F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Quizzes

It"s Jessica Beil, Kate Beckinsale, Emma Watson at an MTV awards show this past Sunday. Who do you f*ck, marry and kill?
There are 79 comments:
Male 60
I refuse to answer. Neither of `em says me anything and I don`t want to get charged with murder.
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Male 187
And for the statistically minded here is how it`s going so far
..............f...... m....... k
Kate ......10..... 7....... 2
Emma ....5...... 11...... 3
Jessica ...4...... 1....... 14

I imagine the spacing will mess up when I post this but hopefully this is legible

So, everyone wants to kill Jessica huh? I like her but there you go.
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Male 187
drat: Jessica Biel - had the hots for her for ages
Marry: Emma Watson - the same age as me, the others are much older, seems like she has a sense of humour and is a bit more down to earth
Kill: Kate Beckinsale - by default, though given the chance I`d happily drat her too.
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Male 2,860
Call me fussy, I`d F then M Kate Beckinsdale and K the other two.
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Male 7,123
Can`t I just say hello? Maybe a peck on the cheek and a photo?
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Male 1,448
More like F whichever one will let you. In other words masturbate while looking at their picture.
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Male 237
F them all, marry none, kill blue dress designer.
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Male 653
@TechMistress If the stakes are more extreme, it encourages a more considered response.
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Male 700
F,F,F then K,K,K
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Male 2,424
I drat all of them, marry nobody, and kill myself.
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Male 156
The only answer leaping to my disturbed mind is: One at a time!
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Female 4,359
and the point of this post is?
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Female 4,086
who would you kill???
what kind of person are you, littlemissqt?
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Male 2,419
Mary kate beckinsale, even if her looks go south her voice plus accent will keep me going (plus she is cute)..
F, Emma, just to see if she *can* do magic with a wand.
kill jessica, just becuase i had to kill one, and she moves me the least.
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Male 2,344
All are beautiful! And as much as I love Emma, she just doesn`t compare to the other two.

Kill Emma, F Jessica, Marry Kate
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Male 1,737
I don`t see the point in marrying something I can`t F`, so I`m just gonna have to become mormon and marry them all.
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Female 23
What on earth type of dress is that one on the left wearing? It has the texture of a paper towel... -_-
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Male 735
drat them all
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Male 3,842
F* Jessica Biel, just to say I did it.
Marry Kate Beckinsale. She`ll hold up better with age.
Kill Emma Watson. Not even in the same league as the other hotties. Maybe it`s because I`m not a Harry Potter fan, but I think she is Hollywood average looking (which is way hotter than normal person average looking but still she`s no Jessica Biel)
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Female 61
@FredSpudman
No, I don`t believe the comment incites anything. It`s the fact that these days people can so casually use words such as that - especially - for a thinking game. We, as a people, are so numb to these things. What`s wrong with "marry, have sex with and ignore - instead of the insinuated violence of the other two?
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Male 2,436
Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

Ed Gein? The maitre `d at Canal Bar?

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, the `50s.

So what did he say?

"When I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants me to take her out, talk to her, be real nice and sweet and treat her right."

And what did the other part think?

