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Date: 06/14/12 11:00 AM

83 Responses to Dear White People…

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Link: Dear White People... - Being Black in a sea of white faces...
  2. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:41 am
    OK, I`m going to go and get quite drunk whilst watching Ireland get beaten by Spain in Euro 2012 now. When I get back, I expect this will all make far more sense*.





    * Whereas at present it just looked like some mixed-up inverted racism, possibly crossed with some pretentious black kid`s attempt to get elected to a student rep position at a University nobody`s heard of (and most British people watching probably at first thought was the University of Manchester, England).
  3. Profile photo of justadiver
    justadiver Male 40-49
    49 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:44 am
    Female lead:" Black people can`t be racist "
    Since she`s judging people on the color of their skin, that makes her racist.
    Apparently she doesn`t believe in " I have a dream ", to be judged by the content of your character and not the color of your skin.
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    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:47 am
    I think it`s funny how blacks find it empowering to tell whites they can`t say n i g g e r. My philosophy is, if your not acting like a n i g g e r then no one needs to call you it. No one in my daily life calls me a dumb honkey and it`s because I don`t act like a dumb honkey.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    June 14, 2012 at 11:47 am
    Meant nothing to me. Although I do recall that many years ago when I was just starting to work in Papua New Guinea I was introduced to an experienced american missionary (and in those days nothing got done unless you were on good terms with the mishies). He took me to one side and explained.
    `Don, you have to understand. The black folks out here just ain`t the same as the black folks back home.`

    True story.
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    justadiver Male 40-49
    49 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:49 am
    How many white friends does she have? If its less than 2, that would make her a racist( her rules, not mine). Wouldn`t that be equality? To be judged by the same standards regardless of skin color.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:50 am
    4 stars...

    You heard `em, the number have been raised to 2...
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:52 am
    racist movie is racist
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    June 14, 2012 at 11:55 am
    gay
  10. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:59 am
    1-0 already. Maldita sea.

    Plus, I see this thread has me agreeing with yusuk. That can`t be right. What`s up with that?

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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3352 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:59 am
    I so tired of hearing Black Americans wining about how hard they have it.
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    tbored Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:59 am
    ?! the F@#$%K...................There are Latinos, Chinese, and Gingers in the country as well... give them a movie!
  13. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:02 pm
    Oh, shut up. Seriously. You`re just people, we`re just people, I shouldn`t even have to use the descriptors "you`re" and "we`re". There`s a culture difference, not a "race" difference. You raise a white boy in the middle of "black culture" and he will grow up very much like everyone else around him. Raise a black boy in the middle of "white culture" and he will also grow up very much like everyone else around him.

    Don`t f*cking accuse me of buying into the media`s interpretation of "your people". The fact that you see the issue in terms of us-vs.-them only makes it worse.

    If everybody would stop making such a goddamn fuss over it, we`d all be just fine. People are people, and that`s all that really matters.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    Hey MacGuffin, I`m rooting for Ireland that should set things right :)
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:03 pm
    I`m confused. This is supposed to be a comedy right?
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:04 pm
    LMMFAO @ tbored, the ginger race isnt represented in hollywood!
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:06 pm
    OMG Macguffin, you live in the middle of Beer Utopia and you drink Corona!!!???
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    nayrbarr Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:13 pm
    Reading the comments, I was actually ready to be outraged but this is blatantly satire.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    OMG Macguffin, you live in the middle of Beer Utopia and you drink Corona!!!???

    I know: I was taking the piss out of you Yanks for drinking Newcastle Brown Ale a while back too. I`ve definitely got cheap tastes when it comes to alcohol: I like those cheapo sweet wines that they only sell at Christmastime and Black Tower too, but can`t drink more expensive stuff like Piper-Heidsieck champagne (it tastes like the bottom of a rabbit hutch to me).
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Oh, shut up. Seriously. You`re just people, we`re just people, I shouldn`t even have to use the descriptors "you`re" and "we`re". There`s a culture difference, not a "race" difference. You raise a white boy in the middle of "black culture" and he will grow up very much like everyone else around him. Raise a black boy in the middle of "white culture" and he will also grow up very much like everyone else around him.

    Don`t f*cking accuse me of buying into the media`s interpretation of "your people". The fact that you see the issue in terms of us-vs.-them only makes it worse.

    If everybody would stop making such a goddamn fuss over it, we`d all be just fine. People are people, and that`s all that really matters.
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Auto-segregation, or self-segregation:
    Segregation chosen by the segregated group themselves, to preserve specific customs.

    That`s what we have in America now. If you want to have your own language, your own culture, fine - but don`t blame me for not studying it nor caring about it. Black Student Union? Fine. But don`t blame me for leaving you alone.
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    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    Woops, did I go to I-am-race-baiting.com by accident?
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    Yet more we-want-to-be-equal- but-keep-bringing-up-how- different-we-want-to-be crap.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:22 pm
    Hypocrisy.

