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Date: 06/30/12 05:15 PM

14 Responses to Helpful Advice About Scorpions [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:10 am
    Link: Helpful Advice About Scorpions - Remember, if you`re stung and die always be sure somebody else can cover your shift.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    Well, the punchline at the end makes it sort-of funny.

    WHY is Sam Angus (they left one uncovered!) So darn afraid to kill a scorpion? Must be "Samantha"...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Sting it with its own tail maybe?

    Scorpions have an odd weakness to their own poison.
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    zeebeedee Male 50-59
    614 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:18 pm
    This guy talks to himself a lot.
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    lordfoobar Male 30-39
    79 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:34 pm
    Anonymous fail. Sam Angus.
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    r66tramp Male 40-49
    674 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:42 pm
    Don`t scorpions make love at first sting?
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    5Cats... really, now.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    oh that sam angus
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    Am I the only one that thought he was playing Mortal Kombat?
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 10:13 pm
    if you`re going to black out someone`s name, do all of them


    me too 2L84ME
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    BigReggie Male 40-49
    3 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:26 pm
    @zeebeedee he`s talking to the scorpion, obv.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33126 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    @BigReggie: I don`t think the scorpion has FaceBook...

    Welcome to IAB!

    @Atrayu4u: Yes really! Unless it`s a scorpiophobic guy...
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 1:20 am
    That`s a big long winded. It got less funny quickly.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 1, 2012 at 5:22 am
    Are we to assume he`s been stung and paralysed? Because his typing is impeccable for a man with no motor skills.

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