Yahoo! News: Covering The Pressing Issues [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago

Your health depends on this editorial!
There are 21 comments:
Male 182
I feel an urge to beat his face in.. so maybe.
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Male 5,811
The children of Flock of Seagulls are all grow`d up!
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Male 14,330
It affects your fertility because I`ll kick you in the balls if I see that s**t.
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Male 2,551
It removes your ability to percieve depth, so you wont be able to dodge the fist coming at you for having a stupid haircut. :3
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Male 6,737
Course it can, you`d get beaten up everywhere you went.
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Female 4,349
I dunno, it hurts me to look at it. does that count?
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Male 15,510
Yup, it can cause amblyopia, the medical term for lazy eye-

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Male 2,841
It causes you testicles to slowly implode in protest of your pansy assness.
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Female 2,674
Mitt Romney might beat the sh*t out of you...
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Male 1,045
You could get the poo beaten out of you.
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Male 37,913

Yes, yes it can. You can be ass-whooped when rednecks see you sporting this doo.
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Male 3,909
@imnakdjumpme - We should be allowed to kill emo kids here, make it part of hunting season or something.
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Female 2
"As a frequent visitor to yahoo I can tell you that this was on the front page. And I actually skimmed through the article. The reason why the haircut is dangerous is because it is covering one eye. Aren`t you glad you know now?"

Your skimming is slightly lacking, as that can be seen in the cover photo. The issue is actually that the hairstyle has been determined to cause a future lazy eye.
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Female 193
As a frequent visitor to yahoo I can tell you that this was on the front page. And I actually skimmed through the article. The reason why the haircut is dangerous is because it is covering one eye. Aren`t you glad you know now?
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Male 598
"Can this haircut hurt your health?"

If you live in the middle east...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17333275
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Male 1,832
Well dye and hair spray aren`t good for you..
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Male 642
stupid post is stupid.. without the address line, how are we supposed to know it`s the main page and not a "not so important" section like "celebrity news" or something? And even if.. you seriously get your news from yahoo?
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Female 423
-_- really? I don`t understand how a hair cut like that is bad for your health. The only hair cut I can think of that COULD POSSIBLY cause heath problems is dread locks. Only then, its dry or irritated scalp. Dumb.
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Male 267
Read the bottom headline as Rufio looking forward to `years` in Senate. Oddly appropriate.
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Male 1,586
I think it can hurt your health because you`re most likely to get your ass kicked for looking like a douche.
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Male 19,887
Link: Yahoo! News: Covering The Pressing Issues [Pic] [Rate Link] - Your health depends on this editorial!
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