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Date: 06/24/12 03:09 PM

48 Responses to All Of The Animals! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Crabes
    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    June 21, 2012 at 5:09 am
    Link: All Of The Animals! - I-A- B love puns.
  2. Profile photo of Hisky
    Hisky Male 18-29
    117 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:14 pm
    Suprisingly amusing. To me anyway.
  3. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:18 pm
    That`s Punny, LOLOL
  4. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    A bit of a stretch for the majority of those puns.
  5. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:24 pm

    Those animals are stressing out.
    They should just close their eyes and breeth deep.
    And no Peking Duck!
  6. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm
    A *bit* of a stretch!?

  7. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm
    This post is a CATastrophy!

    No, it`s pretty funny, actually!
  8. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 3:57 pm
    I thought it was pretty dog-gone funny too. Of course, I`m as crazy as a loon.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 4:17 pm

    My favorite was the horse.
    A very stable animal.
  10. Profile photo of Overbored-
    Overbored- Female 18-29
    34 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm
    What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. Ba dum tsh
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    Q. Did you hear about the vet that had to prescribe Viagra to the alligator?
    A. It had reptile dysfunction.
  12. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    It`s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn`t reindeer!
  13. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2343 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 5:52 pm
    Showed this to my granddaughter who is nine- she thought this is hysterical.
    Laughing children are the best thing.
  14. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 5:55 pm
    heheh, clean cheesy humor ftw
  15. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 6:01 pm



    (My cat, Thelma, `helping` me brush my teeth every morning and night :-)).
  16. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party
  17. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 6:15 pm
    Q: What`s orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A: A carrot.*





    * MacG realises this isn`t a pun, just the sort of stupid joke that makes me laugh. :-)
  18. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 6:19 pm
    why should i caribou your stupid puns, eh?
  19. Profile photo of MacGuffin
    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 6:36 pm
    why should i caribou your stupid puns, eh?

    Calm down, deer.
  20. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 7:07 pm

    Little known fact, if you get enough spiders in your house it can turn into a no fly zone.
  21. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    This was punishment.
  22. Profile photo of FoolsPrussia
    FoolsPrussia Male 30-39
    3446 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 7:51 pm
    Q: What`s brown and sounds like a bell?
    A: DUNG!
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    How`s the weather there? It`s raining cats and dogs here. There are poodles all over the road.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    ONLINE STORE :

    ==== ( http://www.squrlmall.com ) =====

    acorns $23/bushel

    assorted woodland mushrooms $5/pint

    fresh plump grubs $1/doz

    pine bark beetles $6/pint

    beechnuts $4 pint

    companion squirrels $240

    attack squirrels $600

    internet-savvy squirrels $2,000 limited quantity

    ==== ( http://www.squrlmall.com ) =====
  25. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    It`s reaching - but still manages.
  26. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 9:00 pm
    vv @MacGufflin: Your kitty is BEAUTIFUL! I bet she`s brimming with personality :-) (PURRsonality! lolz! I swear that was an accident!)

    @Squrilz: Still funny!
  27. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    Squrlz: I`ll still sell ya some wild walnuts $10 a bushell. Jackal hook ya up.
  28. Profile photo of DShephard
    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 9:27 pm
    Grandma humor?
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 9:36 pm

    I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
  30. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 9:59 pm
    My dog gave birth on the side of the road, and was promptly ticketed for littering.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 24, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
  32. Profile photo of nofatchicks
    nofatchicks Male 18-29
    257 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 12:08 am

  33. Profile photo of miasmaat
    miasmaat Female 18-29
    298 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 12:46 am
    Words fail. Crappest thing i`ve seen all day.
  34. Profile photo of Langer
    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 1:40 am
    not boar-ed anymore...
  35. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 1:47 am
    If it`s not about elephants, it`s irrelephant!
  36. Profile photo of Shelworth
    Shelworth Male 50-59
    385 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 5:08 am
    I think it be-hooves me to steer clear of this one!
  37. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 6:09 am
    Deer me this is getting old
  38. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 7:01 am

    When they said `curiosity killed the cat`, they weren`t kitten.
  39. Profile photo of honkeylips
    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 7:17 am
    This is so funny it should be ill-eagle.
  40. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 8:33 am
    Cheetahs- this is paw post.
  41. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 8:38 am

    Evil wildebeests = Bad gnus
  42. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 9:03 am
    So we all hope the creator of this terrible crime against comedy FOX right off?
  43. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7559 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Aaah squrlz- do me a good price on grubs by the bushel. Ducks like grubs- might come back to you for internet savvy squirrel in a week or so...
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 10:21 am

    Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
    She had mittens
  45. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 5:45 pm

  46. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    I`m glad that post didn`t have any pigs.
    They`re such boars.
  47. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1110 posts
    June 25, 2012 at 11:45 pm
    I was so adament about not laughing at this crap...then I got to Alpaca. So bad...its funny lol.
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36662 posts
    June 26, 2012 at 6:03 am

    Pythons go to great lengths to kill their prey, Cheetahs mostly eat fast food, and when bees go out they`re on their best bee-hive-ior.

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