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Date: 06/14/12 09:45 AM

27 Responses to How Do You Decide Who To Marry? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:10 am
    Link: How Do You Decide Who To Marry? - As explained by a bunch of kids.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:17 am
    Ricky is going to be OK.
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    freedan104 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:17 am
    Seems way too scripted.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6764 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:25 am
    Kristen and Freddie will make such a cute couple.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:27 am
    If I had followed these rules I wouldn`t have 2 ex-wives.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:28 am
    Funny, but clearly written by adults, as some of the wording and insights are way beyond kids.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:37 am
    Oh please be true, I laughed so hard I got a cramp.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:37 am
    @macguffin - that`s what I was thinking too...
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:41 am
    Ricky already has the first rule of marriage down pat.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:42 am
    sound like bitter middleaged adults
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:42 am
    Alan, you`re going to be single for a looooooong time. Get familiar with your right hand.

    Lynnette, mommy taught you well.

    Ricky, high five!
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:44 am
    @Holy God: LOL
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    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:01 am
    Fake and boring.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:06 am
    Ricky and Freddy for class prez and vice.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4896 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:09 am
    Also...I call shenanigans on this post.
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    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:01 pm
    What 8 year old says `based on`? Children do not say these things damn it.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    Fake kids are fake!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Many shenanigans are to be had.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:00 pm
    Super fake. Lol not even close to being believable!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32823 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    It`s possible the kids said somethings like these, but I think they`re "edited" to make them better.

    Cute though!
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    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:27 pm
    Calling BS...
    Although the "what love means" versions (from actual kids) is worth a read.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm
    BOOOOOOOO!
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 5:04 pm
    (written by an adult) (who`s pretending to be a kid) (but in truth is really very lonely).
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:21 pm
    very funny. especially the first one and the "how would the world be different" one.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:06 pm
    Most of these sound too coherent and thought-out to be said by kids that age.
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 7:15 am
    One of the unfortunate side effects of all this type of stuff all over the internet is that I don`t know if something is funny or not. Let me explain: If these are actual comments from actual kids, it`s hilarious. If it was written by an adult, it`s stupid.
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    EmagehtmaI Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 7:48 am
    Agreed. These don`t sound like something a kid would say so much as what an adult thinks a kid that age would say.

    "Twenty-three is a good age because you know the person FOREVER by then" is one of the only ones that sounds like something a kid would say (based on how a 7 year old thinks that anyone over the age of 18 is uber-old). The other ones... "based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids?" No. No way. No 8 year old would say that. An over-stressed parent who`s running on 4 hours of sleep in the last two nights would. But not a kid.

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