A Truthful End To EULA [Pic]

Submitted by: patchgrabber 4 years ago Entertainment

Nailed it.
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Male 3,631
madest - did you just preclude the Human CentiPad? Damnit!
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Male 360
tl;dr
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Male 5,413
It`s true. Nobody, not even the people who create these read other peoples T&C`s.
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Male 5,608
...And as long as no one is using Internet Explorer to control medical equipment or nuclear reactors...
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Male 5,608
A bit over ten years ago, I put this in the EULA of data acquisition package I delivered:
"Look, just don’t f*ck around. This version is for [X-odd company] only. I AM watching you. By the way, quit looking at so much porn."
[]I do not agree
[]I agree

The company president called, laughing and out of breath, telling me to leave it in. The icon and splash screen contained pentagrams. The six years I dealt with them, only one chick ever noticed. I did similar things to their login MOTD, also.
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Male 7,378
What annoys me is they take your money first and then ask if you agree to the terms. I think that would negate whatever contractual agreement they came up with.
Apples the worst. You buy an outrageously priced device and every time there`s an update you can`t use it unless you agree to the new terms. I`m no lawyer but I`m pretty sure those agreements wouldn`t hold water in a court of law.
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Male 1,625
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Male 833
but no one would read all that
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Female 9,402
haha, so true.
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Male 6,737
Truths.
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Male 1,243
EULA`s should be laymens terms:

1: don`t copy this and give it to anyone.
2: don`t give out your password.
3: don`t blame us if this destroys your life in any way.

[]Agree []Decline
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Male 5,811
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