How Do You Decide Who To Marry? [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Funny

As explained by a bunch of kids.
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Male 187
Agreed. These don`t sound like something a kid would say so much as what an adult thinks a kid that age would say.

"Twenty-three is a good age because you know the person FOREVER by then" is one of the only ones that sounds like something a kid would say (based on how a 7 year old thinks that anyone over the age of 18 is uber-old). The other ones... "based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids?" No. No way. No 8 year old would say that. An over-stressed parent who`s running on 4 hours of sleep in the last two nights would. But not a kid.
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Male 439
One of the unfortunate side effects of all this type of stuff all over the internet is that I don`t know if something is funny or not. Let me explain: If these are actual comments from actual kids, it`s hilarious. If it was written by an adult, it`s stupid.
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Female 3,562
Most of these sound too coherent and thought-out to be said by kids that age.
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Female 546
very funny. especially the first one and the "how would the world be different" one.
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Male 1,674
(written by an adult) (who`s pretending to be a kid) (but in truth is really very lonely).
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Male 5,413
BOOOOOOOO!
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Male 265
Calling BS...
Although the "what love means" versions (from actual kids) is worth a read.
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Male 40,277
It`s possible the kids said somethings like these, but I think they`re "edited" to make them better.

Cute though!
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Male 1,754
Super fake. Lol not even close to being believable!
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Male 6,737
Many shenanigans are to be had.
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Male 2,424
Fake kids are fake!
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Female 313
What 8 year old says `based on`? Children do not say these things damn it.
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Male 4,891
Also...I call shenanigans on this post.
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Male 4,891
Ricky and Freddy for class prez and vice.
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Male 321
Fake and boring.
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Female 3,726
@Holy God: LOL
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Female 3,726
Alan, you`re going to be single for a looooooong time. Get familiar with your right hand.

Lynnette, mommy taught you well.

Ricky, high five!
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Male 4,141
sound like bitter middleaged adults
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Male 17,512
Ricky already has the first rule of marriage down pat.
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Male 1,178
@macguffin - that`s what I was thinking too...
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Male 5,094
Oh please be true, I laughed so hard I got a cramp.
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Female 2,602
Funny, but clearly written by adults, as some of the wording and insights are way beyond kids.
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Male 2,136
If I had followed these rules I wouldn`t have 2 ex-wives.
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Male 9,496
Kristen and Freddie will make such a cute couple.
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Male 79
Seems way too scripted.
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Male 1,008
Ricky is going to be OK.
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Female 353
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