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57 Responses to Biggest Douchebaggy Truck In The World [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 8:14 am
    Link: Biggest Douchebaggy Truck In The World - Side note: It`s owned by the man with the smallest penis in the world.
  2. Profile photo of dm2754
    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3283 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:51 am
    so Maddest bught a new truck?
  3. Profile photo of Dead_Herring
    Dead_Herring Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:54 am
    12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!
  4. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:57 am
    If that person standing next to it is the owner, then I imagine it is a very small penis indeed.
  5. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:01 am
    Tell the ladies you`re well endowed.. buy a junker or a honda, or something that doesn`t scream "I`M OVER COMPENSATING!!"
  6. Profile photo of turdburglar
    turdburglar Male 30-39
    4711 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:06 am
    Douchbaggy? No, that is 157.97% awesome. Must be a Ford F-950?
  7. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:08 am
    Actually, it looks like someone with no penis at all.
  8. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:10 am
    Forget miles per gallon, you have to measure that truck`s fuel consumption in feet per gallon.
  9. Profile photo of joeblowsglas
    joeblowsglas Male 30-39
    72 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:11 am
    little penis truck
  10. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    I`d key the poo out of that!
  11. Profile photo of Siolas
    Siolas Male 30-39
    138 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    Blow it up just because it`s a ford.
  12. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:32 am
    Looks like an 18 wheeler cab turned into a pickup truck to me.
  13. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:55 am
    Funny how little kids love these monster trucks to bits for some reason.

    @FoolsPrussia: I`m almost sure she doesn`t have even a little one, you know.
  14. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:05 am
    I need something like this to get around on my newly purchased Hawaiian island.
  15. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:14 am
    "I`d key the poo out of that!"

    What a drating douchebag you are! I`ve lost all respect. Have you not seen Pulp Fiction?

    Lance: They should be drating killed. No trial, no jury, straight to execution.
    Vincent: Boy, I wish I could`ve caught him doing it. I`d have given anything to catch that non-nice individual doing it. It`d been worth him doing it just so I could`ve caught him doing it.
    Lance: What a drater!
    Vincent: What`s more chickenpoo than drating with a man`s automobile? I mean, don`t drat with another man`s vehicle.
    Lance: You don`t do it.
    Vincent: It`s just against the rules.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:16 am
    It`s not as cool, as the Ferd F-Teen thousand!
  17. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:18 am
    where else but in America..and then the douche who buys this crap complains about the price of gas
    I seriously believe those guys should be shot...then drowned ..then shot again..just to be sure
  18. Profile photo of ssdrummerguy
    ssdrummerguy Male 18-29
    5 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:21 am
    I don`t understand how this whole penis compensation malarchy got attached to big trucks. If you like big/loud/over the top trucks that means you have a small penis?!?!
    Holy God Muffins....Is there any logic left in this world?!?!?!
  19. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:29 am
    @skytz: It isn`t the people with gas guzzlers that complain about the price of gas.

    It`s the people who drive the pooty Smart cars and Prii that do.

    It could also stem from the fact that we have enough oil in this country to drive the price down worldwide by over 50%, but our EPA are drating hippy douchebags.
  20. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 11:31 am
    >>>I need something like this to get around on my newly purchased Hawaiian island.<<<


    Oh yes, I saw that. Sorry to get all Feudal-Lordly about it, but I didn`t quite get how it could be `his private island`, if there`s 3,200 other people live on the bloomin` thing!
  21. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:07 pm
    "What a drating douchebag you are! I`ve lost all respect. Have you not seen Pulp Fiction?"

    1. Did I just troll the biggest troll on IAB?
    2. No I haven`t watched Pulp Fiction.
  22. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:29 pm
    @Budiah:

    1. Well played.
    2. Blasphemy. Go rent it post haste sir!
  23. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    `I don`t understand how this whole penis compensation malarchy got attached to big trucks.`

    Napoleon Complex
  24. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:31 pm
    drat. Buiadh.

