Dear White People...

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Being Black in a sea of white faces...
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Male 2,737
I so don`t care.
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Male 1,089
well, this was racist
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Male 54
Dear Black People, Get over it!
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Male 28
Dear "pop culture critics"

You don`t know anything about the people you study, i.e. you make problems out of nothing, while ignoring the real problems. How many black people did you poll for their feelings on the portrayal of black people on television? If you actually had, you would get a unanimous "why should I care? The cops are still framing me for crimes I didn`t commit! Why should I have an opinion about what`s on tv? I don`t have time to watch tv: I have to go to work!"
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Male 7,774
Dear Black people, make sure you continually slag off whitey no matter how well you do in life, otherwise people might forget who to blame when you fail of your own accord.
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Female 152
Spot on chickiesue86.
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Male 15,832
Dear drworm2002,

It`s not a matter of me liking of disliking what they said. They have a problem; I suggested a solution. I even offered to help.

It`s obvious from your pathetic attempt to insult my intelligence that your parents didn`t smack you enough. I have a solution for that as well.

BTW, thank you for your compliment on the quality of my early education. As a matter of fact, everything I need to know to deal with the likes of you I did learn by 3rd grade.
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Male 662
Dear OldOllie, Just becuase someone states something you don`t agree with doesn`t mean you can invite them to leave. It`s call the first amendment. So please, I invite you to learn to deal with people saying things you don`t like. I know you like to spew forth a cascading barrage of useless thoughts that do nothing more then to reinforce the fact that smacking a young child too much can cause permanent brain damage. I am sorry for your handicap. I don`t agree with you but I respect the fact that you can show off your 3rd grade education whenever you want.
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Female 155
Dear black people,
Don`t make movies about white privilege when you go to a nice university. I`m white and going to community college, am I still better than you?
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Female 102
I have to agree with DrProfessor about the "culture" thing.

This video only showed a subset of "black" folks.
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Male 15,832
Dear Black People,

If you`re really that tired of putting up with white people`s $#!+, you know where you can go to get away from it.

Call me if you need a ride to the airport.
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Male 676
Dear black people:
- We`re tired of your exclusive UNCF. There`s no UWCF.
- We`re tired of affirmative action.
- We`re tired of Tyler Perry
- Noone owes you anything
- We`re tired of being labeled racist when you can overtly be racist, and it`s still not racist.
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Male 450
Well you guys all pretty much said it all already. Black people being racist is the norm these days.
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Male 273
black is the new white when it comes to racism and ignorance i guess.
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Male 2,988
love it when black people are racist but pretend that their racism is better than others. its not. racism is bad regardless of who its coming from.
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Male 1,586
Don`t you think that Tyler Perry would quit making movies if black people quit going to them? Every time I go to the theater when there`s a Tyler Perry movie showing there are a lot of black people there.
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Male 159
My hair is blond and curly, and dear black people (and Chinese people for some reason) stop touching it!
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Female 2,602
[quote]OH GOD NOT THE GIRLY DRINK DRUNK!!![/quote]

Oh I so knew what that was going to be before I even clicked on it. :-D
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Male 14,331
Male 5,811

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Male 3,894
Spiced rum is pretty girly over here too.
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Female 2,602
Well, I think we all learned something here today.

1) Race bait threads are better with alcohol.

2) Ireland are really crap at football.

3) Spiced Rum is a girls` drink. But only in the UK.

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Female 2,602
[quote]@McGovern1981 and @MacGuffin I`m a whiskey man myself but, Ron Abuelo makes captian, sailor jerry and bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol and it`s cheaper.[/quote]

Meh, I don`t like whiskey. Tastes a bit like bleach to me. :-/
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Male 5,017
I love how a race baiting thread was turned into a thread about football and liquor. Way to go.
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Male 14,331
[quote]Spiced Rum is a girls` drink in the UK, though.[/quote]

Meh 92 proof! I can drink the beer easy not Corona good stuff! LOL!!!
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Male 403
@McGovern1981 and @MacGuffin I`m a whiskey man myself but, Ron Abuelo makes captian, sailor jerry and bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol and it`s cheaper.
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Female 2,602
Feck, it`s 4 now.
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Female 2,602
>>>You people have put me in mood for a perception adjustment. Salute!<<<

Slainte.
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Female 2,602
[quote]Ya minor differences it`s a spiced rum so pretty close. [/quote]

