All Of The Animals! [Pic]

Submitted by: Crabes 4 years ago Entertainment

I-A- B love puns.
There are 48 comments:
Male 37,889

Pythons go to great lengths to kill their prey, Cheetahs mostly eat fast food, and when bees go out they`re on their best bee-hive-ior.
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Male 1,252
I was so adament about not laughing at this crap...then I got to Alpaca. So bad...its funny lol.
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Male 37,889

I`m glad that post didn`t have any pigs.
They`re such boars.
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Male 1,083

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Male 37,889

Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens
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Female 7,838
Aaah squrlz- do me a good price on grubs by the bushel. Ducks like grubs- might come back to you for internet savvy squirrel in a week or so...
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Male 258
So we all hope the creator of this terrible crime against comedy FOX right off?
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Male 37,889

Evil wildebeests = Bad gnus
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Female 7,838
Cheetahs- this is paw post.
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Male 1,586
This is so funny it should be ill-eagle.
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Male 37,889

When they said `curiosity killed the cat`, they weren`t kitten.
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Male 196
Deer me this is getting old
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Male 440
I think it be-hooves me to steer clear of this one!
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Male 4,793
If it`s not about elephants, it`s irrelephant!
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Male 395
not boar-ed anymore...
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Female 298
Words fail. Crappest thing i`ve seen all day.
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Male 257

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Male 37,889

Smartly dressed poultry would be called chic hens.
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Male 3,364
My dog gave birth on the side of the road, and was promptly ticketed for littering.
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Male 37,889

I phoned the zoo but the lion was busy.
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Male 1,595
Grandma humor?
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Male 17,512
Squrlz: I`ll still sell ya some wild walnuts $10 a bushell. Jackal hook ya up.
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Male 36,509
vv @MacGufflin: Your kitty is BEAUTIFUL! I bet she`s brimming with personality :-) (PURRsonality! lolz! I swear that was an accident!)

@Squrilz: Still funny!
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Male 3,631
It`s reaching - but still manages.
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Male 6,227

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acorns $23/bushel

assorted woodland mushrooms $5/pint

fresh plump grubs $1/doz

pine bark beetles $6/pint

beechnuts $4 pint

companion squirrels $240

attack squirrels $600

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Male 37,889

How`s the weather there? It`s raining cats and dogs here. There are poodles all over the road.
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Male 3,445
Q: What`s brown and sounds like a bell?
A: DUNG!
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Male 15,832
This was punishment.
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Male 37,889

Little known fact, if you get enough spiders in your house it can turn into a no fly zone.
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Female 2,602
[quote]why should i caribou your stupid puns, eh?[/quote]

Calm down, deer.
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Male 1,674
why should i caribou your stupid puns, eh?
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Female 2,602
Q: What`s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot.*





* MacG realises this isn`t a pun, just the sort of stupid joke that makes me laugh. :-)
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Male 37,889

When a new hive is done bees have a house swarming party
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Female 2,602



(My cat, Thelma, `helping` me brush my teeth every morning and night :-)).
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Female 1,743
heheh, clean cheesy humor ftw
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Male 2,631
Showed this to my granddaughter who is nine- she thought this is hysterical.
Laughing children are the best thing.
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Male 1,377
It`s raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn`t reindeer!
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Male 37,889

Q. Did you hear about the vet that had to prescribe Viagra to the alligator?
A. It had reptile dysfunction.
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Female 34
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. Ba dum tsh
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Male 37,889

My favorite was the horse.
A very stable animal.
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Male 3,364
I thought it was pretty dog-gone funny too. Of course, I`m as crazy as a loon.
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Male 36,509
This post is a CATastrophy!

No, it`s pretty funny, actually!
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Male 6,737
A *bit* of a stretch!?

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Male 37,889

Those animals are stressing out.
They should just close their eyes and breeth deep.
And no Peking Duck!
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Male 3,894
A bit of a stretch for the majority of those puns.
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Male 2,229
That`s Punny, LOLOL
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Male 117
Suprisingly amusing. To me anyway.
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Male 1,284
Link: All Of The Animals! [Pic] [Rate Link] - I-A- B love puns.
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