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Date: 06/28/12 07:05 PM

32 Responses to Chris Blake Can`t Get Laid [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:07 pm
    Link: Chris Blake Can`t Get Laid - Never give up, Chris--never give up.
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    LULZ
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:19 pm
    Some girl`s going to crush his heart.. of her own will or his own. He`s too desperate :(
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    wow
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    saddest thing i saw all day
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:47 pm
    If this works Facebook will change forever.
  7. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    This guy needs 50 cc`s of hookers and ice cream asap.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    They`re not that hard to find on Craig`s List. Look under "massage".
  9. Profile photo of Viking864
    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm
    Well, perhaps get your a** off of facebook and go meet some women?????
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 8:17 pm
    Im just thinking the same Viking864
  11. Profile photo of Langer
    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 8:25 pm
    pretty sure he gave himself a handshandy between each of those posts...
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    Gerry... funny story about looking for "massages" on craigslist... but I`ll spare you
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    Roofies: He`s gonna buy some.
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    Pompadour Female 13-17
    23 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 10:30 pm
    I love how he somehow figures out that it`s not working and tries a different approach... That change of tactic really seemed to work out for you there Chris.
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    tehbionic Female 18-29
    313 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    Isn`t this old?
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 11:03 pm
    You have to give him credit. He`s up front about what he wants.
  17. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3877 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 11:45 pm
    paying. that`s how you get someone to have sex with you.
  18. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 28, 2012 at 11:57 pm
    So what`s he after? He`s very subtle... I can`t tell...
  19. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 12:54 am
    Yeah, I hear begging really turns the girls on.
  20. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 4:57 am
    "paying. that`s how you get someone to have sex with you."

    Id rather go without than pay for it.....IMO it just isnt right (And I dont need religion to tell me that)
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    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 5:19 am
    foreveralone
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 6:13 am
    Every man pays, perhaps not with money. We all still pay.... but thats alright.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 6:46 am
    someone sleep with hime befor he goes on a killing spree
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 6:59 am
    Yeesh, if you`re trying to use facebook as a dating site you`re doing it wrong. What you need to do is creep random girls and wait for one of them to change their relationship status.

    "Jen is now single."

    `Poke`


    (thrusts hips) Super-poke?
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 7:13 am
    My life just got a little more brighter.
  26. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 7:13 am
    I wonder if he left his facebook open??
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 7:41 am
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 7:47 am
    "looking for a girl for sex" Yeah, I`m sure that will get you a girlfriend.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 8:50 am
    @Steelgrid reliable, cheap, no strings
  30. Profile photo of enolamron
    enolamron Male 18-29
    197 posts
    June 29, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    Ha. Wow. I would never have considered the hacking possibility had madduck not said something, but I have certainly met people like this (READ: have I got a story for you!). My ex, Jen, and I broke up this past February. I got maybe ten messages similar to these in my inbox on FB shortly thereafter., begging for ~it~. Now, _I_ broke up with _her (after 2 years), for good reasons, so I politely declined, my ego slightly tickled. Well, it was until I saw her activity feed, where she had asked many of her and my male friends to hook up. I wad taken aback, but what do I care? I checked the next day, and I guess she had little success, as she had started hitting on her girlfriends! Last time we had discussed sexuality, -I- had been the bisexual one (lol)! But, here`s the kicker. One of the girls Jen messaged was a lesbian who had a crush on her...and that`s how my ex started seeing her (first &) current gf! Crazy story, but true. so keep it up, Chris Blake! If it can work for he
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    PizzaPits Male 18-29
    553 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 11:30 am
    @enolamron Cool story bro...
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    June 30, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    @tehbionic
    My thoughts exactly....

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