How Do You Choose Your Anal Sex Partner? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

This question was asked to several hip-hop artists... Here are their answers.
There are 51 comments:
Male 201
I like how you can tell who`s homophobic in this bunch, along the lines of "hey, you`re with a woman, do you stick it in her pooper if she allows, yes/no?"

"NO, NEVER, NOW NEXT QUESTION"
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Female 53
@brownsugar3

It says 2004 in the top left.
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Female 1,803
@Tobunshi and PinkRhoid- I`m glad you enjoy the taste of piss and semen. It`s just not my cup of tea. And Tobunshi, I`m disgusting? Why, because I enjoy more than missionary? I feel bad for your bored partners, if you even have any.

It`s funny that the youngsters are grossed out and the older people are all Yay! Just shows that experience makes all the difference.
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Female 129
I guess I`m glad to know that many rappers seem to dislike anal?
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Male 815
I thought it said Joe Bidden for a second haha
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Male 1,218
Extremely proud that I only recognized one or two names on that list. On another note, this reminded of the song "Critter" by Steel Panther. I`d try to link it, but I`m old and my skills at such things is very lacking.
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Male 306
how old is this? Proof has been dead for like 3-5 years I think!
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Male 3,631
8Bit, I thought you were a champion of homosexuality. Now you`re telling me there`s a form of Human intercourse that doesn`t appeal to you? What a concept. I think we should have parades which celebrate this form of intimate contact in your neighborhood, to teach you to accept the heterosexual-anal lifestyle.
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Female 474
"That poo is not good for the soul." lmfao!!
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Male 904
LOL`n at NORE`s quote.
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Male 5,413
I agree. WTF is the appeal to anal sex. Also, I most of these people should be dead. Lil Wayne especially. What a c*nt
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Male 1,239
Also, just because you think semen tastes bad that holds no relevance to sanitary comparison.
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Male 1,239
I`m sorry, you are trying to make a comparison between fecal matter and semen and piss? For starters, aside from someone with an infection piss is sterile and other than the tiny amount of bacteria it picks up at the exit of the urethra it is not remotely as nasty as poo. Semen also is very clean in terms of bacteria etc. unless they have a virus or infection which will be in their poo as well. Poo on the other hand is teeming with all sorts of nasties and is essentially in a state of decomposition. I won`t bash on people who want to experiment with themselves or willing partners but please don`t insult peoples intelligence by condescending others with bullpoo like `You have a lot to learn, kid!` when you clearly don`t know your ass from a hole in the ground.
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Male 2,619
The grammar is pathetic. shame on dem.
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Female 318
With proper care, there`s nothing wrong with anal.

While I don`t agree with Lauriloo about the amount of care that should be taken before anal sex, she does make a valid point that those receiving oral should take care to be more hygienic as well. It is only fair. However...if I keep thinking about all this bodily excrement, I`m going to be put off sex for a year...
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Male 1,449
LOL

I thought that one said Joe Bidden
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Male 1,197
@lauriloo your my kinda girl!!people need to not rule out backdoor lovin, you just gota do it right and it is so much fun and mindblowing

drat using condoms, nothing like cleaning up an anal creampie
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Male 678
@lauriloo,
Poop is unsanitary. Semen and pee is not. Also, you`re disgusting.
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Female 1,803
@swoop408- People don`t constantly have a load of poop right up to the end of the chute. The guys I`ve done it with were also wearing condoms so they never got poo on their dicks. I practice safe sex, how about you?? I`ve also used a vibrator on myself that had multiple bumps on it and it barely had any poo on it when I pulled it back out. You guys think it`s nothing to put something in my mouth that TWO gross, bad-tasting fluids come out of but heaven forbid you put your dick in something that might put a thin film of poo on it that you can immediately wash off or just take the condom off and throw away. You have a lot to learn, kid!
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Male 14,331
Yes the voice of a generation here......

Wow what a handsome devil! Really though WTF his teef make him look like he just sucked off robo-cop!!
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Male 14,331
[quote]LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha![/quote]

You`re taste in music sure isn`t.
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Male 278
Why is the pull-out quote censored, but not the body copy in the article?
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Male 1,754
"My, my how picky you are. Do you scrub your penis before any BJs? Only fair. An enema would kind of break the mood, don`t you think? Guess tossing my salad is out of the question, too?"

Seriously Lauriloo? So you just poo all over a guys dick? Clean that poo dick with your mouth then and see if you`d rather use an enema before sex.
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Male 1,073
"Anal sex is drating disgusting, what is the appeal of rectal bleeding, poo and tissue damage?"

You`re doing it wrong....
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Male 1,754
LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha!
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Male 14,331
Thae fact that anyone f**ks Lil Wayne speaks volumes about how screwed humankind is!!
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Female 592
And here I was thinking they ALL did it. I`m pleased to know they have limits.
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Female 21
Wow...the comments on here are funnier than the post. Right time, right place, right man...it can be amazing. Not something I`d want on a regular basis...but SPONTANEOUS, when the mood is right, it can be awesome! Jus` sayin...
Spontaneous is dangerous...LMAO too funny...

LMAO @Lauriloo sounds like somebody ain`t done their research doesn`t it? Break the mood indeed!(and doubt he knows what tossin ya salad even means LOL :P)
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Male 5,094
@Groogle: The "fudge" in "fudgepacking" ain`t really fudge, y`know?
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Male 2,376
who really gives a drat? seriously if you care you need to be droped in the middle of the woods wit nothing but the clothes on your back.. if you make it out you will have a much better appreciation for life.. hey I-A-B if i wanted to read some douche bag magazine from 7-11 i would drill out my frontal lobes and go buy one
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Male 6,737
Can they speak English? Or jut Retard?
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Female 1,803
"Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?"

My, my how picky you are. Do you scrub your penis before any BJs? Only fair. An enema would kind of break the mood, don`t you think? Guess tossing my salad is out of the question, too?
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Male 5,811
[quote]Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?[/quote]
The professionals do, but I have a few friends that do this sometime, and all they do is just not eat for the whole day. Spontaneous anal sex is dangerous.
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Female 4,039
LOL @HolyGod "They are like poets. No wonder their lyrics are so moving."

Anyone know what magazine this is from? Maybe I`ll get my dad a subscription for Father`s Day.
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Male 598
One of my favorite quotes:

The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, & picnics.
-Christopher Hitchens
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Male 1,745
Anal sex is drating disgusting, what is the appeal of rectal bleeding, poo and tissue damage?
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Male 766
I never liked it . . . the vag has grippers man anal is too loose
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Male 3,445
I don`t get the obsession some guys have with anal. I personally have no interest in it.
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Male 39,916
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Male 646
what does "making the brown eye blue" mean?
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Male 364
It`s quite normal. Whilst in the world of porn all women have enemas (and no shavers rash), in the real world you might as well save your time and masterbate with a sequin glove while breathing in the aromas of the local raw sewage dump.
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Male 2,737
No comment.
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Male 9,764
den3jlb

Gritty? Get that girl to a hospital!
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Male 364
I`ve never understood the obsession. I`ve tried it a couple of times. Once out of curiosity, the next to confirm how unpleasant it is. Too gritty.

Why have sandpaper when you can have silk?
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Male 9,764
They are like poets. No wonder their lyrics are so moving.
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Male 2,172
Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?
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Female 1,441
My favorite answer was "That sh*t is not good for the soul"
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Female 22
It`s very simple, if a man asks me for anal I pull on my strap on and give it to him.
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Male 39,916

Any IABers care to answer that question?
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Male 1,008
i feel sad now
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Male 20,911
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