Chinese News Confuses Fleshlight For Mushroom

Submitted by: Buiadh 5 years ago in Weird

Xi"an TV has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on a "mystery mushroom" discovered by villagers.
There are 26 comments:
Male 5,624
Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! They measured it!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! It was short!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!
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Male 5,624
Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! He`s handling it!!!
Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!! She talked about it for 2 minutes!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! My brain!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!
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Male 450
Noooo,they found it. I tried so hard to bury my shame. I flew to the other side of the globe, dug a hole so deep it took me months (I only had the fleshlight to dig with) and finally that shameful part of my life was buried down in a hole till these little people burrowed down deep inside the earth and returned my shame to the light of day.
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Male 646
They found this 80 meters down in the ground?
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Male 4,147
@MeGrendel
dam dude i was just making a joke
you know way to much about this but you right that odd info to find on Wikipedia
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Male 661
This one did produce quite a few laughs
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Male 5,811
[quote]even the village elder could not identify it LOL[/quote]
Maybe it belonged to the elder...
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Female 1,478
Ohhh nooo lol
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Male 273
even the village elder could not identify it LOL
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Male 15,832
That was the funniest damned thing I`ve seen this month.

Will someone PLEASE post the "follow-up report?"
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Male 39,556

"Meaty slimy object" LOL
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Male 15,510
And this people, is how you get properly trolled
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Male 256
i want to know why somebody buried their fake fleshlight so far down
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Male 768
I`m surprised they didn`t try and eat that "mushroom".
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Male 3,908
WOW!!!!!! Hahahahaha, this is great...
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Male 8,427
dm2754-"it a cheap Chinese knock-off"

Ever thought that the Fleshlight was a knock-off of other sex-toys? Using silicone, elastomers and latex have been used to create such devices since well before Fleshlights.

The particular one in the video is pictured in the Wikipedia articl about Artificial vagina.

(It`s actually sad some things that can be easily researched on Wikipedia)
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Male 5,811
Done got trolled!

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Male 4,147
thats not a Fleshlight it a cheap Chinese knock-off
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Male 5,413
Whoa whoa whoa wait, so even though it`s not a mushroom, who was down there (100m) with a fleshlight?
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Female 7,997
Oooooooooh dear.
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Male 1,754
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Am I being trollolololed?
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Male 9
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Male 1,442
"...the Emperor Quinshi while looking for the secrete to longevity found this herb to be one its important ingredients."
It is true, women live a lot longer then men. Bad news for gay men though!

"...this slimy meaty object..."
Well glad shes happy anyway.
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Female 833
paaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Male 329
For the love of (Diety) please tell me this is fake.
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Male 6,737
Link: Chinese News Confuses Fleshlight For Mushroom [Rate Link] - Xi`an TV has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on a `mystery mushroom` discovered by villagers.
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