How Christians Flirt [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 4 years ago Funny

Smooth, churchy.
There are 19 comments:
Male 3,231
yes, but my backup was corrupted
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Male 696
i`m a sucker for the "Blow and Convert" technique
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Male 5,608
Thelonious!!! XD
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Female 956
MacGuffin.

Those legs of yours.

Jesus.

*fans self*
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Male 3,310
"Did it hurt?"
"What?"
"When you fell from heaven?"
"Are you implying that I am Lucifer?"
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Female 6,381
"Yes! Let`s pray together: clasp your hands and close your eyes for about three minutes..."
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Male 15,510
People call me Angel, but you can call me Tonight!
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Male 62
I like the polar bear line;

"Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No"
"Neither do I, but it`s enough to break the ice"
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Male 5,413
...booooo!
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Female 2,602
Well, as an opener, it beats "I love you, but not as much as Jesus loves us". But not by much.
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Male 11,740
No and you won`t be either if you don`t go away.
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Male 36,469
That joke is as old as Christianity itself! We used a variation of it when I was in boarding school in 80 & 81!
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Male 37,888

That`s not the worst opening line I`ve ever heard.
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Male 6,737
"no, now gtfo"
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Male 2,841
Saved from what? DUN DUN DUN...
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Male 3,909

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Male 5,811

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Male 7,915
Thank god I was saved. Saved from brainwashing and indoctrination as a developing juvenile by being born to rational adults without imaginary friends.
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Male 1,620
Link: How Christians Flirt [Pic] [Rate Link] - Smooth, churchy.
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