Spiced Rum is a girls` drink in the UK, though. Just be aware of that if you visit - order one of those in a bar in Glasgow, and you might as well be asking for a margarita with an umbrella and a sparkler in it! ;-)
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Male 1,008
You people have put me in mood for a perception adjustment. Salute!
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Male 5,811
@McGovern: Oh Sailor Jerry...good times I`ll never remember...
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Male 5,811
@Yusuk: Pretty good, obviously. That`s not my herb though, never keep it in a plastic bag. Glass jars, baby. That way my jam keeps me jammin`! If you were in my neck of the woods I`d invite you over. If I partook early I`d probably invite all of I-A-B over! XD
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Male 14,331
@smaus

I demand to no longer be called white!! We shall now be called a melanin deficent-American!! What it`s more specific than using a continent!!
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Female 2,602
I bet they score two now. That`d be just like Ireland.
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Male 14,331
Ya minor differences it`s a spiced rum so pretty close. If you`re aiming to get drunk quicker and something a little different with a cool bottle I`d go with.....


Way to turn a racist bait into an alcoholics thread!!!
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Male 1,008
Patchgrabber, buddy, how have you been? wanna hang out?
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Male 1,008
It is all over for the Republic of Ireland :(
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Female 2,602
Aaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

3-0!
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Male 5,811
This is a better drug of choice for Ireland games it seems:

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Male 1,008
lol vv
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Male 5,811
[quote]I`m told watching them is a lot like watching pr0n in that respect.[/quote]
If I cried when I watched pr0n then I`d need two tissues.
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Male 3,894
*eyes his stashed half gallon of bacardi, and wishes he wasn`t going to be driving later*
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Female 2,602
[quote]For me.....

What?!?!?! I`m on vaction and it`s 5PM somewhere!![/quote]

That`s basically the same stuff as Morgan`s, I think. A work friend brought me some back from the Dominican Republic once, and it tasted the same anyway.
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Female 2,602
Ireland games are best watched alone. With plenty of tissues handy. I`m told watching them is a lot like watching pr0n in that respect.
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Male 14,331
For me.....

What?!?!?! I`m on vaction and it`s 5PM somewhere!!
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Male 1,008
I hope you`re not drinking alone! Surely you have a neighbor that would be happy to share in your libations?
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Male 1,008
"Oh no - drinking out of cans is strictly a no-no: it changes the taste completely."

Agreed, but we have rules about glass at the campgrounds we frequent, so we make the sacrifice.
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Female 2,602
Damnit, that`s them scored again. I`m going to have to bring out the big artillery now, and it looks like the bottle`s nearly finished:

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Male 3,646
Dear... Well, everyone, but particular black people, if you don`t want to be associated with the negative connotations of a specific culture, don`t participate in said culture.
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Male 1,008
uh oh not looking good for the irish right now :(
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Female 2,602
[quote]Better, MGD is a go to for us when we go camping, cheap and doesn`t taste TOO bad out of a can (we don`t bring glass camping) and camping is a quantity over quality thing, but way better than corona.[/quote]

Oh no - drinking out of cans is strictly a no-no: it changes the taste completely.
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Male 715
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Male 657
I don`t like that black girl. Mostly cause shes a bitch, only a little cause shes black.
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Female 2,602
[quote]Dear[/quote] these [quote]black people, why you so racist?[/quote]

FTFY
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Male 1,008
damn, now I want a beer, that last one looked frosty cold :)
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Male 1,008
Better, MGD is a go to for us when we go camping, cheap and doesn`t taste TOO bad out of a can (we don`t bring glass camping) and camping is a quantity over quality thing, but way better than corona.
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Female 2,602
[quote]@ MacGuffin, that was always one thing I was envious of from over the pond, your beers make ours (im including mexico and canada in this) look very bad, but in the last 10-15 years we have been catching up, mostly microbrews, but corona is still the same nasty piss water it has always been, and the "extra" just means extra pissy. At least you didn`t put fruit in it, cheers.[/quote]

Cough!



Still 1-0 at half time. |-X
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Male 3,209
Dear black people, why you so racist?
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Male 1,008
@ MacGuffin, that was always one thing I was envious of from over the pond, your beers make ours (im including mexico and canada in this) look very bad, but in the last 10-15 years we have been catching up, mostly microbrews, but corona is still the same nasty piss water it has always been, and the "extra" just means extra pissy. At least you didn`t put fruit in it, cheers.
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Male 14,331
Hypocrisy.

Also I too have cheap taste in wine because the expensive stuff tastes like vinegar.
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Male 2,552
Yet more we-want-to-be-equal- but-keep-bringing-up-how- different-we-want-to-be crap.
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Male 2,424
Woops, did I go to I-am-race-baiting.com by accident?
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Male 1,399
Auto-segregation, or self-segregation:
Segregation chosen by the segregated group themselves, to preserve specific customs.

