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Date: 06/18/12 05:08 PM

29 Responses to First You Assemble The Ducks… [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of hole_rocks89
    hole_rocks89 Female 13-17
    353 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:09 pm
    Link: First You Assemble The Ducks... - Then you train the ducks. Then you amass the power.
  2. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    Then you get bird flu and your family dies.
  3. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:27 pm
    First you get the ducks, then you get the power, then you get the women.

    fixed.
  4. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:28 pm
    They`re only carrying those big poles so that when one of them swings round precariously, swishing it at passers by, the other one can shout: "Duck! Duck! - I warned you! Told you twice!!".
  5. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    duck duck duck duck...no goose :(
  6. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    Then you run over the ducks and flip off the idiots who have them in the road.
  7. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 5:47 pm
    I would say it`s Photoshopped.. but I can`t tell. What`s on the pole, anyway.. a dead duck? :(
  8. Profile photo of OddNumber
    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 6:12 pm
    Ducks, ducks everywhere
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    I feel sorry for anyone who has to clean after
  10. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 6:22 pm

    Off to the slaughterhouse
  11. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    The only power those ducks will have is the power to fill someones belly.
  12. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 6:53 pm
    And with a thunderous roar:

    "AFLAC!!!!"
  13. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 7:15 pm
    lol @ squrlz, and I`m ashamed to admit that.
  14. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3292 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    I... I am home!
  15. Profile photo of Epkon
    Epkon Male 30-39
    32 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 8:29 pm
    Ummm Dinner!
  16. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    That`s quackers!
  17. Profile photo of Ston
    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 9:24 pm
    Someone goofed with the cloning tool. Right to the right of center at the bottom, there`s badly spliced duck head.
  18. Profile photo of Agent0024blo
    Agent0024blo Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    And that`s how babies are made.
  19. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 11:36 pm
    @Ston - yep, well spotted
  20. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 18, 2012 at 11:54 pm
    Shoop.
  21. Profile photo of klaxor
    klaxor Male 18-29
    646 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:18 am
    quack
  22. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2383 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:29 am
    A herd of greasy goodness!
  23. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 1:57 am
    holy quack!
  24. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 2:18 am
    Suddenly, duckface everywhere....
  25. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 2:23 am
    Oh look, Kappa Kappa Gamma must be doing a march for charity!
  26. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 2:51 am
    America, Duck yeah!
  27. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 6:49 am
    i can only imagine the amount of poop left behind....
  28. Profile photo of Willowwatch
    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 11:19 am
    must be Peking--looks delicious
  29. Profile photo of i-am-evil
    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    @drawman61 That`s not anywhere near America. *Derp*

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