Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home [Pic]

Submitted by: orange_panty 5 years ago in Funny

There"s a difference... a BIG difference.
There are 11 comments:
Female 324
pfft, at my job, it`s more like *prrfft* (it`s a smelly one) *start checking all the kids nappies because you can DEFINITELY smell something. When nothing found, claim one of the kids farted. Works every time ;-)
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Male 3,631
sourkraut, do you smell your own farts at home?
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Male 369
And now for the male version:

At work-
*prrfft*
"Hey man, come look at this really interesting thing on the wall over here"

At home-
*prrfft*
*pulls the quilt over his head*
Smirk, repeat...
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Male 5,626
I have threatened people for this and indoor smoking: "If you do that again, I will bring in six fat, hairy guys in thongs with B.O. and pay them to stand next to you all day... For a week."
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Male 2,436
Only if you`re a woman...
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Male 1,625
I`m pretty sure it more like

fart in public: wow, that was rank, I better leave the area before someone realizes I did that

fart at home: yeah, you never really fart when you`re by yourself...
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Male 39,882

Dutch Oven FTW!!
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Male 329
Some places I`ve worked at it`s been the other way around...
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Male 6,737
Pretty accurate.

HalfPintRoo is on the ball too.
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Female 2,761
No no no no, you got it all wrong.

It`s not *usually* the sound you worry about, it`s the smell...

At work it should be "please don`t smell please don`t smell please don`t smell..."

and at home it`s "wow, what did I eat?"
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Female 596
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