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Date: 06/05/12 03:21 PM

21 Responses to Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    Link: Helpful Red Cross First Aid Suggestions - Duly noted, Red Cross. Duly noted, indeed.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:25 pm
    Remember - all passages must be clear!!
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    I definitely remember giggling about that when I had to get CPR/First Aid certified for a job I used to have. It`s in the instructions on how to deliver a baby.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm
    lol@soundman655

    "Are you sure this is an approved CPR method?"
    "Oh definitely! I`ve been trained!"
    "But I`m unclear how your penis in this womans vagina is going to help matters. Never mind your finger up her arse."
    "Keepin` the holes clear, pal. Keepin` the holes clear."
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    "She`s losing consciousness fast--I can`t seem to get her airways clear. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEBODY FINGER HER!!"
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:49 pm
    Shocking!
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3286 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    but its for her own good
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    ChrisP12 Male 40-49
    186 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    Yeah, but what if there`s a secret "revive" button somewhere up there?
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    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:25 pm
    But I`ve checked for a pulse everywhere else...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    But what if I need to carry her?

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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    So we`re posting unhilarious Facebook status updates now?
    Check my Facebook profile out, it`s full of them.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 5:50 pm
    I can feel her pulse in side her vagina. Better give it mouth to mouth.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 6:43 pm
    But I was just trying to reach up through there to massage her heart like I saw on grey`s anatomy!
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 7:48 pm
    not even if she`s horny?
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2349 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 8:03 pm
    meh. that is good advice
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:41 am
    Dam guess I will be canceling that red cross CPR training
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:53 am
    It is sometimes necessary to put one`s finger in the dyke
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 5:45 am
    for ANY reason? nope. afraid i cannot comply.
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    Hisky Male 18-29
    117 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 6:06 am
    Damn good peice of advice right there.
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    Hisky Male 18-29
    117 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 6:22 am
    Still, i have to agree with Fleaman.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    326 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Certified CPR

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