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Date: 06/19/12 11:30 AM

26 Responses to Chinese News Confuses Fleshlight For Mushroom

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:14 pm
    Link: Chinese News Confuses Fleshlight For Mushroom - Xi`an TV has become a national laughing stock after airing a report on a `mystery mushroom` discovered by villagers.
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    326 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    For the love of (Diety) please tell me this is fake.
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    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:18 pm
    paaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
  4. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1443 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    "...the Emperor Quinshi while looking for the secrete to longevity found this herb to be one its important ingredients."
    It is true, women live a lot longer then men. Bad news for gay men though!

    "...this slimy meaty object..."
    Well glad shes happy anyway.
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    Shaun99 Male 18-29
    9 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:40 pm
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:42 pm
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Am I being trollolololed?
  7. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    Oooooooooh dear.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:50 pm
    Whoa whoa whoa wait, so even though it`s not a mushroom, who was down there (100m) with a fleshlight?
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 12:54 pm
    thats not a Fleshlight it a cheap Chinese knock-off
  10. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 1:04 pm
    Done got trolled!

  11. Profile photo of Grendel
    Grendel Male 40-49
    5877 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 1:58 pm
    dm2754-"it a cheap Chinese knock-off"

    Ever thought that the Fleshlight was a knock-off of other sex-toys? Using silicone, elastomers and latex have been used to create such devices since well before Fleshlights.

    The particular one in the video is pictured in the Wikipedia articl about Artificial vagina.

    (It`s actually sad some things that can be easily researched on Wikipedia)
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 2:00 pm
    WOW!!!!!! Hahahahaha, this is great...
  13. Profile photo of SethDog
    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 2:58 pm
    I`m surprised they didn`t try and eat that "mushroom".
  14. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 3:51 pm
    i want to know why somebody buried their fake fleshlight so far down
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    And this people, is how you get properly trolled
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    "Meaty slimy object" LOL
  17. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 19, 2012 at 10:56 pm
    That was the funniest damned thing I`ve seen this month.

    Will someone PLEASE post the "follow-up report?"
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    chickiesue86 Male 70 & Over
    273 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:11 am
    even the village elder could not identify it LOL
  19. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 2:38 am
    Ohhh nooo lol
  20. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 6:47 am
    even the village elder could not identify it LOL
    Maybe it belonged to the elder...
  21. Profile photo of Kalimata
    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:29 am
    This one did produce quite a few laughs
  22. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:34 am
    @MeGrendel
    dam dude i was just making a joke
    you know way to much about this but you right that odd info to find on Wikipedia
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    They found this 80 meters down in the ground?
  24. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    June 20, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    Noooo,they found it. I tried so hard to bury my shame. I flew to the other side of the globe, dug a hole so deep it took me months (I only had the fleshlight to dig with) and finally that shameful part of my life was buried down in a hole till these little people burrowed down deep inside the earth and returned my shame to the light of day.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 8:00 am
    Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! He`s handling it!!!
    Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!! She talked about it for 2 minutes!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! My brain!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 8:03 am
    Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! They measured it!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!! It was short!!! Arrrrrrggghhhhh!!!

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