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Date: 05/07/12 02:01 PM

29 Responses to Will Blackstone: World`s Least Romantic Guy [Pic]

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    SaintPatty Male 18-29
    970 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 1:41 pm
    Link: Will Blackstone: World`s Least Romantic Guy - How soon after do you think Mrs. Blackstone had an affair?
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    turtledude89 Female 18-29
    19 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    men don`t understand women at all.

    if my husband invented the washing machine for me, he`d be getting a bj every day until my next birthday.
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    swoop408 Male 18-29
    1754 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    Probably never considering he made her life of manually washing his clothes A LOT EASIER by INVENTING the washing machine.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    This is as old as the hils, still chuckle enducing.
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    Whitemn Male 18-29
    155 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm
    Does anyone do research around here? the 1800`s Women and Men had a strict men worked, women stayed home and did housework(women couldn`t even vote till 1920). The fact he did this, wouldn`t that mean he`s the Best husband of the year?
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    unmercyfuldu Male 18-29
    762 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:13 pm
    Uh, except that is really awesome. Watching your wife struggle and waste time cleaning clothes against a washboard. So you do what? Oh yeah, invent something still used 130 years later.
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    i hope she appreciated that he weant tough a lot a torble to invent somethimg naver seen before just for her
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    why give a dishwasher to a dishwasher?
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    badpolitics Male 30-39
    24 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    What`s that old saying? If she wants the dish washer to match the stove; buy her a white dress?
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
    625 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm
    Yea what a dick, I mean really what kind of jerk spends a ton of time and effort to make his wife`s work load a whole lot easier...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:47 pm
    Back in those days, especially, he probably got it all night for this invention. It saved her a ton of time and work. Not to mention he probably made a few dollars off of it and was able to really do things for her. Fail caption.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    May 7, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    Does anyone do research around here? the 1800`s Women and Men had a strict men worked, women stayed home and did housework

    If you do more research, you`ll find that it wasn`t that simple (and never was, at any time in history). That was the norm in some socio-economic groups (presumably including the Blackstones), but it wasn`t universal for everyone.

    The fact he did this, wouldn`t that mean he`s the Best husband of the year?

    I`d say so. He put a lot of time and thought and consideration for her into that gift.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:50 pm
    Yeah, at the time it was invented that would make him the world`s BEST husband. It was probably the other way around, every woman would want to f*ck him.
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    imnakdjumpme Male 18-29
    598 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 2:51 pm
    bad politics, that why i bought my wife a stainless steel dress
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:09 pm

    Who invented the washing machine?
    Will Blackstone is not mentioned.
    Want To Know
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm
    fathers day: We get practical poo like tools and stuff.

    Mothers day: DO NOT EVEN THINK about getting her something practical like a vacuum cleaner or anything work-related.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33083 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 3:21 pm
    •In 1874, William Blackstone came home with a great birthday present for his wife- a washing machine that washed dirt from clothes and then washed it away. This was the first machine designed for convenient use in the home.

    @Gerry1 it`s the 6th one down at your link, eh?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 5:58 pm

    5Cat - I sit corrected. But he still didn`t invent it as it had already been invented by James King in 1851.
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 7:01 pm
    I think you guys have entirely missed the point. He did not "invent" the washing machine, he invented the "spin cycle" for the washing machine. THAT was the gift to his wife!
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    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 7:14 pm
    Items for housework have been the best presents ever for me.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 8:01 pm
    About the affair thing, how about never ?? Doing this made her life much, much easier.
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    May 7, 2012 at 8:35 pm
    I love appliances for presents. Right now I`d suck a dick for a new dishwasher.
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 3:05 am
    Golden1, how about a used dishwasher?
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 3:08 am
    A couple of the women here are offering up bj`s for dishwashers. I should invent a machine which does bj`s and skip the middle man, or woman.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 5:07 am
    "A couple of the women here are offering up bj`s for dishwashers. I should invent a machine which does bj`s and skip the middle man, or woman."
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    Or you pick up yoga and give DIY a go ...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 6:51 am

    "I should invent a machine which does bj`s and skip the middle man, or woman."
    It`s already been invented.


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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 9:47 am
    OMG Gerry ...you could also make it portable by connecting to cordless drill!!!!
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    Satkela Female 18-29
    583 posts
    May 8, 2012 at 1:20 pm
    @Gerry Where do you find these images? You must be the King of the Internet...
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    May 9, 2012 at 8:39 am
    All you dudes take notes it`s not the bling or the travel or the car, just do dishes, take out the trash and fold the laundry then sit back for the blow jobs.
    You won`t know till you try, right?

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