3 Signs You Might be a Terrorist

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Well I guess I am a terrorist...how about you? Here"s what the FBI says to look out for.
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Male 7,123
Patchgrabber,Those were good flyers. I loved the one about `Sleepers`. That would certainly help you spot the worst sleeper ever.
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Male 7,123
132: Looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
133: Not looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
134: Making eye contact with security staff.
135: Not making eye contact with security staff.
136: Frequently checking cellphone.
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Female 2,549
It`s cashfor the big ticket items NOT small purchases. She has got it wrong
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Male 1,104
now why would a terrorist want to buy a newspaper? to check the weather forecast before the suicide bombing? (wet fuses can be a turn off, of course).
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Male 1,104
cute. she got a bit of a scarlett johansson thing doing on, no? i love her voice.
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Male 14,826
Who are the real terrorists?
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Male 14,826
They really want everyone to be afraid of everyone else. Then they get more funding.
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Female 2,415
I REALLY love her not-so-subtle sarcasm about the message sent by the FBI in the story. Well done reporter lady!
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Male 735
how do i know terrorists even exist?
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Female 6,381
Well, this explains those non-nice individuals on the paintball range who are always grabbing other players and yelling "Alluah akbar!"
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Male 712
Patriot Act Concerns Response: Oh don`t worry...it`s just until we get bin Laden and clear this mess up

Patriot Act II Concerns Response: Oh you don`t want bin Laden to win, do you?

Looks like he won. Didn`t have to be alive to do it either.

The FBI still wants to combat terrorism...an idea. I can simplify that. Stop Being So F.U.C.K.I.N.G. Terrified!

I`m not scared of a boogeyman I`ll never meet. I`m not scared of my neighbor or the world around me. For all intents and purposes I know how to handle myself. I don`t need anyone looking in on me or watching over me and If I buy something you can`t trace then it`s none of your damned business.

See? Simple!
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Male 2,756
The first sign you may be a terrorist- you work for the government.
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Male 1,239
Be frightened, fear and suspect everyone. Especially the evil bastards trying to stay out of debt by avoiding the credit system or even worse the bastards who dare to have privacy!
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Female 2,602
There`s a Scottish couple, Brian and Kerry-Ann Howes, that are fighting extradition to Arizona, USA right now. They ran a business in Scotland selling chemicals. They sent red phosphorus (which is legal to trade in the UK - it`s used in fireworks) to US-based customers, who subsequently used it to make methamphetamine. Whilst they ran their business, the Howes helped the UK`s Special Branch to keep track of any "suspicious purchases" made using their mail-order service.

Some aspects of the advice given out by the FBI to businesses is sensible. E.g., someone with missing fingers buying chemicals and/or electrical components *is* something of a red flag (but it`s even more of a red flag for someone with a charred hand and missing fingers to report to A&E). However, it makes you think twice about helping the authorities, when business owners themselves can fall under suspicion merely for dealing in commodities that are entirely legal within their own jurisdiction.
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Male 10,855
New Title: 3 Ways to Discourage the Everyday Man from Exercising their Right to Privacy.

Fixed.
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Male 439
I got awfully weary of her poor grammar.
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Male 1,754
Lulz!
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Female 734
OMG I am a sleeper cell or Keyser Söze or...never mind
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Male 646
Maybe they need some supervision out there.
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Female 1,803
Did she repeatedly say "be WEARY"? It`s "WARY" people!
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Male 687
so if you buy a pair a headphones, go eat some lunch and check your email...you`re drated
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Male 5,413
Land of the FREEEEEEEEEEE!
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Male 1,284
DIVIDE ET IMPERA - Roman political maxim


Divide and reign.

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Male 878
At least there is some backlash against this BS these days. After 9-11 it was all "Hell, yes, take ALL my personal freedoms and save us from the terrorists who are everywhere." People are waking up to the fact that govts control people by keeping them afraid.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Here comes more terror bs from the US.[/quote]
The terrorists definitely did their job then, because they are still scared sh|tless it seems, at least on a media and national level (I know not all Americans are scared of terrorists).
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Male 5,811
Full list of pamphlets here. It`s full of lol.
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Male 1,497
Here comes more terror bs from the US. Cash and personal privacy is the terrorist now.
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Female 8,044
Link: 3 Signs You Might be a Terrorist [Rate Link] - Well I guess I am a terrorist...how about you? Here`s what the FBI says to look out for.
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