A Real Man Of Genius [Pic]

Submitted by: Smutleybutt 4 years ago in Misc

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Male 14
like Thelma implied I am stunned that anyone can profit $9563 in a few weeks on the computer. have you seen this site====>>
http://x.co/kiA8
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Male 5,413
Cards are pointless anyway.
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Male 2,790
Opie Radio...haha
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Male 531
I hate cards. Hate giving them, hate getting them. Why waste a few dollars on forced and often faked sentiment?
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Male 4,793
Woah... Mind blown.
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Male 296
I just take my wife to the store, pick out a card, show it to her and say from me, then put it back. Mission accomplished.
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Male 3,475
Did it once in 1975. Knew right away it wasn`t me.

Just write, "You`re not getting older, you`re getting better."

until they turn thirty seven and then you can write,

"Yup, you`re just getting older."
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Female 3,727
""Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren`t ready for that challenge you`ll be screwed. ""

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Oh yes, been there done that...pretty awkward.

Eventually, I had to come clean.
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Male 17,512
You can find all sorts of love poems on the internet, pick and choose the appropriate parts, and make your own just as easily.

Just be careful doing that too often, she might really believe you are a poet and want you to tell her poem(s) for her on-the-spot, if you aren`t ready for that challenge you`ll be screwed.
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Male 10
I have been doing that for years. I don`t copy it exactly though, I take bits and pieces of what I like and add my own flare to it.
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Male 6,737
Sounds good to me!
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Male 3,310
I thought, obviously incorrectly, that the "real men of genius" theme presented by some beer company was supposed to highlight some slightly questionable contribution to humanity but over-glorify it to the point of theater of the absurd. This just smells like failed dreams and lost direction.
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Male 2,345
deathcab4aj

having a sense of humor I hear helps relationships greatly also...just saying.
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Male 678
@deathcab4aj

Somebody doesn`t know a joke when they see it.
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Female 167
Ya that`s a great way to start a healthy, loving relationship.
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Male 11,740
@notorious - No, I`m just saying that at some point she will ask for more. Unless he can sneak back to the store or get online, he`s drated. If she sits there with him and says, "It`s ok, take your time and think of something like you wrote in that card." he doesn`t stand a chance. It will happen, I guarantee it. I`m not saying women don`t deserve it, but once you do it they`ll want more and if you can`t deliver you might as well jump off of a cliff.
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Male 151
@freddyferret

You`re assuming that every woman is going to believe that what he put down was spontaneous and not thought out beforehand.
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Male 151
Gregg Hughes is a genius.
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Male 3,909
I`ve done that before, never fails!
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Male 38,457
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Male 1,810
Challenge accepted !!
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Female 8,044

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Male 450
first time iab will help get me laid
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Male 11,740
Except for the fact that the guys who do this will be busted as soon as she starts expecting some spontaneous comments like that and he totally drats it up.
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Female 2,602
Some guys are going to read this and write "You`re the worlds greatest mother" in their anniversary card.
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Female 4,447
That`s actually pretty genius.
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Male 1,377
Link: A Real Man Of Genius [Pic] [Rate Link] - You`re Welcome!
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