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Date: 06/09/12 11:33 AM

29 Responses to Do Not Mess With Mrs Johanson [Pic]

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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6263 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Link: Do Not Mess With Mrs Johanson - If you can read this, thank a teacher.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:41 am
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3078 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:41 am
    A week later she was fired due to inappropriate representation of the school
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:44 am
    I love her and I`ve only just met her.
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1035 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:48 am
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1755 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:49 am
    Oldie, but a goodie. Know when to quit, brah!
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2103 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    Teachers Rock!
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:17 pm
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:33 pm
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    I would have replied (although not in ghetto speak), "Mrs. Johanson, it`s clear that you value your job and your marriage. If you consider those things to be important social indicators of `success`, go right ahead. I prefer to aspire to a greater calling as I pursue my Ph.D. in nuclear physics and engineering, which doesn`t give me much time to work a traditional job that I can easily list in my FB status. And, because I don`t value marriage as the be all, end all of social ascension, I sort of think my `single` status is something of which to be proud."

    Of course, I wouldn`t have called her a "bithc" in the first place. ;-)
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    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:01 pm
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    My god, I hope this is real.
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    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    This poo`s old. Real old.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6740 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    She is a bitch!
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    gigieats Female 18-29
    1 post
    June 9, 2012 at 2:52 pm
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    30838 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 4:54 pm
    vv @GigiEats = SPAMMER!!!

    Heads up! Banhammer alert!!
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    avail9988 Male 18-29
    700 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 6:35 pm
    laughed so hard my sides hurt
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11744 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 6:51 pm
    Buiadh - if you really think she`s a bitch, you`re the biggest dumbdrat on the planet.
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    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 11:01 pm
    wow, Mrs. Johanson sounds like an awesome teacher.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15845 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 9:39 am
    She sounds like a great teacher. Too bad she had to teach in a government school where she had no choice but to put up with human waste like this who probably dragged down the whole class with his bull$#!+.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3331 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 9:53 am
    @OldOllie: She didn`t "have" to. She chose to. You`d be amazed how many great teachers there are in "government" schools, you simpleton.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm
    This is great. drat you, Larry, ya bitch.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4340 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 3:42 pm
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    OddNumber Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    the guy doesn`t seem to have two brain cells to rub together
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 8:01 pm
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15845 posts
    June 10, 2012 at 11:00 pm
    You`d be amazed how many great teachers there are in "government" schools, you simpleton.
    jtrebowski, it takes more than good teachers to create an effective education system. Yes, the vast majority are intelligent, dedicated professionals, but that won`t overcome a stifling liberal government bureaucracy that controls the textbooks, curriculum, and disciplinary rules. It also doesn`t make up for the 10-20% of teachers who are lazy, incompetent, pernicious, or some combination thereof.

    How does this work for you?

    "Come to our hospital. Only 10% of our doctors are incompetent. Sorry, you don`t get to choose which one will operate on you."

    "Hire one of our attorneys to defend you. If you`re innocent, you have an 85% chance of being acquitted!"

    "Let us do your taxes. Only 12% of our clients are in prison for tax evasion!"

    Yet somehow, those odds are good enough for our children.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 7:16 am
    So good!
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    Penguinato23 Male 18-29
    294 posts
    June 11, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    Well oldollie, those scenarios are completely dissimilar. You get an incompetent teacher, as I`m sure plenty of us have had, you aren`t going to die or go to prison. At worst it will put a kid a little behind, but usually teachers, no matter how bad, don`t teach nothing. Even having a textbook would ensure that. Second, there are usually other sources of academic help provided by the school. Third, the school, by their own will or forced by parents, wouldn`t keep such a teacher for long. Also, if the consequences of having a poor teacher are really akin to a botched surgery or criminal conviction, you can always ask to be placed in a dif. class if necessary.

    I completely agree that our ed. system is pretty awful and based primarily on old nonsensical tradition and not on reality or what`s effective, but I disagree that said 10-20% of lazy teachers (although calling someone `lazy` is subjective and comes in degrees)actually have much of anything to do with that.

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