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Date: 06/08/12 09:41 AM

51 Responses to How Do You Choose Your Anal Sex Partner? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:42 am
    Link: How Do You Choose Your Anal Sex Partner? - This question was asked to several hip-hop artists... Here are their answers.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:49 am
    i feel sad now
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Any IABers care to answer that question?
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    kitkate88 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:58 am
    It`s very simple, if a man asks me for anal I pull on my strap on and give it to him.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 9:59 am
    My favorite answer was "That sh*t is not good for the soul"
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    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:00 am
    Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6205 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:00 am
    They are like poets. No wonder their lyrics are so moving.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:01 am
    I`ve never understood the obsession. I`ve tried it a couple of times. Once out of curiosity, the next to confirm how unpleasant it is. Too gritty.

    Why have sandpaper when you can have silk?
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6205 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:06 am
    den3jlb

    Gritty? Get that girl to a hospital!
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:11 am
    No comment.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:14 am
    It`s quite normal. Whilst in the world of porn all women have enemas (and no shavers rash), in the real world you might as well save your time and masterbate with a sequin glove while breathing in the aromas of the local raw sewage dump.
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    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:15 am
    what does "making the brown eye blue" mean?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:20 am
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    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:28 am
    I don`t get the obsession some guys have with anal. I personally have no interest in it.
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    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:30 am
    I never liked it . . . the vag has grippers man anal is too loose
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:39 am
    Anal sex is drating disgusting, what is the appeal of rectal bleeding, poo and tissue damage?
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:39 am
    One of my favorite quotes:

    The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, & picnics.
    -Christopher Hitchens
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:41 am
    LOL @HolyGod "They are like poets. No wonder their lyrics are so moving."

    Anyone know what magazine this is from? Maybe I`ll get my dad a subscription for Father`s Day.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:45 am
    Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?
    The professionals do, but I have a few friends that do this sometime, and all they do is just not eat for the whole day. Spontaneous anal sex is dangerous.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:51 am
    "Those people do know that the receiving party needs an enema before you actually penetrate inside that tunel... right?"

    My, my how picky you are. Do you scrub your penis before any BJs? Only fair. An enema would kind of break the mood, don`t you think? Guess tossing my salad is out of the question, too?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:18 am
    Can they speak English? Or jut Retard?
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:19 am
    who really gives a drat? seriously if you care you need to be droped in the middle of the woods wit nothing but the clothes on your back.. if you make it out you will have a much better appreciation for life.. hey I-A-B if i wanted to read some douche bag magazine from 7-11 i would drill out my frontal lobes and go buy one
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:28 am
    @Groogle: The "fudge" in "fudgepacking" ain`t really fudge, y`know?
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    cbax819 Female 40-49
    21 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:45 am
    Wow...the comments on here are funnier than the post. Right time, right place, right man...it can be amazing. Not something I`d want on a regular basis...but SPONTANEOUS, when the mood is right, it can be awesome! Jus` sayin...
    Spontaneous is dangerous...LMAO too funny...

    LMAO @Lauriloo sounds like somebody ain`t done their research doesn`t it? Break the mood indeed!(and doubt he knows what tossin ya salad even means LOL :P)
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    geckohead Female 50-59
    591 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    And here I was thinking they ALL did it. I`m pleased to know they have limits.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    Thae fact that anyone f**ks Lil Wayne speaks volumes about how screwed humankind is!!
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha!
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    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:24 pm
    "Anal sex is drating disgusting, what is the appeal of rectal bleeding, poo and tissue damage?"

    You`re doing it wrong....
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    "My, my how picky you are. Do you scrub your penis before any BJs? Only fair. An enema would kind of break the mood, don`t you think? Guess tossing my salad is out of the question, too?"

    Seriously Lauriloo? So you just poo all over a guys dick? Clean that poo dick with your mouth then and see if you`d rather use an enema before sex.
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    254 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    Why is the pull-out quote censored, but not the body copy in the article?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:44 pm
    LiL Wayne is awesome!! Hahaha!

