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Date: 06/14/12 12:06 PM

19 Responses to How Christians Flirt [Pic]

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    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    Link: How Christians Flirt - Smooth, churchy.
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    HolyGod Male 30-39
    6183 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:52 pm
    Thank god I was saved. Saved from brainwashing and indoctrination as a developing juvenile by being born to rational adults without imaginary friends.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    June 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm

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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:58 pm
    Saved from what? DUN DUN DUN...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    "no, now gtfo"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    That`s not the worst opening line I`ve ever heard.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    That joke is as old as Christianity itself! We used a variation of it when I was in boarding school in 80 & 81!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:32 pm
    No and you won`t be either if you don`t go away.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Well, as an opener, it beats "I love you, but not as much as Jesus loves us". But not by much.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    ...booooo!
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    NOT_A_BEAR Male 18-29
    62 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 3:54 pm
    I like the polar bear line;

    "Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
    "No"
    "Neither do I, but it`s enough to break the ice"
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    People call me Angel, but you can call me Tonight!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:39 pm
    "Yes! Let`s pray together: clasp your hands and close your eyes for about three minutes..."
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    "Did it hurt?"
    "What?"
    "When you fell from heaven?"
    "Are you implying that I am Lucifer?"
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    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    MacGuffin.

    Those legs of yours.

    Jesus.

    *fans self*
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    Thelonious!!! XD
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    695 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    i`m a sucker for the "Blow and Convert" technique
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    July 3, 2012 at 12:24 am
    yes, but my backup was corrupted

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