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Date: 06/08/12 01:00 PM

28 Responses to 3 Signs You Might be a Terrorist

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 12:25 pm
    Link: 3 Signs You Might be a Terrorist - Well I guess I am a terrorist...how about you? Here`s what the FBI says to look out for.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:09 pm
    Here comes more terror bs from the US. Cash and personal privacy is the terrorist now.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:13 pm
    Full list of pamphlets here. It`s full of lol.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:17 pm
    Here comes more terror bs from the US.
    The terrorists definitely did their job then, because they are still scared sh|tless it seems, at least on a media and national level (I know not all Americans are scared of terrorists).
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    At least there is some backlash against this BS these days. After 9-11 it was all "Hell, yes, take ALL my personal freedoms and save us from the terrorists who are everywhere." People are waking up to the fact that govts control people by keeping them afraid.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:26 pm
    DIVIDE ET IMPERA - Roman political maxim


    Divide and reign.

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    8BitHero Male 18-29
    5414 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    Land of the FREEEEEEEEEEE!
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    so if you buy a pair a headphones, go eat some lunch and check your email...you`re drated
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 1:52 pm
    Did she repeatedly say "be WEARY"? It`s "WARY" people!
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Maybe they need some supervision out there.
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    Willowwatch Female 30-39
    734 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 2:26 pm
    OMG I am a sleeper cell or Keyser Söze or...never mind
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:00 pm
    Lulz!
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    sosueme1966 Male 40-49
    439 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm
    I got awfully weary of her poor grammar.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10722 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    New Title: 3 Ways to Discourage the Everyday Man from Exercising their Right to Privacy.

    Fixed.
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    MacGuffin Female 30-39
    2602 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    There`s a Scottish couple, Brian and Kerry-Ann Howes, that are fighting extradition to Arizona, USA right now. They ran a business in Scotland selling chemicals. They sent red phosphorus (which is legal to trade in the UK - it`s used in fireworks) to US-based customers, who subsequently used it to make methamphetamine. Whilst they ran their business, the Howes helped the UK`s Special Branch to keep track of any "suspicious purchases" made using their mail-order service.

    Some aspects of the advice given out by the FBI to businesses is sensible. E.g., someone with missing fingers buying chemicals and/or electrical components *is* something of a red flag (but it`s even more of a red flag for someone with a charred hand and missing fingers to report to A&E). However, it makes you think twice about helping the authorities, when business owners themselves can fall under suspicion merely for dealing in commodities that are entirely legal within their own jurisdiction.
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    Be frightened, fear and suspect everyone. Especially the evil bastards trying to stay out of debt by avoiding the credit system or even worse the bastards who dare to have privacy!
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2314 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    The first sign you may be a terrorist- you work for the government.
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    Genocyde Male 30-39
    712 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 7:33 pm
    Patriot Act Concerns Response: Oh don`t worry...it`s just until we get bin Laden and clear this mess up

    Patriot Act II Concerns Response: Oh you don`t want bin Laden to win, do you?

    Looks like he won. Didn`t have to be alive to do it either.

    The FBI still wants to combat terrorism...an idea. I can simplify that. Stop Being So F.U.C.K.I.N.G. Terrified!

    I`m not scared of a boogeyman I`ll never meet. I`m not scared of my neighbor or the world around me. For all intents and purposes I know how to handle myself. I don`t need anyone looking in on me or watching over me and If I buy something you can`t trace then it`s none of your damned business.

    See? Simple!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    June 8, 2012 at 10:59 pm
    Well, this explains those non-nice individuals on the paintball range who are always grabbing other players and yelling "Alluah akbar!"
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    mon360 Male 13-17
    735 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 3:42 am
    how do i know terrorists even exist?
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 5:01 am
    I REALLY love her not-so-subtle sarcasm about the message sent by the FBI in the story. Well done reporter lady!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 6:56 am
    They really want everyone to be afraid of everyone else. Then they get more funding.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 6:56 am
    Who are the real terrorists?
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 7:10 am
    cute. she got a bit of a scarlett johansson thing doing on, no? i love her voice.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 7:12 am
    now why would a terrorist want to buy a newspaper? to check the weather forecast before the suicide bombing? (wet fuses can be a turn off, of course).
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 7:46 am
    It`s cashfor the big ticket items NOT small purchases. She has got it wrong
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6674 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 9:49 am
    132: Looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
    133: Not looking nervous in airport departure lounge.
    134: Making eye contact with security staff.
    135: Not making eye contact with security staff.
    136: Frequently checking cellphone.
    !37: ...

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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6674 posts
    June 9, 2012 at 9:57 am
    Patchgrabber,Those were good flyers. I loved the one about `Sleepers`. That would certainly help you spot the worst sleeper ever.

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