10 Survivalist Uses For A Tampon With Photos

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Science

Because the zombie apocalypse is gonna happen anytime soon now, everyone should carry a tampon with them at all times.
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Male 2,737
I carry a handful of them as well as Maxipads in my Bug Out Bag,just for those reasons.
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Male 6,196
the magnafire is one of the flat plastic kind used in many types of flashlights and often foud in book and stationary stores. EXTREMLY useful in camping
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Male 6,196
you try typing with bad cateracts and see how well you spell
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Female 846
already carry a tampon with me everywhere I go....looks like I`ll be set in the zombie apocalypse.
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Male 3,482
Last time I handled a tampon, a female friend was threatening to shove the damn thing up my nose.

Things got even MORE awkward when I ended up with a pretty bad nosebleed from our mini-wrestling match, and we ended up using it to stop the bleeding anyway.

From that point forward I`ve always shied away from tampons. I don`t like the idea of getting ANOTHER stuffed in my nasal cavities.
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Male 5,626
"And not one of them is `use it for it`s designed purpose so wild animals are not attracted to the woman with whom you are stranded...`"
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Male 3,310
If the zombie apocalypse comes and someone tells me to *clicky-clicky* a tampon, I will know to shoot first and ask questions later.
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Female 289
The fishing bobber is particularly creative.
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Female 6,381
I give up, ZigRat: WTF is a ferensel magnafirer?
Choholate, merrors, signeling, ciggeretts, and apocoliptic I guessed, but not that one.
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Male 5,174
"someone has too much time on his hands."
And someone have so much cotton between their legs.
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Male 5,174
When allready used tampons can be useful also like a bait to trow at zombies to lure them in a different direction from the one we are running.
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Female 4,084
someone has too much time on his hands.
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Male 6,196
Other improvised items with Tons of survival uses are steel wool (combined with tinder from a tampon make a great fire starter) a 9 volt battery
used to start the fire with the steel wool. choholate (often found in survival rations ) makes an excellent polishimng compound to create survival merrors out of old soda cans for starting fires, signeling help etc. a small ferensel magnafirer (flat light and inexpensive)And Remember ciggeretts (more useful for use as money, hunting and medical uses than smoking in a post apocoliptic society)
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Male 5,413
I hate The Chive!
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Male 5,202
When I was in high school my favorite pipes were the ones we made out of our friends cardboard applicators and a bit of tin foil - perfect mini steamroller.
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Male 250
Oh boy... how they just posted the screenshots >__>

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Female 3,696
This is kind of awesome. I remember when my parents were younger, at Thanksgiving my uncle cut himself cutting the turkey. They bound him up with pads and whisked him off to the hospital and the doctors complimented their quick thinking! It`s the most sanitary, absorbent item in the house X]
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Male 2,855
pfft, if i were lost with a girl, i would let her have them, i would rather die than hear her bitch she stained herself on and on
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Male 4,745
Actually, as goofy as this seems on first look, it`s actually a very valid list of uses. If you were in a plane crash or lost in the woods and your wife/girl friend had a bunch in her purse, I could see how they could come in handy.
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Male 21,023
Link: 10 Survivalist Uses For A Tampon With Photos [Rate Link] - Because the zombie apocalypse is gonna happen anytime soon now, everyone should carry a tampon with them at all times.
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