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Date: 06/05/12 01:31 PM

29 Responses to Hi, I`m A Uterus [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:23 pm
    Link: Hi, I`m A Uterus - Girls will be the only ones who understand this cruel reality.
  2. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    Hah! Women.
  3. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    I think a baby should have come out. There you go, life ruined.
  4. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:46 pm
    It looks like the head of the Cyberdemon from Doom.

  5. Profile photo of muffalletta
    muffalletta Male 18-29
    543 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    woohoo!! its blow job week!!
  6. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    HOW MAKE BABBY
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Murder scene time.
  8. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    So true, and it looks exactly like that as well. :-(
  9. Profile photo of nuharoo
    nuharoo Female 30-39
    23 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    yep, ccma 19 has it right. baby coming out would be much worse
  10. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:29 pm
    D:
  11. Profile photo of sjaakwortel
    sjaakwortel Male 18-29
    358 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:46 pm
    *an uterus
  12. Profile photo of kitkate88
    kitkate88 Female 18-29
    22 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:12 pm
    @sjaakwortel `an uterus` Really? Just say that out loud and hear how ridiculous it sounds.

    A vs An: The grammatical rule has to do with the pronunciation of the word and not the spelling, as many people wrongly assume. You should say, therefore, “an hour” (because hour begins with a vowel sound) and “a history” (because history begins with a consonant sound). Similarly you should say “a union” even if union begins with a “u.” That is because the pronunciation begins with “yu”, which is a consonant sound.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3279 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he`s never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he`s a virgin who cannot get any consensually).
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    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    @sjaakwortel: STFU!
  15. Profile photo of daddysedohoh
    daddysedohoh Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    So true and so cruel and people look at me weird when I say the uterus is the ass hole of body parts
  16. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:48 pm
    "Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he`s never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he`s a virgin who cannot get any consensually)."

    The only people I can think of that have `had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus` are gynocologists. You`ve dealt with (touched, seen, etc) a uterus???
  17. Profile photo of Nova666
    Nova666 Female 18-29
    136 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    T-T
  18. Profile photo of Moriachik
    Moriachik Female 18-29
    50 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    @DuckBoy
    As far as I know, getting some has almost nothing to do with the Uterus... If it does for you then I feel really sorry for your girlfriend!
  19. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 6:04 pm
    See, the uterus says "just kidding" about ruining your life when Aunt Rose finally arrives for her monthly visit, because then you know you`re NOT PREGNANT and your life is not ruined yet.
  20. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 6:05 pm
    the uterus is the ass hole of body parts

    I`d say the ass hole is the ass hole of body parts, wouldn`t you?
  21. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 9:41 pm
    Married men can relate to this too....
  22. Profile photo of darkly_jewls
    darkly_jewls Female 18-29
    8 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:46 am
    I`ve been saying for years my uterus is a homicidal maniac trying to kill me and gives me the urge to kill everyone around me. Its kinda a lose lose situation. Not Breeding= big bloody painful mess. Breeding=big bloody painful mess that ends in crying and diaper changing and no sleep and ....etc. followed by the unending cycle of bloody pain until you go crazy from menopause. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.....NONE.
  23. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:01 am
    The strange thing is, I cant get enough of that terrible monster... wtf is wrong with me?!
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:57 am
    Diablo?
  25. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 4:42 am
    Pretty accurate
  26. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 7:20 am
    ...yup, thats about right.
  27. Profile photo of pumba62
    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 8:29 am
    Well that`s what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!!
  28. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:41 am
    i know that feel, sis.
  29. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 10:33 pm
    Well that`s what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!!


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