Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

Duly noted, Red Cross. Duly noted, indeed.
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Male 329
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Male 117
Still, i have to agree with Fleaman.
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Male 117
Damn good peice of advice right there.
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Male 718
for ANY reason? nope. afraid i cannot comply.
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Male 5,874
It is sometimes necessary to put one`s finger in the dyke
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Male 700
Dam guess I will be canceling that red cross CPR training
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Male 2,606
meh. that is good advice
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Male 2,516
not even if she`s horny?
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Male 2,345
But I was just trying to reach up through there to massage her heart like I saw on grey`s anatomy!
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Male 5,413
I can feel her pulse in side her vagina. Better give it mouth to mouth.
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Male 2,619
So we`re posting unhilarious Facebook status updates now?
Check my Facebook profile out, it`s full of them.
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Male 38,511

But what if I need to carry her?

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Male 224
But I`ve checked for a pulse everywhere else...
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Male 186
Yeah, but what if there`s a secret "revive" button somewhere up there?
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Male 3,612
but its for her own good
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Male 1,754
Shocking!
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Male 3,894
"She`s losing consciousness fast--I can`t seem to get her airways clear. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY FINGER HER!!"
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Male 6,737
[email protected]

"Are you sure this is an approved CPR method?"
"Oh definitely! I`ve been trained!"
"But I`m unclear how your penis in this womans vagina is going to help matters. Never mind your finger up her arse."
"Keepin` the holes clear, pal. Keepin` the holes clear."
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Female 846
I definitely remember giggling about that when I had to get CPR/First Aid certified for a job I used to have. It`s in the instructions on how to deliver a baby.
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Male 1,558
Remember - all passages must be clear!!
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Male 20,196
Link: Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic] [Rate Link] - Duly noted, Red Cross. Duly noted, indeed.
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