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Date: 05/13/12 08:15 AM

23 Responses to Why You Really Need A License [Pic]

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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    May 12, 2012 at 7:04 am
    Link: Why You Really Need A License - Now it all makes sense. They just want to protect us.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 8:23 am

    Will lesbians have to get a licquor license?
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 8:25 am
    Lame
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    May 13, 2012 at 8:30 am
    Marriage Liscences are from the tradition of making sure you`re not:
    - Marrying someone who`s already married (and abandoned his/her former spouse)
    - Marrying a close relative by accident

    This cartoon is just... silly. (that`s a polite term, right?)
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 8:35 am
    And don`t forget...gay marriage will lead to incest and and bestiality, just like in all the states and countries that have legalized it!!! Really! It`s true!! Just watch Fox News or read World Net Daily! You`ll see!
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 8:37 am
    Gerry1of1: Yes. Entrance is in the front of the building. You guys have to use....the other one.
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    theMuffin Female 18-29
    20 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:02 am
    If you don`t like gay marriage, blame it on the straight people! They`re the ones who keep having gay babies! 8-)

    and yay! I love the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comics!
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:13 am
    I was watching one of those home reno` shows a while back, and the narration was along the lines of "Steve started to rebuild the kitchen but has had trouble with several issues. Steve`s husband, Dan, wants the room back after six months..." It was so smooth and nothing-special, and I thought "I really like my country sometimes." 8-)
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:18 am
    Marriage Liscences are from the tradition of making sure you`re not:

    It`s not the govt`s job to protect people from their own bad decisions.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:41 am
    lol @jtrebowski, but i only watch `faux news` when i need a laugh.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:48 am
    "It`s not the govt`s job to protect people from their own bad decisions"

    If you become president, do you promise to get rid of speed limits and drunk-driving laws?
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 9:49 am
    @xerasia: And I only go on WND when I want my computer to freeze up. :-)
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 10:40 am
    Marriages are a form of registration. They aren`t to protect you.

    Neither are driver`s licenses.

    Neither are gun PERMITS.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    May 13, 2012 at 10:48 am
    do you promise to get rid of speed limits

    Federal level yes, but I`d put pressure on the states to get rid of them.

    drunk-driving laws

    A drunk driver is a threat to everyone else on the road. The analogy doesn`t fit.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 11:09 am
    @Cajun: Well, that sucks, cuz I know of a few roads that no one drives on, and I thought it`d be cool to get crocked and drive them. Damn. I had high hopes for you. On the other hand, I`m glad you recognize that people driving 120 mph on the highway isn`t a threat to me or others. I mean, whoever thought speed limits were a good idea MUST`VE been some liberal nanny-stater hell-bent on taking away our freedoms and liberties!
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    KyuRyu Female 18-29
    12 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 12:37 pm
    Honestly? I think a bigger issue than gay marriage is stupid people who have children. With all the other things we need government permission to do you thing having a license to have kids would be on the list...
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 1:35 pm
    I know of a few roads that no one drives on, and I thought it`d be cool to get crocked and drive them


    The police would patrol a busy area, where reckless drivers posed more of a threat.

    I`m glad you recognize that people driving 120 mph on the highway isn`t a threat to me or others


    If you`re comfortable driving that fast and able to avoid running into people and other obstacles, more power to you. Realistically, people generally don`t behave that way because they can. What`s worse is that posted speed limits are actually a distraction meaning they`re more dangerous than someone who happens to be driving 20 over the average speed of traffic.
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    Langer Male 18-29
    394 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    Neither are driver`s licenses.

    Neither are gun PERMITS.


    divers licence proves that the owner is competent enough to drive, navigate and park safely (well, at the time of testing anyway)

    guns...idk, do they test for basic competency in america?
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    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 4:55 pm
    A marriage license is proof of a couple`s new legal obligations to each other , as well as who receives Social Security, insurance, medical and survivor benefits.
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    IbBored Male 13-17
    72 posts
    May 13, 2012 at 11:25 pm
    Why is every other post about gay marriage? I`m not homophobic or anything but I come to this site to not be bored and informing me about gay marriage is not exactly interesting.
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    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 5:52 am
    Studies show that 95.4% of the Internet is not interesting to 13-17 year old Canadians.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 6:00 am
    @IbBored

    It`s a hot topic and it spurs debate. Debating on the internet stops a lot of us from being bored.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2197 posts
    May 14, 2012 at 6:08 am
    gun license? news to me.

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