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Date: 06/05/12 12:04 PM

80 Responses to F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 11:33 am
    Link: F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma - It`s Jessica Beil, Kate Beckinsale, Emma Watson at an MTV awards show this past Sunday. Who do you f*ck, marry and kill?
  2. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm
    f*ck: none
    marry: none
    kill:
    Emma Watson
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    free_hugs Female 18-29
    20 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    F - Kate
    Marry - Emma
    Kill - Jessica
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    wtf? what kind of post is that?
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    F*ck, marry, kill. These are the classifications we should group women into. drat the world...
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    I`ve no idea who Jessica Beil is, and I can`t think of Emma Watson as anything other than a cute twelve-year-old. But I think Kate Beckinsale is about the most beautiful woman there is - she looks lovely.
  7. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    F, M or kill!? This is a new and violant take on an old game I knew! (Snog, marry or avoid)

    On topic:

    Marry: Beckinsale
    To the naked dance with: Watson
    Avoid: Beil.
  8. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Let`s see--
    Marry Emma, because she`s close to my age and the only one of the three currently unmarried.

    Kill Jessica, purely for 7th Heaven.

    F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I`d want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.
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    FrankieF Male 18-29
    62 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    Starts off like alot of my dreams , except a lot more clothes are involved in this one hmmm
  10. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    Oh, and said director was married at the time.

    Yeah, definitely not marrying her.
  11. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:20 pm
    Couldn`t I have sex with the richest one, marry her and then kill her? With the resulting money from the will I could buy one of the others.
  12. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:21 pm
    F = Kate Beckinsale
    M = Emma Watson
    K = Jessica Beil
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    xigris Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    Ppsh... Kate, Emma, Jessica
  14. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    F = Kate
    M = Emma
    K = Jessica
    ... obviously.
  15. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    WHY CANT I JUST F THEM ALL
  16. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:28 pm
    @Buiadh Yes, I use to play a similar game as well. It was called give "Whose taste buds would you remove, who would you give your power of attorney to, and who would be given a vasectomy by."
  17. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I`d want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.

    Yeah, that`s one version of the story. In another version, she had a child with a guy, spent eight years waiting for that guy to propose, got that guy a job on a film she was starring in so that they could spend more time together, but he still didn`t propose, and so she ended up dumping him and marrying the director that had been good enough to give her old boyfriend a job instead. Not sure how dumping a deadbeat that had his chance and marrying someone more keen to be with you constitutes a "trashy personal life", but each to their own.
  18. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    Kill the one in the middle. She looks like a stuck up biotch.
  19. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    @MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy.
  20. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:38 pm
    ...and if she wanted to get married so bad, why didn`t she propose? Sexual equality and whatnot.
  21. Profile photo of bacon_pie
    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:39 pm
    I would F`N marry anyone who killed them.
  22. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    What the hell kind of caption is this? This post is just stupid.
  23. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    @Kain1

    Exactly the same here
  24. Profile photo of sweetrebelnc
    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    F*ck kate, kill jessica, marry emma.
  25. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    Is F, Marry, Kill supposed to be a to do list for each one? Because if so I`ll need to get busy.

    Seriously though, can`t I just have sex with all three and not marry or kill any of them? I`m not a violent guy and the more attractive women in the world the brighter and more interesting it is. I`m also far too young to be limiting my prospects.

    On an actually serious serious note, how the f**k does someone get married or move out at 18? I just turned 21 and I still hardly consider myself an adult. How long could you possibly have known a sig. other to get married at 18? Like, a couple years? I guess if two people really, REALLY hit it off, but at 18 you aren`t even fully done developing yet. One has only experienced ~20% of life and met only a fraction of the people they will, and yet are making a commitment that`s supposed to last for the other 80% of it. That`s crazy, on many levels.
  26. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:55 pm
    @MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy.

    Been dumped, eh DrP? ;)
  27. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    drat Emma, marry Kate, kill Jessica.
  28. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    I wouldn`t mind the shag with all of them. I don`t agree with marriage so I wouldn`t care. I wouldn`t kill any of them either. What kind of bloody retarded question is that?
    All 3 of them are pretty awesome
  29. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    "@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy."