    Also I too have cheap taste in wine because the expensive stuff tastes like vinegar.
  25. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    @ MacGuffin, that was always one thing I was envious of from over the pond, your beers make ours (im including mexico and canada in this) look very bad, but in the last 10-15 years we have been catching up, mostly microbrews, but corona is still the same nasty piss water it has always been, and the "extra" just means extra pissy. At least you didn`t put fruit in it, cheers.
  26. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    Dear black people, why you so racist?
  27. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:36 pm
    @ MacGuffin, that was always one thing I was envious of from over the pond, your beers make ours (im including mexico and canada in this) look very bad, but in the last 10-15 years we have been catching up, mostly microbrews, but corona is still the same nasty piss water it has always been, and the "extra" just means extra pissy. At least you didn`t put fruit in it, cheers.

    Cough!



    Still 1-0 at half time. |-X
  28. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    Better, MGD is a go to for us when we go camping, cheap and doesn`t taste TOO bad out of a can (we don`t bring glass camping) and camping is a quantity over quality thing, but way better than corona.
  29. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    damn, now I want a beer, that last one looked frosty cold :)
  30. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    Dear these black people, why you so racist?

    FTFY
  31. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    I don`t like that black girl. Mostly cause shes a bitch, only a little cause shes black.
  32. Profile photo of smaus
    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    Dear Black People
  33. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:48 pm
    Better, MGD is a go to for us when we go camping, cheap and doesn`t taste TOO bad out of a can (we don`t bring glass camping) and camping is a quantity over quality thing, but way better than corona.

    Oh no - drinking out of cans is strictly a no-no: it changes the taste completely.
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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    uh oh not looking good for the irish right now :(
  35. Profile photo of DuckBoy87
    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3288 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:53 pm
    Dear... Well, everyone, but particular black people, if you don`t want to be associated with the negative connotations of a specific culture, don`t participate in said culture.
  36. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    Damnit, that`s them scored again. I`m going to have to bring out the big artillery now, and it looks like the bottle`s nearly finished:

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    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:56 pm
    "Oh no - drinking out of cans is strictly a no-no: it changes the taste completely."

    Agreed, but we have rules about glass at the campgrounds we frequent, so we make the sacrifice.
  38. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 12:59 pm
    I hope you`re not drinking alone! Surely you have a neighbor that would be happy to share in your libations?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:01 pm
    For me.....

    What?!?!?! I`m on vaction and it`s 5PM somewhere!!
  40. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    Ireland games are best watched alone. With plenty of tissues handy. I`m told watching them is a lot like watching pr0n in that respect.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:05 pm
    For me.....

    What?!?!?! I`m on vaction and it`s 5PM somewhere!!

    That`s basically the same stuff as Morgan`s, I think. A work friend brought me some back from the Dominican Republic once, and it tasted the same anyway.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    *eyes his stashed half gallon of bacardi, and wishes he wasn`t going to be driving later*
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm
    I`m told watching them is a lot like watching pr0n in that respect.
    If I cried when I watched pr0n then I`d need two tissues.
  44. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    lol vv
  45. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    This is a better drug of choice for Ireland games it seems:

  46. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    Aaaaarrrrrghhhh!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!

    3-0!
  47. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    It is all over for the Republic of Ireland :(
  48. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    Patchgrabber, buddy, how have you been? wanna hang out?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    Ya minor differences it`s a spiced rum so pretty close. If you`re aiming to get drunk quicker and something a little different with a cool bottle I`d go with.....


    Way to turn a racist bait into an alcoholics thread!!!
  50. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm
    I bet they score two now. That`d be just like Ireland.
  51. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    @smaus

    I demand to no longer be called white!! We shall now be called a melanin deficent-American!! What it`s more specific than using a continent!!
  52. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    @Yusuk: Pretty good, obviously. That`s not my herb though, never keep it in a plastic bag. Glass jars, baby. That way my jam keeps me jammin`! If you were in my neck of the woods I`d invite you over. If I partook early I`d probably invite all of I-A-B over! XD
  53. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    @McGovern: Oh Sailor Jerry...good times I`ll never remember...
  54. Profile photo of yusuksomuch
    yusuksomuch Male 40-49
    1008 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    You people have put me in mood for a perception adjustment. Salute!
  55. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:28 pm
    Ya minor differences it`s a spiced rum so pretty close.

    Spiced Rum is a girls` drink in the UK, though. Just be aware of that if you visit - order one of those in a bar in Glasgow, and you might as well be asking for a margarita with an umbrella and a sparkler in it! ;-)
  56. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    >>>You people have put me in mood for a perception adjustment. Salute!<<<

    Slainte.
  57. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    Feck, it`s 4 now.
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    irunfast86 Male 18-29
    404 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:36 pm
    @McGovern1981 and @MacGuffin I`m a whiskey man myself but, Ron Abuelo makes captian, sailor jerry and bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol and it`s cheaper.
  59. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    Spiced Rum is a girls` drink in the UK, though.