    You`re taste in music sure isn`t.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    Yes the voice of a generation here......

    Wow what a handsome devil! Really though WTF his teef make him look like he just sucked off robo-cop!!
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    @swoop408- People don`t constantly have a load of poop right up to the end of the chute. The guys I`ve done it with were also wearing condoms so they never got poo on their dicks. I practice safe sex, how about you?? I`ve also used a vibrator on myself that had multiple bumps on it and it barely had any poo on it when I pulled it back out. You guys think it`s nothing to put something in my mouth that TWO gross, bad-tasting fluids come out of but heaven forbid you put your dick in something that might put a thin film of poo on it that you can immediately wash off or just take the condom off and throw away. You have a lot to learn, kid!
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    @lauriloo,
    Poop is unsanitary. Semen and pee is not. Also, you`re disgusting.
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    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:26 pm
    @lauriloo your my kinda girl!!people need to not rule out backdoor lovin, you just gota do it right and it is so much fun and mindblowing

    drat using condoms, nothing like cleaning up an anal creampie
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    LOL

    I thought that one said Joe Bidden
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    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    With proper care, there`s nothing wrong with anal.

    While I don`t agree with Lauriloo about the amount of care that should be taken before anal sex, she does make a valid point that those receiving oral should take care to be more hygienic as well. It is only fair. However...if I keep thinking about all this bodily excrement, I`m going to be put off sex for a year...
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    The grammar is pathetic. shame on dem.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    I`m sorry, you are trying to make a comparison between fecal matter and semen and piss? For starters, aside from someone with an infection piss is sterile and other than the tiny amount of bacteria it picks up at the exit of the urethra it is not remotely as nasty as poo. Semen also is very clean in terms of bacteria etc. unless they have a virus or infection which will be in their poo as well. Poo on the other hand is teeming with all sorts of nasties and is essentially in a state of decomposition. I won`t bash on people who want to experiment with themselves or willing partners but please don`t insult peoples intelligence by condescending others with bullpoo like `You have a lot to learn, kid!` when you clearly don`t know your ass from a hole in the ground.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:38 pm
    Also, just because you think semen tastes bad that holds no relevance to sanitary comparison.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    I agree. WTF is the appeal to anal sex. Also, I most of these people should be dead. Lil Wayne especially. What a c*nt
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    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:48 pm
    LOL`n at NORE`s quote.
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    XbigXmommaX Female 18-29
    474 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    "That poo is not good for the soul." lmfao!!
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:11 am
    8Bit, I thought you were a champion of homosexuality. Now you`re telling me there`s a form of Human intercourse that doesn`t appeal to you? What a concept. I think we should have parades which celebrate this form of intimate contact in your neighborhood, to teach you to accept the heterosexual-anal lifestyle.
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    brownsugar3 Male 18-29
    306 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:44 am
    how old is this? Proof has been dead for like 3-5 years I think!
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1177 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 2:15 am
    Extremely proud that I only recognized one or two names on that list. On another note, this reminded of the song "Critter" by Steel Panther. I`d try to link it, but I`m old and my skills at such things is very lacking.
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 6:28 am
    I thought it said Joe Bidden for a second haha
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    CDarling Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 8:55 am
    I guess I`m glad to know that many rappers seem to dislike anal?
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    @Tobunshi and PinkRhoid- I`m glad you enjoy the taste of piss and semen. It`s just not my cup of tea. And Tobunshi, I`m disgusting? Why, because I enjoy more than missionary? I feel bad for your bored partners, if you even have any.

    It`s funny that the youngsters are grossed out and the older people are all Yay! Just shows that experience makes all the difference.
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    myssiing Female 18-29
    53 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 10:00 pm
    @brownsugar3

    It says 2004 in the top left.
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    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 7:55 am
    I like how you can tell who`s homophobic in this bunch, along the lines of "hey, you`re with a woman, do you stick it in her pooper if she allows, yes/no?"

    "NO, NEVER, NOW NEXT QUESTION"

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