    Two things: Who cares?! If I had Kate`s ass in my face every night I`d be doing everything I could to keep it!

    Wait...just one thing.
  30. Profile photo of I-Am-Goatse
    I-Am-Goatse Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    F:Kate
    M:Jessica
    K:Emma

    I find the obsession over Emma Watson disturbing. Considering she was NINE when the first harry potter movie was casted.
  31. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    "or move out at 18? "
    ___

    I moved out at 17, had 2 jobs, went to school full time and supported myself. It`s called growing up, stop mooching off your parent(s) and be an adult. Some parents like to baby their children and I guess that`s okay but...to me it`s just laziness. Furthermore, I would never get married that young, that`s just stupid. My husband and I met when I was 19, we were engaged for almost 8 years before I decided to marry him. If it`s meant to be, you`ll still be together. If not, well, good riddance.
  32. Profile photo of Penguinato23
    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:08 pm
    Oh right, and to the actual question now that I`m done ranting about something almost completely unrelated;

    Kate (and I`d do so like a f**king animal until every last available reserve of energy and fluid in my body was exhausted), Emma, Jessica, respectively. That`s a pretty easy question.
  33. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    I sure have, but that`s only partially irrelevant. Is it okay to hit on married men (or for married men to hit on you) overseas?
  34. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    @IAG--yeah, everybody was nine once. They tend to grow out of it.
  35. Profile photo of Zombiesaysgr
    Zombiesaysgr Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Marry: Emma
    drat: Jessica
    Kill: Kate (she`s overrated)
  36. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    F, Marry, Kill on IAB? With a random picture from MTV awards? WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME I-A-B? WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?????????
  37. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    @LiK - I moved out at 16.

    BOOYAH!
  38. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:34 pm
    Also @LiK - You didn`t answer the thread question!
  39. Profile photo of TechMistress
    TechMistress Female 40-49
    61 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    That is one of the most offensive captions I`ve ever seen. I`m sure you didn`t come up with it, but it`s horrible! What kind of way is that to talk about human beings? F`ing young people.
  40. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Stupidest caption ever! Epic Fail!
  41. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    @TechMistress It`s a hypothetical scenario to show one`s method of thinking and prioritising. It can`t be *that* hard to see that it`s not inciting people to sex/murder/betrothe these three. F`ing old people.
  42. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Burn them all.
  43. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    @FredSpud... it`s not offensive, it`s just drating retarded.
  44. Profile photo of faaaaq
    faaaaq Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    TM, "FMK" is one of those hypothetical games you play with friends, like the "would you rather _________ or ________" with both options horribly depraved. all fun and games till a dried up bitch like you walks in the room
  45. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    @HedKwab Merely replying to TechMistress who thought it WAS offensive. I don`t see it as offensive, however, I don`t see it as retarded either. If people justify their choices, it`s quite interesting seeing their (lack of?) logical processes.
  46. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 1:59 pm
    Buiadh
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    5322 Posts Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:34:16 PM
    Also @LiK - You didn`t answer the thread question!
    ___

    Kate = KILL
    Jessica = KILL
    Emma = KILL

    Happy?
  47. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:09 pm
    @faaaaq Tsk tsk. I was only twisting TM`s words. There`s no need for an unpleasant attack on her. Different people have different standards, and as long as there`s nothing evil about them, then live and let live.
  48. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:11 pm
    @LiK - Well now you`re just being contrary!
  49. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    from left to right kill, marry, drat
  50. Profile photo of vpoftheforum
    vpoftheforum Male 30-39
    20 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    F= Kate
    M= Jessica
    K= Emma
  51. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm
    Why is there no, "be completely indifferent to them all" option?
  52. Profile photo of Steve0x757
    Steve0x757 Male 18-29
    104 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    MY BRAIN HURTS. Hardest decision of my life.
  53. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    this site just skeeves me out sometimes.
  54. Profile photo of swoop408
    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    LoL at TechMistress! It`s really not offensive at all. I`m assuming you bruise men`s ball sacks with those heels. Am I right, mistress?
  55. Profile photo of NOCASH
    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    Love em and leave em.
  56. Profile photo of tyger9575
    tyger9575 Male 30-39
    297 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:31 pm
    F all of them, marry none of them, and kill you fore asking such a f ucking stupid, inane question. Dumbass!
  57. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 3:53 pm
    I`d marry Emma, drat Kate and kill Jessica, because she pisses me off, for some inexplicable reason, even though she looks the hottest in this picture :O
  58. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:07 pm
    I`d drat emma watson. Kill jessica, because that ass is too fine for me. and mary kate. I would tap that sexy b!+ch 3 times for breakfast, 2 times for brunch 5 times between lunch and dinner and 7 times for dessert. Then do it all over again the next fracking day
  59. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

    Ed Gein? The maitre `d at Canal Bar?

