.

    My man is happy. Because he gets those two things, but he also gets more than just that, like companionship and love. You say you`re that simple, but you`re not. That`s just a cliche.
  20. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:02 pm
    @Nubblins

    ...*sigh*... Again... You severely underestimate the simplicity of a man. Maybe most do need that sh*t... I know I don`t. And don`t even try to call it cliche. If only you could meet my wife, she would tell you. Of those things, however, I am a GREAT father. Maybe that`s why she keeps me around?
  21. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:23 pm
    Congrats on being simple, then. I know for a fact that men have greater standards to happiness. This is just more stereotype humor that really isn`t fair to men.

    For instance, my guy loves sex, just like this says. However, he also loves that I`m a good mother to our daughter. It makes him happy that I clean the house and cook dinner.

    So yeah. Again. That`s why I think this post is pretty dumb.
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:29 pm
    my hubby covers all these except the be rich part. will i ever be happy?
  23. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:42 pm
    I love being simple. Makes things easier. We`ve been married for 5 great years. My wife is an awesome mother, but I guess I would just assume that any person would be a great parent to their child.. Seems like it should just be natural. She cooks and cleans, but she doesn`t always have to. I am obsessive over a clean house, so if it gets a little dirty and she is not around, I clean it.

    A little off topic maybe, she had a girls day at the beach today. She came home to a spotless house, and me and the boys sat down to make her "just because we love you cards."

    I can see what you`re saying, I guess. I suppose if she was a terrible mother I probably wouldn`t want anything to do with her. I guess it mostly comes down to the kids.
  24. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:00 pm
    There`s more to it than just kids, I hope. Because if you were as simple as this meme is saying (in relativity to the laundry list of requirements to make a woman happy), you wouldn`t care if she was unattractive, did nothing, had no personality, wasn`t faithful
  25. Profile photo of tehbionic
    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:12 pm
    So if a 500 lb woman shows up naked with a beer, that`s all a man needs?

    This post is stupid.
  26. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:16 pm
    Ok Nubblins, you win... This round... I will stand my ground however in terms of "relative" simplicity.
  27. Profile photo of Mad_Gremlyn
    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:47 pm
    tehbonic wrote: "So if a 500 lb woman shows up naked with a beer, that`s all a man needs?"

    So, for the beer part, how much and what kind?

    Haha! Come on, you had to have known that was coming! If not, I`m assuming your uterus is shedding. Ha! I keed! This post is hilarious!
  28. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 12:33 am
    truths.
  29. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 1:16 am
    Men are so stoopid!
  30. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 1:58 am
    Life`s experience teaches us that even if a man has all those qualities, a certain percentage of women will still turn round after two years and complain that he is `not the man that he was when they first met`. These are the never-satisfied, don`t know when they are onto a good thing types; they form part of a man`s growing-up and character development program. A sensible woman accepts the fact that men are far from perfect, and makes damn sure that they hang on to the one they`ve got.
    So, bring me a beer, get yer knickers off, then I`ll fix your car for you!
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    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 2:49 am
    I`m pretty sure I`m a complete failure as a human being and yet my wife would follow me to the ends of the earth, thank God I found the diamond in the rough
  32. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:29 am
    tl;dr
  33. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:30 am
    And the second part for men is a bonus.
  34. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:37 am
    This is not the truth and anyone that thinks it is must be single or an idiot.

    I don`t want empty compliments, I don`t like shopping, my husband nor I are rich and he sure didn`t have any money when we met (lol). He can look at other women because....come closer....*whispers* I`m secure in our relationship! We also give each other lots of time and attention...oh forget it, I`m done with this list....

    Arghhh...we`re in 2012, let`s act like it.
  35. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 6:58 am

    Tru Dat!
    Women are more complex than men. We`re simple.
    Give any guy the 3 Fs and he`ll do anything for you.

    Feed Him - sammich!
    Flatter Him - his ego needs feeding, too!
    F**k Him - sex!

    Do those 3 and your knight will go out and slay dragons for him.

    Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what`s wrong or upsetting them or whatever.
  36. Profile photo of bdowner60
    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 7:13 am
    After turning 51 , I will finally admit my to myself that I am just to STUPID to attempt to make these people happy , and just realize that life is just to short to waste you`re time on it!!!
  37. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 7:42 am
    ""Women need a mentalist to read their minds and know automatically what`s wrong or upsetting them or whatever. ""

    ___

    Not true! Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong? *oh em gee, did I let the cat out of the bag*? Like I said before, children play mind games, not adults.
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 7:56 am

    "Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong?"

    What Do You Want?
  39. Profile photo of Kilgore89
    Kilgore89 Male 18-29
    194 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 8:13 am
    LMAO lostinkorea.

    Me: What`s wrong you look upset?

    Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can`t believe you right now!
  40. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 8:15 am
    oh brother...
  41. Profile photo of CoyoteKing
    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 8:15 am
    "Have you ever thought about asking us what`s wrong?"

    that got a good laugh out of me! that`s usually the first step i try. and no it doesn`t work.
  42. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 8:16 am
    Kilgore89
    Male, 18-29, Canada
    127 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 8:13:45 AM
    LMAO lostinkorea.

    Me: What`s wrong you look upset?

    Her: What the hell do you THINK is wrong? You should know! I can`t believe you right now!
    ____

    Well, just think back to what YOU did WRONG that day and you will have your answer! Hee hee LMAO!!!
  43. Profile photo of bedbugsbite
    bedbugsbite Female 18-29
    41 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 9:07 am
    Ugh. Needy, insecure women ruin our reputation and are horribly misrepresented as the majority.
  44. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 9:40 am
    @bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...
  45. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 10:17 am
    @alexander

    coming from someone dressed like a clown...
  46. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 11:32 am
    alexander_xx
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    328 Posts Sunday, July 01, 2012 9:40:03 AM
    @bedbugsbite they arent misrepresented as the majority... they are the majority...
    ____

    Yea and I`m sure you attract real quality women, huh? Nice look...
  47. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    Funny how this post seems to stereotype men as brainless sex machines. Simply disgusting. Hot or not, if you just show up at my place naked with alcohol, id refer you to the nearest hospital and Satop.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    true.
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    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    Actually a lot of those things don`t matter to me.
  50. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4888 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    Steelgrid,
    What if she shows up with alcohol and THEN gets naked? Okay, okay. You`re right. It`s not a nice stereotype...but it IS a joke. Actually, women love to say that all WE think about is sex but take a look at pretty much ANY woman`s magazine...there`s almost always at least one article about sex like "10 New Amazing Sex Moves!", "15 Sex Secrets He`s Not Telling You!" or some such crap. But enjoy the joke, which is actually about how tough it is to please a woman and not how easy it is to please a man, and move on.
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3919 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 7:58 pm
    You can tell this was made by a woman. She left out:

    3. Feed him.
  52. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    Ok, I`ll retract my statement, but only halfway. Yes, in fact, I am that simple, and that`s all I need. I have no kids, and I clean up after myself and can feed myself. I don`t have "needs" (the kind some of you are desperately trying to imply I do other than the 2 items listed on the pic) like maybe some guys do. I don`t need a shoulder to cry on. Hell, I don`t really need the alcohol. In other words, I`m self sufficient and not a wuss. Just toss me a wham bam once in awhile and I`m good to go. I can take care of the rest. Is it really that hard to believe?
  53. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    July 2, 2012 at 5:14 am
    What bullpoo. Any women who could say that all those are true for them are insane! I`d remove numbers: 4-6, 8-16, 18, 19, 22, 27, 32, 46, ESPECIALLY 48!!!, 51 and 53 but all the rest are ok. I could not expect more from my honey than he should expect from me.
  54. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 2:30 am
    bwhahaha..bi7chies offended,unite!..is...ooOooh,so true that you even know it,but by the power of pure bi7ch,agree to disagree ..right?!..buuut,all that if the manipulative self bi7ch,that is rare and,usually is a whore or a lawyer,know she can pull it..and with who?!..see video-dating thingy from 80` even those have some kind of standards (here)
  55. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 4, 2012 at 10:35 pm
    I see psychologist, I see psychiatrist. Where is needing to be a psychic on the list?

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