American History Retold For Rednecks

Submitted by: ryan99 4 years ago in Funny

A simplified version of how the history of America happened--as told by a dumb redneck.
There are 21 comments:
Male 201
ooooh, TJ, we love you
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Male 1,360
oldollie/crackjackass just came
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Male 2,737
That`s about right.
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Male 51
are you guys actually taking this seriously?
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Female 9,475
My IQ just dropped a whole 10 points.
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Female 2,228
Bacon_pie that`s the point.

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Male 3,894
This was just lame. "hurr hurr hurr the south is dumb" No sh*t. We know that. If you`re going to do something like this, either record someone`s genuine recounting of history, or make it witty in some way.
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Male 38,483

Redneck Dishwasher


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Male 2,345
only reason why the whites ever defeated the Indians because a disease wiped out 90% of the Indians BEFORE the whites arrived.

google it. had that not happened the population would have been millions stronger and the whites would have been sent home.
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Male 3,061
This was dumber than a sack of turds.
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Male 3,364
Next time someone tries to tell you that it`s the liberal democrats that are the racists and bring up how Republicans freed the slaves, show them the picture of that crowd hold "race-mixing is COMMUNISM" picture.
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Male 6,737
Funniest thing is there`s people in America who`s beliefs aren`t too far from this.
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Male 449
Copy+Paste from Fox News?
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Male 95
4th of July, hehe.
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Male 5,413
TAA! XD
Damn this was funny!
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Male 3,612
to funny
we need more post like this
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Male 616
retarded post
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Male 7,611
Sounds like he was reading from Carman`s memoirs.
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Male 38,483

mmmm Corn pone.

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Male 5,811
Ha, that was pretty funny. "They ain`t had no 360 yet, this is the PAST stupid." XD
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Male 2,344
Link: American History Retold For Rednecks [Rate Link] - A simplified version of how the history of America happened--as told by a dumb redneck.
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