    No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the `50s.

    So what did he say?

    "When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

    And what did the other part think?

    "What her head would look like on a stick... "
  60. Profile photo of TechMistress
    TechMistress Female 40-49
    61 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    @FredSpudman
    No, I don`t believe the comment incites anything. It`s the fact that these days people can so casually use words such as that - especially - for a thinking game. We, as a people, are so numb to these things. What`s wrong with "marry, have sex with and ignore - instead of the insinuated violence of the other two?
  61. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 6:07 pm
    F* Jessica Biel, just to say I did it.
    Marry Kate Beckinsale. She`ll hold up better with age.
    Kill Emma Watson. Not even in the same league as the other hotties. Maybe it`s because I`m not a Harry Potter fan, but I think she is Hollywood average looking (which is way hotter than normal person average looking but still she`s no Jessica Biel)
  62. Profile photo of mon360
    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    drat them all
  63. Profile photo of Pompadour
    Pompadour Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 8:08 pm
    What on earth type of dress is that one on the left wearing? It has the texture of a paper towel... -_-
  64. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    I don`t see the point in marrying something I can`t F`, so I`m just gonna have to become mormon and marry them all.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    All are beautiful! And as much as I love Emma, she just doesn`t compare to the other two.

    Kill Emma, F Jessica, Marry Kate
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    Mary kate beckinsale, even if her looks go south her voice plus accent will keep me going (plus she is cute)..
    F, Emma, just to see if she *can* do magic with a wand.
    kill jessica, just becuase i had to kill one, and she moves me the least.
  67. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3774 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    who would you kill???
    what kind of person are you, littlemissqt?
  68. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    June 5, 2012 at 11:28 pm
    and the point of this post is?
  69. Profile photo of liberkaos
    liberkaos Male 30-39
    156 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:08 am
    The only answer leaping to my disturbed mind is: One at a time!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2310 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 12:52 am
    F Kate she seems naughty, M Emma she seems sweet, K Jess she seems like a stupid b****.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:04 am
    I drat all of them, marry nobody, and kill myself.
  72. Profile photo of avail9988
    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 2:59 am
    F,F,F then K,K,K
  73. Profile photo of FredSpudman
    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 3:26 am
    @TechMistress If the stakes are more extreme, it encourages a more considered response.
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 4:16 am
    F them all, marry none, kill blue dress designer.
  75. Profile photo of insane_ai
    insane_ai Male 30-39
    738 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 11:40 am
    More like F whichever one will let you. In other words masturbate while looking at their picture.
  76. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6651 posts
    June 6, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    Can`t I just say hello? Maybe a peck on the cheek and a photo?
  77. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 5:02 am
    Call me fussy, I`d F then M Kate Beckinsdale and K the other two.
  78. Profile photo of fuzzysheep
    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 9:27 am
    drat: Jessica Biel - had the hots for her for ages
    Marry: Emma Watson - the same age as me, the others are much older, seems like she has a sense of humour and is a bit more down to earth
    Kill: Kate Beckinsale - by default, though given the chance I`d happily drat her too.
  79. Profile photo of fuzzysheep
    fuzzysheep Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 9:44 am
    And for the statistically minded here is how it`s going so far
    ..............f...... m....... k
    Kate ......10..... 7....... 2
    Emma ....5...... 11...... 3
    Jessica ...4...... 1....... 14

    I imagine the spacing will mess up when I post this but hopefully this is legible

    So, everyone wants to kill Jessica huh? I like her but there you go.
  80. Profile photo of G_Hack
    G_Hack Male 18-29
    57 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:29 pm
    I refuse to answer. Neither of `em says me anything and I don`t want to get charged with murder.

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