"What her head would look like on a stick... "
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Male 1,048
I`d drat emma watson. Kill jessica, because that ass is too fine for me. and mary kate. I would tap that sexy b!+ch 3 times for breakfast, 2 times for brunch 5 times between lunch and dinner and 7 times for dessert. Then do it all over again the next fracking day
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Female 3,696
I`d marry Emma, drat Kate and kill Jessica, because she pisses me off, for some inexplicable reason, even though she looks the hottest in this picture :O
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Male 297
F all of them, marry none of them, and kill you fore asking such a f ucking stupid, inane question. Dumbass!
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Male 423
Love em and leave em.
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Male 1,754
LoL at TechMistress! It`s really not offensive at all. I`m assuming you bruise men`s ball sacks with those heels. Am I right, mistress?
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Male 1,674
this site just skeeves me out sometimes.
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Male 100
MY BRAIN HURTS. Hardest decision of my life.
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Female 1,743
Why is there no, "be completely indifferent to them all" option?
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Male 20
F= Kate
M= Jessica
K= Emma
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Male 256
from left to right kill, marry, drat
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Male 6,737
@LiK - Well now you`re just being contrary!
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Male 653
@faaaaq Tsk tsk. I was only twisting TM`s words. There`s no need for an unpleasant attack on her. Different people have different standards, and as long as there`s nothing evil about them, then live and let live.
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Female 3,727
Buiadh
Male, 18-29, Europe
5322 Posts Tuesday, June 05, 2012 1:34:16 PM
Also @LiK - You didn`t answer the thread question!
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Kate = KILL
Jessica = KILL
Emma = KILL

Happy?
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Male 653
@HedKwab Merely replying to TechMistress who thought it WAS offensive. I don`t see it as offensive, however, I don`t see it as retarded either. If people justify their choices, it`s quite interesting seeing their (lack of?) logical processes.
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Male 694
TM, "FMK" is one of those hypothetical games you play with friends, like the "would you rather _________ or ________" with both options horribly depraved. all fun and games till a dried up bitch like you walks in the room
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Male 340
@FredSpud... it`s not offensive, it`s just drating retarded.
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Male 2,841
Burn them all.
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Male 653
@TechMistress It`s a hypothetical scenario to show one`s method of thinking and prioritising. It can`t be *that* hard to see that it`s not inciting people to sex/murder/betrothe these three. F`ing old people.
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Male 38,418
Stupidest caption ever! Epic Fail!
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Female 61
That is one of the most offensive captions I`ve ever seen. I`m sure you didn`t come up with it, but it`s horrible! What kind of way is that to talk about human beings? F`ing young people.
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Male 6,737
Also @LiK - You didn`t answer the thread question!
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Male 6,737
@LiK - I moved out at 16.

BOOYAH!
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Male 340
F, Marry, Kill on IAB? With a random picture from MTV awards? WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME I-A-B? WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?????????
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Female 3
Marry: Emma
drat: Jessica
Kill: Kate (she`s overrated)
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Male 3,894
@IAG--yeah, everybody was nine once. They tend to grow out of it.
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Male 3,894
I sure have, but that`s only partially irrelevant. Is it okay to hit on married men (or for married men to hit on you) overseas?
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Male 294
Oh right, and to the actual question now that I`m done ranting about something almost completely unrelated;

Kate (and I`d do so like a f**king animal until every last available reserve of energy and fluid in my body was exhausted), Emma, Jessica, respectively. That`s a pretty easy question.
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Female 3,727
"or move out at 18? "
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I moved out at 17, had 2 jobs, went to school full time and supported myself. It`s called growing up, stop mooching off your parent(s) and be an adult. Some parents like to baby their children and I guess that`s okay but...to me it`s just laziness. Furthermore, I would never get married that young, that`s just stupid. My husband and I met when I was 19, we were engaged for almost 8 years before I decided to marry him. If it`s meant to be, you`ll still be together. If not, well, good riddance.
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Male 165
F:Kate
M:Jessica
K:Emma

I find the obsession over Emma Watson disturbing. Considering she was NINE when the first harry potter movie was casted.
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Male 1,754
"@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy."

Two things: Who cares?! If I had Kate`s ass in my face every night I`d be doing everything I could to keep it!

Wait...just one thing.
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Male 5,413
I wouldn`t mind the shag with all of them. I don`t agree with marriage so I wouldn`t care. I wouldn`t kill any of them either. What kind of bloody retarded question is that?
All 3 of them are pretty awesome
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Male 1,754
drat Emma, marry Kate, kill Jessica.
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Female 2,602
[quote]@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy.[/quote]

Been dumped, eh DrP? ;)
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Male 294
Is F, Marry, Kill supposed to be a to do list for each one? Because if so I`ll need to get busy.