That`s what we have in America now. If you want to have your own language, your own culture, fine - but don`t blame me for not studying it nor caring about it. Black Student Union? Fine. But don`t blame me for leaving you alone.
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Male 3,894
Oh, shut up. Seriously. You`re just people, we`re just people, I shouldn`t even have to use the descriptors "you`re" and "we`re". There`s a culture difference, not a "race" difference. You raise a white boy in the middle of "black culture" and he will grow up very much like everyone else around him. Raise a black boy in the middle of "white culture" and he will also grow up very much like everyone else around him.

Don`t f*cking accuse me of buying into the media`s interpretation of "your people". The fact that you see the issue in terms of us-vs.-them only makes it worse.

If everybody would stop making such a goddamn fuss over it, we`d all be just fine. People are people, and that`s all that really matters.
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Female 2,602
[quote]OMG Macguffin, you live in the middle of Beer Utopia and you drink Corona!!!???[/quote]

I know: I was taking the piss out of you Yanks for drinking Newcastle Brown Ale a while back too. I`ve definitely got cheap tastes when it comes to alcohol: I like those cheapo sweet wines that they only sell at Christmastime and Black Tower too, but can`t drink more expensive stuff like Piper-Heidsieck champagne (it tastes like the bottom of a rabbit hutch to me).
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Male 365
Reading the comments, I was actually ready to be outraged but this is blatantly satire.
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Male 1,008
OMG Macguffin, you live in the middle of Beer Utopia and you drink Corona!!!???
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Male 1,008
LMMFAO @ tbored, the ginger race isnt represented in hollywood!
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Male 2,422
I`m confused. This is supposed to be a comedy right?
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Male 1,008
Hey MacGuffin, I`m rooting for Ireland that should set things right :)
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Male 3,894
Oh, shut up. Seriously. You`re just people, we`re just people, I shouldn`t even have to use the descriptors "you`re" and "we`re". There`s a culture difference, not a "race" difference. You raise a white boy in the middle of "black culture" and he will grow up very much like everyone else around him. Raise a black boy in the middle of "white culture" and he will also grow up very much like everyone else around him.

Don`t f*cking accuse me of buying into the media`s interpretation of "your people". The fact that you see the issue in terms of us-vs.-them only makes it worse.

If everybody would stop making such a goddamn fuss over it, we`d all be just fine. People are people, and that`s all that really matters.
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Male 178
?! the [email protected]#$%K...................There are Latinos, Chinese, and Gingers in the country as well... give them a movie!
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Male 4,239
I so tired of hearing Black Americans wining about how hard they have it.
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Female 2,602
1-0 already. Maldita sea.

Plus, I see this thread has me agreeing with yusuk. That can`t be right. What`s up with that?

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Male 4,239
gay
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Male 1,008
racist movie is racist
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Female 3,726
4 stars...

You heard `em, the number have been raised to 2...
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Male 49
How many white friends does she have? If its less than 2, that would make her a racist( her rules, not mine). Wouldn`t that be equality? To be judged by the same standards regardless of skin color.
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Male 403
I think it`s funny how blacks find it empowering to tell whites they can`t say n i g g e r. My philosophy is, if your not acting like a n i g g e r then no one needs to call you it. No one in my daily life calls me a dumb honkey and it`s because I don`t act like a dumb honkey.
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Male 7,123
Meant nothing to me. Although I do recall that many years ago when I was just starting to work in Papua New Guinea I was introduced to an experienced american missionary (and in those days nothing got done unless you were on good terms with the mishies). He took me to one side and explained.
`Don, you have to understand. The black folks out here just ain`t the same as the black folks back home.`

True story.
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Male 49
Female lead:" Black people can`t be racist "
Since she`s judging people on the color of their skin, that makes her racist.
Apparently she doesn`t believe in " I have a dream ", to be judged by the content of your character and not the color of your skin.
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Female 2,602
OK, I`m going to go and get quite drunk whilst watching Ireland get beaten by Spain in Euro 2012 now. When I get back, I expect this will all make far more sense*.





* Whereas at present it just looked like some mixed-up inverted racism, possibly crossed with some pretentious black kid`s attempt to get elected to a student rep position at a University nobody`s heard of (and most British people watching probably at first thought was the University of Manchester, England).
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Male 20,911
Link: Dear White People... [Rate Link] - Being Black in a sea of white faces...
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