Hi, I`m A Uterus [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny

Girls will be the only ones who understand this cruel reality.
There are 29 comments:
Male 625
[quote]Well that`s what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!![/quote]


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Female 471
i know that feel, sis.
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Male 1,016
Well that`s what you get for picking the apple and tempting us men with it !!!
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Female 426
...yup, thats about right.
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Female 836
Pretty accurate
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Male 700
Diablo?
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Male 2,424
The strange thing is, I cant get enough of that terrible monster... wtf is wrong with me?!
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Female 8
I`ve been saying for years my uterus is a homicidal maniac trying to kill me and gives me the urge to kill everyone around me. Its kinda a lose lose situation. Not Breeding= big bloody painful mess. Breeding=big bloody painful mess that ends in crying and diaper changing and no sleep and ....etc. followed by the unending cycle of bloody pain until you go crazy from menopause. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.....NONE.
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Male 1,810
Married men can relate to this too....
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Male 3,842
[quote]the uterus is the ass hole of body parts[/quote]

I`d say the ass hole is the ass hole of body parts, wouldn`t you?
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Male 3,842
See, the uterus says "just kidding" about ruining your life when Aunt Rose finally arrives for her monthly visit, because then you know you`re NOT PREGNANT and your life is not ruined yet.
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Female 50
@DuckBoy
As far as I know, getting some has almost nothing to do with the Uterus... If it does for you then I feel really sorry for your girlfriend!
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Female 136
T-T
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Male 1,073
"Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he`s never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he`s a virgin who cannot get any consensually)."

The only people I can think of that have `had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus` are gynocologists. You`ve dealt with (touched, seen, etc) a uterus???
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Female 43
So true and so cruel and people look at me weird when I say the uterus is the ass hole of body parts
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Male 297
@sjaakwortel: STFU!
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Male 3,648
Either sjaakwortel is trolling or he`s never had the pleasure of dealing with a uterus (ie he`s a virgin who cannot get any consensually).
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Female 22
@sjaakwortel `an uterus` Really? Just say that out loud and hear how ridiculous it sounds.

A vs An: The grammatical rule has to do with the pronunciation of the word and not the spelling, as many people wrongly assume. You should say, therefore, “an hour” (because hour begins with a vowel sound) and “a history” (because history begins with a consonant sound). Similarly you should say “a union” even if union begins with a “u.” That is because the pronunciation begins with “yu”, which is a consonant sound.
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Male 358
*an uterus
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Female 1,743
D:
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Female 23
yep, ccma 19 has it right. baby coming out would be much worse
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Female 3,726
So true, and it looks exactly like that as well. :-(
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Male 1,754
Murder scene time.
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Male 3,894
HOW MAKE BABBY
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Male 543
woohoo!! its blow job week!!
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Male 5,413
It looks like the head of the Cyberdemon from Doom.

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Female 311
I think a baby should have come out. There you go, life ruined.
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Male 6,737
Hah! Women.
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Female 1,605
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