Do Not Mess With Mrs Johanson [Pic]

Submitted by: LordJim 4 years ago Funny

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
There are 29 comments:
Male 294
Well oldollie, those scenarios are completely dissimilar. You get an incompetent teacher, as I`m sure plenty of us have had, you aren`t going to die or go to prison. At worst it will put a kid a little behind, but usually teachers, no matter how bad, don`t teach nothing. Even having a textbook would ensure that. Second, there are usually other sources of academic help provided by the school. Third, the school, by their own will or forced by parents, wouldn`t keep such a teacher for long. Also, if the consequences of having a poor teacher are really akin to a botched surgery or criminal conviction, you can always ask to be placed in a dif. class if necessary.


I completely agree that our ed. system is pretty awful and based primarily on old nonsensical tradition and not on reality or what`s effective, but I disagree that said 10-20% of lazy teachers (although calling someone `lazy` is subjective and comes in degrees)actually have much of anything to do with that.
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Male 5,413
So good!
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Male 15,832
[quote]You`d be amazed how many great teachers there are in "government" schools, you simpleton.[/quote]
jtrebowski, it takes more than good teachers to create an effective education system. Yes, the vast majority are intelligent, dedicated professionals, but that won`t overcome a stifling liberal government bureaucracy that controls the textbooks, curriculum, and disciplinary rules. It also doesn`t make up for the 10-20% of teachers who are lazy, incompetent, pernicious, or some combination thereof.

How does this work for you?

"Come to our hospital. Only 10% of our doctors are incompetent. Sorry, you don`t get to choose which one will operate on you."

"Hire one of our attorneys to defend you. If you`re innocent, you have an 85% chance of being acquitted!"

"Let us do your taxes. Only 12% of our clients are in prison for tax evasion!"

Yet somehow, those odds are good enough for our children.
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Male 1,582
DAMN!!
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Male 201
the guy doesn`t seem to have two brain cells to rub together
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Female 4,355
burn!
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Male 646
This is great. drat you, Larry, ya bitch.
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Male 3,364
@OldOllie: She didn`t "have" to. She chose to. You`d be amazed how many great teachers there are in "government" schools, you simpleton.
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Male 15,832
She sounds like a great teacher. Too bad she had to teach in a government school where she had no choice but to put up with human waste like this who probably dragged down the whole class with his bull$#!+.
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Female 1,356
wow, Mrs. Johanson sounds like an awesome teacher.
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Male 11,740
Buiadh - if you really think she`s a bitch, you`re the biggest dumbdrat on the planet.
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Male 700
laughed so hard my sides hurt
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Male 37,051
vv @GigiEats = SPAMMER!!!

Heads up! Banhammer alert!!
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Female 1
LMFAO TIMES A MILLION! HOLY CRAP I LOVE THIS TEACHER!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCHAcd7SZdk&feature=context-chv
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Male 6,737
She is a bitch!
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Male 523
This poo`s old. Real old.
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Female 4,447
My god, I hope this is real.
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Male 815
Awesome
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Male 4,431
I would have replied (although not in ghetto speak), "Mrs. Johanson, it`s clear that you value your job and your marriage. If you consider those things to be important social indicators of `success`, go right ahead. I prefer to aspire to a greater calling as I pursue my Ph.D. in nuclear physics and engineering, which doesn`t give me much time to work a traditional job that I can easily list in my FB status. And, because I don`t value marriage as the be all, end all of social ascension, I sort of think my `single` status is something of which to be proud."

Of course, I wouldn`t have called her a "bithc" in the first place. ;-)
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Male 3,894
fake
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Male 678
WHO`S THE BITCH NOW?
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Male 230
...damn
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Male 2,147
Teachers Rock!
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Male 1,754
Oldie, but a goodie. Know when to quit, brah!
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Male 1,252
ahaha
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Male 1,586
I love her and I`ve only just met her.
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Male 3,440
A week later she was fired due to inappropriate representation of the school
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Female 2,927
OWNED!
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Male 7,123
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