    I keep misspelling your username. Can`t help it.
  25. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:34 pm
    My question is, why is everyone so concerned with what vehicle somebody drives and why they drive it? If I bought this truck simple because I like the way it looks and it`s not like every other pickup out there, what does that have to do with the size of my prick?
  26. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    @Fantom,
    Because fossil fuels are a limited resource, and being driving a huge, gas guzzling truck doesn`t make you look cool, it just makes you look douchy and wasteful.
  27. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 12:45 pm
    I`d rock it.
  28. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:12 pm
    I doubt that`s street legal.
  29. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:14 pm
    @nubblins,

    Sadly you`ve never heard of alternative fuels, such as bio-diesel. The truck pictured is an F650 which has a diesel engine which can run on b20 or even B100 which is 100% biodiesel made from recycled oil. So, now what`s your argument? I drive what I drive because I like it. Honestly, I couldn`t give 2 drats what you or anybody else thinks about it.
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:30 pm
    How do you get in or out of this thing?
  31. Profile photo of 8BitHero
    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:33 pm
    AMUUUURICA!
  32. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:47 pm
    Gee, I don`t know why Ford is a piece of crap company, a good 30 years behind the times ever since 1980. And people get frustrated when others moan about how we need to keep the Amerikuhn car industry alive and well?
  33. Profile photo of slightlys
    slightlys Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:50 pm
    I gets 1 highway 0 city.
  34. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    Next to driving an actual tank, THIS is the sweetest ride in the WORLD!
  35. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    Here`s the Europeans thinking that a lambo or anyother overpriced sports car gets any beter mileage.
  36. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 2:41 pm
    That`s just drating stupid.
  37. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    The mother of idiots is allways pregnant.
  38. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    I don`t see how this is any douchier than the rich white kids who drive around congested cities in a turbo-charged sports car. Honestly, this is probably less douchey just because it`s diesel. Also, there are probably some nice uses for a ride like this. Sports cars are just for showing off.

    That being said, I still think this is douchey. Modifying trucks like this just looks bad in my opinion. Also, for all the haters, Ford makes some pretty decent trucks for people who have to rely on them for work and practical purposes.
  39. Profile photo of Kegomatix
    Kegomatix Male 18-29
    1341 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:06 pm
    Sure, I`ll drive it. Try and cut me off... I dare you.
  40. Profile photo of tsheriff
    tsheriff Male 18-29
    256 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:37 pm
    furd F-teen thousand
  41. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    wow... thats just goin to park next to me now, now i cant get in my car.
  42. Profile photo of Fancysucksss
    Fancysucksss Male 18-29
    1048 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    Now that`s what ironhide should`ve looked like
  43. Profile photo of CynicalGamer
    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    @eddy666 Why do they have to be "white kids" to be douchey?
  44. Profile photo of redfeldblood
    redfeldblood Male 13-17
    16 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 6:52 pm
    THIS IS REDNICK
  45. Profile photo of whyteman
    whyteman Male 30-39
    96 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    Well in a Zombie Apocalypse this thing would be super awesome. No need to waste ammo when you can just run over some walkers.
  46. Profile photo of eddy666
    eddy666 Male 30-39
    523 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm
    @CynicalGamer
    I didn`t say douchey white kids. I said douchey rich white kids.
  47. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    best car for a zombie Apocalypse
  48. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 12:49 am
    this thing survive a zombie attack/ pssh please.

    the only thing this truck is going to do is tip over while running out of gas...or get stuck in the mud due to its weight.

    no, no, THIS is what you want when the zombies attack

    http://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2011/05/19/best-car-to-survive-a-zombie-apocalypse/
  49. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 7:55 am
    I like the idea, lots of room for people and their stuff. I just wouldn`t want it on the road cause of the damage it could do. Maybe drop the height three feet so it doesn`t just run over everything smaller.
  50. Profile photo of Kickan
    Kickan Male 18-29
    243 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 8:47 am
    This thing has Kenny Powers written all over it!
  51. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 3:19 pm
    I love this. I wish I had enough money to have something like this. If I could get that monster to run on alt fuel sources A++++++++!
  52. Profile photo of Misfit-Mutt
    Misfit-Mutt Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    What!? This thing actually uses bio-diesel!? This is my new favorite truck!
  53. Profile photo of thefuzzmanco
    thefuzzmanco Male 30-39
    14 posts
    June 22, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    The drat is this poo?!? Does an ogre drive this poo or what? HULK NEEDS BIGGER FORD!!!
  54. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 23, 2012 at 5:22 am
    Except for bad gas mileage, I bet it would be really handy in a zombie apocalypse.
  55. Profile photo of Wendypants
    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 23, 2012 at 5:22 am
    Whoops, I`m not the first to notice that.
  56. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 23, 2012 at 11:48 pm
    I don`t get the whole large truck = small penis equation. Those who believe that are angry they drive an Escort to work everyday.
  57. Profile photo of photomstr
    photomstr Male 50-59
    766 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 9:15 am
    @keith2
    feelings of inadequacy yield to over compensation
    :psychology 101, simple . . .

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