When Floodlights Attack [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 4 years ago in Misc

Problems with the new neighbors.
Credits: David Thorne
There are 62 comments:
Female 47
Then don`t come here PTPete.
Problem solved.
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Male 2,988
that was great. loved it.
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Female 1,236
It`s fake & not funny. Quite tired of this kind of stupid poo.
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Male 553
I don`t care if it`s fake. It`s just comedy either way. It`s funny.
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Male 2,860
Oh, and I just read `Timesheets` on the guy`s site. May get fired for laughing inappropriately.
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Male 2,860
Just one of those things I wish were real.
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Male 5,811
I love David Thorne, but I`m pretty sure that 98% of his material is contrived.
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Male 2,675
I lmao. :D

All the neighbor had to do was tilt it down at an angle. Any decent neighbor wouldn`t have it pointing it perfectly laterally.
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Male 262
All the Re`s in the subject lines make me think this is fake...
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Female 3,562
I don`t exactly understand how installing a floodlight protects you from anything anyway. It`s pure false security.
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Male 7
...and stop stealing my light to read your books with closed curtains , your bedside light off, wearing sunglasses, under a blanket.
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Male 7
STFU you job stealing alien and deal with our big, energy wasting floodlights that don`t let you sleep at night. If you survived the dangerous poisonous species from your country, then you`re tough and can handle radiation. Or go back to Austria with the kangaroos and Koalas.
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Female 546
lol this made my day
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Male 5,413
I agree. Both are douchebags and it wasn`t funny.
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Male 571
Both guys come across as d-bags, honestly.
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Female 357
"David Thorne is an internet legend. He sends emails all the time to douche`s like this."

THIS.
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Female 1,181
david has some nice handwriting.
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Male 697
It`s fake - you can tell by the pixels.

No seriously. The handwritten note at the start is just a font.
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Male 2,737
People from Australia eat their own young. I wouldn`t trust that David Thorne.
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Male 5,816
Would love to hear Justin Flecker`s side of this. The post, as it stands, makes him look like an idiot!
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Male 5,816
@ TKD Master,
You`re right but an even more correct way to do things is to consider whether you`re causing a problem with your lighting, etc., to start with. Adjusting the angle as you suggest, of course, is a sensible solution since security probably doesn`t require, in the vast majority of cases, lighting up someone else`s house.
This was more fun, though. You`re right about that, too!
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Male 157
What was he trying to do, burn the local wildlife to ashes?
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Male 130
Yeah, that`s the joke.
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Male 412
Austria? Isn`t David Thorne from AustrALia?
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Male 137
This made me chuckle several times. Funny stuff
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Male 4,793
The correct way to do things: Talk to your neighbor. Ask him to adjust the angle, take it down, or let me put a blinder on it to block the light that does reach my house.

The fun way: This.
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Male 1,737
HAHA, that`s great, seems to me email spared them a fist fight.
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Male 7,775
David Thorne is an internet legend. He sends emails all the time to douche`s like this.
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Female 2,549
I love visiting IAB.
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Male 675
Last e-mail made me choke.
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Male 1,197
Liindsayy
Female, 13-17, Canada
18 Posts Saturday, May 26, 2012 7:24:40 PM
This person is just a douche. Normally the people that are getting the dose of sarcasm are wrong and deserve it, but you really can`t just take someone`s lamp if it`s on their property..and no need to be a dick about it if the person was cooperating.

you are right, he should have shot out the lamp with an air rifle and have never said anything about it
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Male 1,197
no kangaroos in austria
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Male 400
"If you put fifty children with Downe`s Syndrome in a room, there is gonna be alot of hugging"


Epic....
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Male 795
"Our primary spoken language is screaming." LOL
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Female 1,478
And you`re not insane yet, LazyMe484? :D

David is awesome and one of my new heroes.
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Male 554
Haha that was great, I want him as my neighbor =D
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Male 1,048
The sarcasm is strong with this one. I like him :D
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Male 626
[quote]"drat off back to Austria."
But the guy said he was from Australia[/quote]
Many Americans are dumbasses and don`t know the difference.
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Male 1,448
LMAO
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Male 10,440
I saw this ages ago on a far superior humor site.

^ yes, I am a d*ck for leaving a comment like that, but whatever. I`ve been here for years.
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Male 694
Liindsayy what? how was the other neighbor cooperating AT ALL?
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Male 1,136
"drat off back to Austria."
But the guy said he was from Australia
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Male 3,894
They`re not fake...
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Male 658
Everyone in my neighborhood has floodlights. I`m pretty sure they just hate stars being visible.
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Male 42
Lol I would have just put a parabolic mirror and direct it back at him lol
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Female 26
This person is just a douche. Normally the people that are getting the dose of sarcasm are wrong and deserve it, but you really can`t just take someone`s lamp if it`s on their property..and no need to be a dick about it if the person was cooperating.
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Male 702
LOL!!!
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Male 360
fake or not; this is funnier than two-thirds of the crap posted here.
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Male 37
Yeah, security. He walked right in, works great. Least he could try is an automatic light. I have the same kind of neighbors with outside lights too bright and dim bulbs inside the house. Sorry to have to take the Aussie`s side, but some dumb ass `merikans deserve it.
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Female 267
Is this the dude with the drawing of a spider story? Funny poo - I don`t care if it`s `real` or not...
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Female 3,727
LMAO....

The treasure hunt bit sent me over the top, that was hilarious!
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Male 3,631
This has GOT to be that David Thorne guy.
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Male 395
[quote] THEY`RE NOT REAL[/quote]

shhh...saying that too loud can break the internet
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Male 700
That`s the way to represent Australia mate! Seriously
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Male 1,754
This is drating hilarious! TAKE THAT NEIGHBOR!!!
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Female 8,044
SubstanceD did you check the credits link? I always give credit when I know who it is and his credit was there the whole time. I am a big fan of his.
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Female 20
HILARIOUS!
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Male 3,842
Never post David Thorne`s fake attempts at humor ever again. He had us going for a while but then we figured out that they were fake and he was writing both sides of the exchange after three or four of these. THEY`RE NOT REAL
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Male 369
Thanks @SubstanceD... Just found out how I`ll be spending the next few hours...
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Male 236
Dude`s a prick...a funny prick, but a prick.
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Male 76
When you go to the trouble to print screen, paste and save someone else`s work to post, at least put in a watermark to the original website instead of being lame and not.

http://www.27bslash6.com/

David Thorne is a talented comic asset on the internets, and I`m sure you`ve already read a lot of his work uncredited. Now read it all on his own website! He even has 2 books published off his webste.
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Female 8,044
Link: When Floodlights Attack [Pic] [Rate Link] - Problems with the new neighbors.
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