Why You Really Need A License [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 5 years ago in Funny

Now it all makes sense. They just want to protect us.
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There are 23 comments:
Male 2,389
gun license? news to me.
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Male 2,850
@IbBored

It`s a hot topic and it spurs debate. Debating on the internet stops a lot of us from being bored.
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Male 741
Studies show that 95.4% of the Internet is not interesting to 13-17 year old Canadians.
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Male 72
Why is every other post about gay marriage? I`m not homophobic or anything but I come to this site to not be bored and informing me about gay marriage is not exactly interesting.
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Male 657
A marriage license is proof of a couple`s new legal obligations to each other , as well as who receives Social Security, insurance, medical and survivor benefits.
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Male 399
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Neither are driver`s licenses.

Neither are gun PERMITS.
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divers licence proves that the owner is competent enough to drive, navigate and park safely (well, at the time of testing anyway)

guns...idk, do they test for basic competency in america?
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Male 10,855
[quote]I know of a few roads that no one drives on, and I thought it`d be cool to get crocked and drive them[/quote]


The police would patrol a busy area, where reckless drivers posed more of a threat.

[quote]I`m glad you recognize that people driving 120 mph on the highway isn`t a threat to me or others[/quote]


If you`re comfortable driving that fast and able to avoid running into people and other obstacles, more power to you. Realistically, people generally don`t behave that way because they can. What`s worse is that posted speed limits are actually a distraction meaning they`re more dangerous than someone who happens to be driving 20 over the average speed of traffic.
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Female 12
Honestly? I think a bigger issue than gay marriage is stupid people who have children. With all the other things we need government permission to do you thing having a license to have kids would be on the list...
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Male 3,369
@Cajun: Well, that sucks, cuz I know of a few roads that no one drives on, and I thought it`d be cool to get crocked and drive them. Damn. I had high hopes for you. On the other hand, I`m glad you recognize that people driving 120 mph on the highway isn`t a threat to me or others. I mean, whoever thought speed limits were a good idea MUST`VE been some liberal nanny-stater hell-bent on taking away our freedoms and liberties!
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Male 10,855
[quote] do you promise to get rid of speed limits [/quote]

Federal level yes, but I`d put pressure on the states to get rid of them.

[quote] drunk-driving laws[/quote]

A drunk driver is a threat to everyone else on the road. The analogy doesn`t fit.
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Male 10,338
Marriages are a form of registration. They aren`t to protect you.

Neither are driver`s licenses.

Neither are gun PERMITS.
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Male 3,369
@xerasia: And I only go on WND when I want my computer to freeze up. :-)
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Male 3,369
"It`s not the govt`s job to protect people from their own bad decisions"

If you become president, do you promise to get rid of speed limits and drunk-driving laws?
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Female 1,181
lol @jtrebowski, but i only watch `faux news` when i need a laugh.
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Male 10,855
[quote]Marriage Liscences are from the tradition of making sure you`re not:[/quote]

It`s not the govt`s job to protect people from their own bad decisions.
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Female 6,381
I was watching one of those home reno` shows a while back, and the narration was along the lines of "Steve started to rebuild the kitchen but has had trouble with several issues. Steve`s husband, Dan, wants the room back after six months..." It was so smooth and nothing-special, and I thought "I really like my country sometimes." 8-)
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Female 20
If you don`t like gay marriage, blame it on the straight people! They`re the ones who keep having gay babies! 8-)

and yay! I love the Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comics!
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Male 3,369
Gerry1of1: Yes. Entrance is in the front of the building. You guys have to use....the other one.
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Male 3,369
And don`t forget...gay marriage will lead to incest and and bestiality, just like in all the states and countries that have legalized it!!! Really! It`s true!! Just watch Fox News or read World Net Daily! You`ll see!
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Male 40,764
Marriage Liscences are from the tradition of making sure you`re not:
- Marrying someone who`s already married (and abandoned his/her former spouse)
- Marrying a close relative by accident

This cartoon is just... silly. (that`s a polite term, right?)
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Male 2,085
Lame
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Male 39,929

Will lesbians have to get a licquor license?
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Male 7,833
Link: Why You Really Need A License [Pic] [Rate Link] - Now it all makes sense. They just want to protect us.
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