    Meh 92 proof! I can drink the beer easy not Corona good stuff! LOL!!!
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    markust123 Male 40-49
    3929 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    I love how a race baiting thread was turned into a thread about football and liquor. Way to go.
  61. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    @McGovern1981 and @MacGuffin I`m a whiskey man myself but, Ron Abuelo makes captian, sailor jerry and bacardi taste like rubbing alcohol and it`s cheaper.

    Meh, I don`t like whiskey. Tastes a bit like bleach to me. :-/
  62. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 1:56 pm
    Well, I think we all learned something here today.

    1) Race bait threads are better with alcohol.

    2) Ireland are really crap at football.

    3) Spiced Rum is a girls` drink. But only in the UK.

  63. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    Spiced rum is pretty girly over here too.
  64. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:11 pm

  65. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:38 pm
    OH GOD NOT THE GIRLY DRINK DRUNK!!!
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    OH GOD NOT THE GIRLY DRINK DRUNK!!!

    Oh I so knew what that was going to be before I even clicked on it. :-D
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    Qystein Male 18-29
    159 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    My hair is blond and curly, and dear black people (and Chinese people for some reason) stop touching it!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm
    Don`t you think that Tyler Perry would quit making movies if black people quit going to them? Every time I go to the theater when there`s a Tyler Perry movie showing there are a lot of black people there.
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    CoyoteKing Male 18-29
    2988 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 5:11 pm
    love it when black people are racist but pretend that their racism is better than others. its not. racism is bad regardless of who its coming from.
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 7:05 pm
    black is the new white when it comes to racism and ignorance i guess.
  71. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    Well you guys all pretty much said it all already. Black people being racist is the norm these days.
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    Dear black people:
    - We`re tired of your exclusive UNCF. There`s no UWCF.
    - We`re tired of affirmative action.
    - We`re tired of Tyler Perry
    - Noone owes you anything
    - We`re tired of being labeled racist when you can overtly be racist, and it`s still not racist.
  73. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 14, 2012 at 11:11 pm
    Dear Black People,

    If you`re really that tired of putting up with white people`s $#!+, you know where you can go to get away from it.

    Call me if you need a ride to the airport.
  74. Profile photo of OnlineAgain
    OnlineAgain Female 40-49
    102 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 1:08 am
    I have to agree with DrProfessor about the "culture" thing.

    This video only showed a subset of "black" folks.
  75. Profile photo of tacks
    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 6:19 am
    Dear black people,
    Don`t make movies about white privilege when you go to a nice university. I`m white and going to community college, am I still better than you?
  76. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 7:26 am
    Dear OldOllie, Just becuase someone states something you don`t agree with doesn`t mean you can invite them to leave. It`s call the first amendment. So please, I invite you to learn to deal with people saying things you don`t like. I know you like to spew forth a cascading barrage of useless thoughts that do nothing more then to reinforce the fact that smacking a young child too much can cause permanent brain damage. I am sorry for your handicap. I don`t agree with you but I respect the fact that you can show off your 3rd grade education whenever you want.
  77. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 10:56 am
    Dear drworm2002,

    It`s not a matter of me liking of disliking what they said. They have a problem; I suggested a solution. I even offered to help.

    It`s obvious from your pathetic attempt to insult my intelligence that your parents didn`t smack you enough. I have a solution for that as well.

    BTW, thank you for your compliment on the quality of my early education. As a matter of fact, everything I need to know to deal with the likes of you I did learn by 3rd grade.
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    Spaztazoid Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 11:16 am
    Spot on chickiesue86.
  79. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    Dear Black people, make sure you continually slag off whitey no matter how well you do in life, otherwise people might forget who to blame when you fail of your own accord.
  80. Profile photo of Zerstiren
    Zerstiren Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 8:39 pm
    Dear "pop culture critics"

    You don`t know anything about the people you study, i.e. you make problems out of nothing, while ignoring the real problems. How many black people did you poll for their feelings on the portrayal of black people on television? If you actually had, you would get a unanimous "why should I care? The cops are still framing me for crimes I didn`t commit! Why should I have an opinion about what`s on tv? I don`t have time to watch tv: I have to go to work!"
  81. Profile photo of Darkolin
    Darkolin Male 30-39
    54 posts
    June 15, 2012 at 10:25 pm
    Dear Black People, Get over it!
  82. Profile photo of airsofter1
    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    June 16, 2012 at 12:33 am
    well, this was racist
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    June 17, 2012 at 7:54 am
    I so don`t care.

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