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Date: 06/27/12 03:53 PM

20 Responses to Damn The Alarm Clock Snooze Button! [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm
    Link: Damn The Alarm Clock Snooze Button! - Flawed logic here, but I like the direction this person is thinking...
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 4:20 pm
    I`ve had to put mine on the other side of the room so my subconscious doesn`t hit the snooze button and make me late. It`s a Wallace & Gromit clock, like this one here:

    If I`m not quick enough, it gets to the end of the theme tune and starts all over again.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 4:33 pm
    has anyone ever had those dreams where in the dream you`re actually getting ready for work? Then the alarm goes off and you wake up but you`re really thinkig "oh sht, i have to go back to sleep or elese i`ll never finish getting ready for work."
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 5:10 pm
    It`s a good idea until you hit it out of habit. Do it and your day goes to hell before you`re out of bed.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm
    Or you could just get the hell out of bed when it goes off.....
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    I regret nothing. 5 more minutes of sleep, hell yeah!
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    And just this morning (okay, noon) I conscientiously hit my alarm clock so many times that I woke up at the exact time I was supposed to be at work. F*ck. I don`t even remember hitting it. I`m sure I was sleep-hitting it. Time to set my phone alarm and place it on the other side of the goddamn room again. F*ck you, brain. F*ck you.
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 6:31 pm
    I always wake up give or take a few minutes prior to my alarm going off.. Always have, haven`t actually heard the thing in a long time.
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    I used to set my alarm clock across the room, on a shelf. you will learn to sleepwalk to press snooze if the button exists.
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    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    When your comfortable in bed, you can come up with 100 different reasons why that extra five minutes is going to mean all the difference in the world...
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 7:20 pm
    Why is the logic flawed? This would positively create less snooze button presses. Unless they were into self inflicted stigmata or something religy like that.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 7:24 pm
    this never works for me, even in my sleepy stupor i go straight for the off button
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    June 27, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    This is why I have an alarm clock for the deaf that shakes the bed like an earthquake. It doesn`t matter how poorly I`ve slept, I am not getting back to sleep after that thing goes off.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 12:03 am
    I`m usually pretty good with getting up in the morning. My bodyclock wakes me up at half 7 every morning.
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    whtevr Female 40-49
    914 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 12:21 am
    I don`t need an alarm clock. I`m a lousy bum who doesn`t work and sleeps in til about 1pm everyday.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:17 am
    An Ode to my clock:

    I promise never to ask "Why?",
    I will only ask you "When?".
    And you seem to be partially aware,
    That I prefer my numbers base 10

    But when alarmed, i`ve noticed perhaps,
    You refuse to allow me to choose.
    It`s only nine minutes elapsed,
    `Til again you allow me to snooze.
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1091 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    I am guilty for hitting that snooze button a few times.
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 5:35 pm
    "My bodyclock wakes me up at half 7 every morning."

    Half 7? Is that really how you say 7:30 over there?
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    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    699 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 9:22 am
    @ PizzaPits

    Im from Norway and we say half 7.. in norwegian of course. and it means 6.30
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    turtledude89 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 2:39 pm
    haha yeah, `half seven` = 7.30, apparently it`s exclusively a british thing.
    like norwegian, `halb sieben` german is 6.30.

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