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Date: 06/20/12 09:45 AM

11 Responses to Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home [Pic]

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    orange_panty Female 18-29
    596 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 7:43 am
    Link: Farts At Work Vs. Farts At Home - There`s a difference... a BIG difference.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:01 am
    No no no no, you got it all wrong.

    It`s not *usually* the sound you worry about, it`s the smell...

    At work it should be "please don`t smell please don`t smell please don`t smell..."

    and at home it`s "wow, what did I eat?"
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 10:51 am
    Pretty accurate.

    HalfPintRoo is on the ball too.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    329 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    Some places I`ve worked at it`s been the other way around...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 1:31 pm

    Dutch Oven FTW!!
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    I`m pretty sure it more like

    fart in public: wow, that was rank, I better leave the area before someone realizes I did that

    fart at home: yeah, you never really fart when you`re by yourself...
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    Only if you`re a woman...
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 3:08 pm
    I have threatened people for this and indoor smoking: "If you do that again, I will bring in six fat, hairy guys in thongs with B.O. and pay them to stand next to you all day... For a week."
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    359 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 7:11 pm
    And now for the male version:

    At work-
    "Hey man, come look at this really interesting thing on the wall over here"

    At home-
    *pulls the quilt over his head*
    Smirk, repeat...
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 11:55 pm
    sourkraut, do you smell your own farts at home?
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    tika12001 Female 18-29
    324 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 3:58 am
    pfft, at my job, it`s more like *prrfft* (it`s a smelly one) *start checking all the kids nappies because you can DEFINITELY smell something. When nothing found, claim one of the kids farted. Works every time ;-)

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