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Date: 06/02/12 06:00 PM

27 Responses to A Real Man Of Genius [Pic]

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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Link: A Real Man Of Genius - You`re Welcome!
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 6:11 pm
    That`s actually pretty genius.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 6:13 pm
    Some guys are going to read this and write "You`re the worlds greatest mother" in their anniversary card.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 6:29 pm
    Except for the fact that the guys who do this will be busted as soon as she starts expecting some spontaneous comments like that and he totally drats it up.
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    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    first time iab will help get me laid
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:13 pm

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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    Challenge accepted !!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:28 pm
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm
    I`ve done that before, never fails!
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    Gregg Hughes is a genius.
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 8:55 pm
    @freddyferret

    You`re assuming that every woman is going to believe that what he put down was spontaneous and not thought out beforehand.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    @notorious - No, I`m just saying that at some point she will ask for more. Unless he can sneak back to the store or get online, he`s drated. If she sits there with him and says, "It`s ok, take your time and think of something like you wrote in that card." he doesn`t stand a chance. It will happen, I guarantee it. I`m not saying women don`t deserve it, but once you do it they`ll want more and if you can`t deliver you might as well jump off of a cliff.
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    deathcab4aj Female 30-39
    167 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 9:32 pm
    Ya that`s a great way to start a healthy, loving relationship.
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    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    @deathcab4aj

    Somebody doesn`t know a joke when they see it.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 11:33 pm
    deathcab4aj

    having a sense of humor I hear helps relationships greatly also...just saying.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
    3278 posts
    June 2, 2012 at 11:37 pm
    I thought, obviously incorrectly, that the "real men of genius" theme presented by some beer company was supposed to highlight some slightly questionable contribution to humanity but over-glorify it to the point of theater of the absurd. This just smells like failed dreams and lost direction.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 12:09 am
    Sounds good to me!
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    habs Male 18-29
    10 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 1:11 am
    I have been doing that for years. I don`t copy it exactly though, I take bits and pieces of what I like and add my own flare to it.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 1:36 am
    You can find all sorts of love poems on the internet, pick and choose the appropriate parts, and make your own just as easily.

    Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren`t ready for that challenge you`ll be screwed.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 3:02 am
    ""Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren`t ready for that challenge you`ll be screwed. ""

    ___

    Oh yes, been there done that...pretty awkward.

    Eventually, I had to come clean.
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 5:27 am
    Did it once in 1975. Knew right away it wasn`t me.

    Just write, "You`re not getting older, you`re getting better."

    until they turn thirty seven and then you can write,

    "Yup, you`re just getting older."
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 5:47 am
    I just take my wife to the store, pick out a card, show it to her and say from me, then put it back. Mission accomplished.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 9:17 am
    Woah... Mind blown.
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    418 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 9:54 am
    I hate cards. Hate giving them, hate getting them. Why waste a few dollars on forced and often faked sentiment?
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 11:34 am
    Opie Radio...haha
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 3, 2012 at 3:33 pm
    Cards are pointless anyway.
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    BooneOfelia9 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 7, 2012 at 7:28 am
    like Thelma implied I am stunned that anyone can profit $9563 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this site====>>
    http://x.co/kiA8

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