Biggest Douchebaggy Truck In The World [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 4 years ago

Side note: It"s owned by the man with the smallest penis in the world.
There are 57 comments:
Male 766
@keith2
feelings of inadequacy yield to over compensation
:psychology 101, simple . . .
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Male 2,592
I don`t get the whole large truck = small penis equation. Those who believe that are angry they drive an Escort to work everyday.
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Female 2,415
Whoops, I`m not the first to notice that.
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Female 2,415
Except for bad gas mileage, I bet it would be really handy in a zombie apocalypse.
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Male 14
The drat is this poo?!? Does an ogre drive this poo or what? HULK NEEDS BIGGER FORD!!!
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Female 349
What!? This thing actually uses bio-diesel!? This is my new favorite truck!
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Female 349
I love this. I wish I had enough money to have something like this. If I could get that monster to run on alt fuel sources A++++++++!
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Male 243
This thing has Kenny Powers written all over it!
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Male 1,737
I like the idea, lots of room for people and their stuff. I just wouldn`t want it on the road cause of the damage it could do. Maybe drop the height three feet so it doesn`t just run over everything smaller.
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Male 2,345
this thing survive a zombie attack/ pssh please.

the only thing this truck is going to do is tip over while running out of gas...or get stuck in the mud due to its weight.

no, no, THIS is what you want when the zombies attack

http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/05/19/best-car-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse/
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Male 500
best car for a zombie Apocalypse
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Male 523
@CynicalGamer
I didn`t say douchey white kids. I said douchey rich white kids.
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Male 96
Well in a Zombie Apocalypse this thing would be super awesome. No need to waste ammo when you can just run over some walkers.
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Male 16
THIS IS REDNICK
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Male 450
@eddy666 Why do they have to be "white kids" to be douchey?
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Male 1,048
Now that`s what ironhide should`ve looked like
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Male 25,416
wow... thats just goin to park next to me now, now i cant get in my car.
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Male 256
furd F-teen thousand
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Male 1,341
Sure, I`ll drive it. Try and cut me off... I dare you.
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Male 523
I don`t see how this is any douchier than the rich white kids who drive around congested cities in a turbo-charged sports car. Honestly, this is probably less douchey just because it`s diesel. Also, there are probably some nice uses for a ride like this. Sports cars are just for showing off.

That being said, I still think this is douchey. Modifying trucks like this just looks bad in my opinion. Also, for all the haters, Ford makes some pretty decent trucks for people who have to rely on them for work and practical purposes.
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Male 5,019
The mother of idiots is allways pregnant.
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Male 1,803
That`s just drating stupid.
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Male 14,330
Here`s the Europeans thinking that a lambo or anyother overpriced sports car gets any beter mileage.
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Male 36,590
Next to driving an actual tank, THIS is the sweetest ride in the WORLD!
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Male 92
I gets 1 highway 0 city.
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Male 1,950
Gee, I don`t know why Ford is a piece of crap company, a good 30 years behind the times ever since 1980. And people get frustrated when others moan about how we need to keep the Amerikuhn car industry alive and well?
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Male 5,413
AMUUUURICA!
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Female 9,405
How do you get in or out of this thing?
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Male 342
@nubblins,

Sadly you`ve never heard of alternative fuels, such as bio-diesel. The truck pictured is an F650 which has a diesel engine which can run on b20 or even B100 which is 100% biodiesel made from recycled oil. So, now what`s your argument? I drive what I drive because I like it. Honestly, I couldn`t give 2 drats what you or anybody else thinks about it.
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Male 14,330
I doubt that`s street legal.
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Male 621
I`d rock it.
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Female 1,743
@Fantom,
Because fossil fuels are a limited resource, and being driving a huge, gas guzzling truck doesn`t make you look cool, it just makes you look douchy and wasteful.
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Male 342
My question is, why is everyone so concerned with what vehicle somebody drives and why they drive it? If I bought this truck simple because I like the way it looks and it`s not like every other pickup out there, what does that have to do with the size of my prick?
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Male 10,339
drat. Buiadh.

I keep misspelling your username. Can`t help it.
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Male 3,445
`I don`t understand how this whole penis compensation malarchy got attached to big trucks.`

Napoleon Complex
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Male 10,339
@Budiah:

1. Well played.
2. Blasphemy. Go rent it post haste sir!
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Male 6,737
"What a drating douchebag you are! I`ve lost all respect. Have you not seen Pulp Fiction?"

1. Did I just troll the biggest troll on IAB?
2. No I haven`t watched Pulp Fiction.
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Female 2,602
>>>I need something like this to get around on my newly purchased Hawaiian island.<<<


Oh yes, I saw that. Sorry to get all Feudal-Lordly about it, but I didn`t quite get how it could be `his private island`, if there`s 3,200 other people live on the bloomin` thing!
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Male 10,339
@skytz: It isn`t the people with gas guzzlers that complain about the price of gas.

It`s the people who drive the pooty Smart cars and Prii that do.

It could also stem from the fact that we have enough oil in this country to drive the price down worldwide by over 50%, but our EPA are drating hippy douchebags.
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Male 5
I don`t understand how this whole penis compensation malarchy got attached to big trucks. If you like big/loud/over the top trucks that means you have a small penis?!?!
Holy God Muffins....Is there any logic left in this world?!?!?!
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Male 687
where else but in America..and then the douche who buys this crap complains about the price of gas
I seriously believe those guys should be shot...then drowned ..then shot again..just to be sure
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Male 10,339
It`s not as cool, as the Ferd F-Teen thousand!
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Male 10,339
"I`d key the poo out of that!"

What a drating douchebag you are! I`ve lost all respect. Have you not seen Pulp Fiction?

Lance: They should be drating killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
Vincent: Boy, I wish I could`ve caught him doing it. I`d have given anything to catch that non-nice individual doing it. It`d been worth him doing it just so I could`ve caught him doing it.
Lance: What a drater!
Vincent: What`s more chickenpoo than drating with a man`s automobile? I mean, don`t drat with another man`s vehicle.
Lance: You don`t do it.
Vincent: It`s just against the rules.
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Male 3,310
I need something like this to get around on my newly purchased Hawaiian island.
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Female 2,602
Funny how little kids love these monster trucks to bits for some reason.

@FoolsPrussia: I`m almost sure she doesn`t have even a little one, you know.
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Male 3,315
Looks like an 18 wheeler cab turned into a pickup truck to me.
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Male 138
Blow it up just because it`s a ford.
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Male 6,737
I`d key the poo out of that!
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Male 72
little penis truck
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Male 3,445
Forget miles per gallon, you have to measure that truck`s fuel consumption in feet per gallon.
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Male 358
Actually, it looks like someone with no penis at all.
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Male 4,893
Douchbaggy? No, that is 157.97% awesome. Must be a Ford F-950?
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Male 579
Tell the ladies you`re well endowed.. buy a junker or a honda, or something that doesn`t scream "I`M OVER COMPENSATING!!"
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Male 3,445
If that person standing next to it is the owner, then I imagine it is a very small penis indeed.
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Male 51
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!
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Male 3,578
so Maddest bught a new truck?
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Female 1,332
Link: Biggest Douchebaggy Truck In The World [Pic] [Rate Link] - Side note: It`s owned by the man with the smallest penis in the world.
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