Chris Blake Can`t Get Laid [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

Never give up, Chris--never give up.
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Male 628
@tehbionic
My thoughts exactly....
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Male 553
@enolamron Cool story bro...
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Male 197
Ha. Wow. I would never have considered the hacking possibility had madduck not said something, but I have certainly met people like this (READ: have I got a story for you!). My ex, Jen, and I broke up this past February. I got maybe ten messages similar to these in my inbox on FB shortly thereafter., begging for ~it~. Now, _I_ broke up with _her (after 2 years), for good reasons, so I politely declined, my ego slightly tickled. Well, it was until I saw her activity feed, where she had asked many of her and my male friends to hook up. I wad taken aback, but what do I care? I checked the next day, and I guess she had little success, as she had started hitting on her girlfriends! Last time we had discussed sexuality, -I- had been the bisexual one (lol)! But, here`s the kicker. One of the girls Jen messaged was a lesbian who had a crush on her...and that`s how my ex started seeing her (first &) current gf! Crazy story, but true. so keep it up, Chris Blake! If it can work for he
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Male 15,407
@Steelgrid reliable, cheap, no strings
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Male 1,735
"looking for a girl for sex" Yeah, I`m sure that will get you a girlfriend.
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Male 14,331
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Female 8,179
I wonder if he left his facebook open??
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Female 9,603
My life just got a little more brighter.
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Male 5,811
Yeesh, if you`re trying to use facebook as a dating site you`re doing it wrong. What you need to do is creep random girls and wait for one of them to change their relationship status.

"Jen is now single."

`Poke`


(thrusts hips) Super-poke?
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Male 4,391
someone sleep with hime befor he goes on a killing spree
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Male 1,497
Every man pays, perhaps not with money. We all still pay.... but thats alright.
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Male 414
foreveralone
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Male 2,700
"paying. that`s how you get someone to have sex with you."

Id rather go without than pay for it.....IMO it just isnt right (And I dont need religion to tell me that)
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Male 1,218
Yeah, I hear begging really turns the girls on.
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Male 6,737
So what`s he after? He`s very subtle... I can`t tell...
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Female 4,084
paying. that`s how you get someone to have sex with you.
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Male 914
You have to give him credit. He`s up front about what he wants.
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Female 313
Isn`t this old?
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Female 23
I love how he somehow figures out that it`s not working and tries a different approach... That change of tactic really seemed to work out for you there Chris.
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Male 1,625
Roofies: He`s gonna buy some.
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Female 2,770
Gerry... funny story about looking for "massages" on craigslist... but I`ll spare you
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Male 399
pretty sure he gave himself a handshandy between each of those posts...
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Male 15,510
Im just thinking the same Viking864
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Male 1,449
Well, perhaps get your a** off of facebook and go meet some women?????
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Male 40,567

They`re not that hard to find on Craig`s List. Look under "massage".
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Male 2,841
This guy needs 50 cc`s of hookers and ice cream asap.
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Male 474
If this works Facebook will change forever.
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Male 687
saddest thing i saw all day
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Male 2,579
wow
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Female 1,478
Some girl`s going to crush his heart.. of her own will or his own. He`s too desperate :(
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Male 694
LULZ
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Male 21,133
Link: Chris Blake Can`t Get Laid [Pic] [Rate Link] - Never give up, Chris--never give up.
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