Seriously though, can`t I just have sex with all three and not marry or kill any of them? I`m not a violent guy and the more attractive women in the world the brighter and more interesting it is. I`m also far too young to be limiting my prospects.

On an actually serious serious note, how the f**k does someone get married or move out at 18? I just turned 21 and I still hardly consider myself an adult. How long could you possibly have known a sig. other to get married at 18? Like, a couple years? I guess if two people really, REALLY hit it off, but at 18 you aren`t even fully done developing yet. One has only experienced ~20% of life and met only a fraction of the people they will, and yet are making a commitment that`s supposed to last for the other 80% of it. That`s crazy, on many levels.
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Female 846
F*ck kate, kill jessica, marry emma.
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Male 1,582
@Kain1

Exactly the same here
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Female 3,727
What the hell kind of caption is this? This post is just stupid.
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Male 3,061
I would F`N marry anyone who killed them.
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Male 3,894
...and if she wanted to get married so bad, why didn`t she propose? Sexual equality and whatnot.
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Male 3,894
@MacGuffin--The director was already married when they "fell in love". That, m`dear, is trashy.
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Male 138
Kill the one in the middle. She looks like a stuck up biotch.
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Female 2,602
[quote]F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I`d want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.[/quote]

Yeah, that`s one version of the story. In another version, she had a child with a guy, spent eight years waiting for that guy to propose, got that guy a job on a film she was starring in so that they could spend more time together, but he still didn`t propose, and so she ended up dumping him and marrying the director that had been good enough to give her old boyfriend a job instead. Not sure how dumping a deadbeat that had his chance and marrying someone more keen to be with you constitutes a "trashy personal life", but each to their own.
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Male 653
@Buiadh Yes, I use to play a similar game as well. It was called give "Whose taste buds would you remove, who would you give your power of attorney to, and who would be given a vasectomy by."
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Male 355
WHY CANT I JUST F THEM ALL
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Male 1,471
F = Kate
M = Emma
K = Jessica
... obviously.
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Male 135
Ppsh... Kate, Emma, Jessica
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Male 2,552
F = Kate Beckinsale
M = Emma Watson
K = Jessica Beil
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Male 653
Couldn`t I have sex with the richest one, marry her and then kill her? With the resulting money from the will I could buy one of the others.
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Male 3,894
Oh, and said director was married at the time.

Yeah, definitely not marrying her.
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Male 62
Starts off like alot of my dreams , except a lot more clothes are involved in this one hmmm
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Male 3,894
Let`s see--
Marry Emma, because she`s close to my age and the only one of the three currently unmarried.

Kill Jessica, purely for 7th Heaven.

F*ck Kate Beckinsale, because what the wikipedia article had to say about her personal life was trashy, and I`d want to GTFO right away. Apparently she was in an 8 year relationship with some guy, had a kid with him, and then randomly fell in love with his director while he was shooting a film and left him. Disgusting.
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Male 6,737
F, M or kill!? This is a new and violant take on an old game I knew! (Snog, marry or avoid)

On topic:

Marry: Beckinsale
To the naked dance with: Watson
Avoid: Beil.
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Female 2,602
I`ve no idea who Jessica Beil is, and I can`t think of Emma Watson as anything other than a cute twelve-year-old. But I think Kate Beckinsale is about the most beautiful woman there is - she looks lovely.
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Male 762
F*ck, marry, kill. These are the classifications we should group women into. drat the world...
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Male 5,314
wtf? what kind of post is that?
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Female 20
F - Kate
Marry - Emma
Kill - Jessica
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Male 3,716
f*ck: none
marry: none
kill:
Emma Watson
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Female 1,341
Link: F, Marry, Kill: Jessica, Kate, Emma [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s Jessica Beil, Kate Beckinsale, Emma Watson at an MTV awards show this past Sunday. Who do you f*ck, marry and kill?
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