When 2 Parking Spots Are `Taken` [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Park properly or the door gets it.
There are 21 comments:
Male 541
8BitHero: You`re right, we should never have fun until we fix Africa. Wait, are you online? You should be volunteering. *sniff sniff*. Smells like a hypocrite.
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Male 2,675
I`ve seen people park across the middle of two parking spaces that are end to end, then someone still tries to park in the half spot in front of them ... I`ve been sooooo tempted to take the half spot behind them and let them pay for their lousy parking job by having to wait for one of us to leave ... but I don`t want my car messed with.
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Male 5,413
Stuff like this isn`t even funny. While you`re crying about where to put your crappy car, kids in Africa...
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Female 1,329
I like how the writing starts off small and then gets progressively larger.
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Male 2,855
unless of course the car next to that one parked in 2 spaces and he was forced to take the space next to it, when the first car leaves, the 2nd car looks like an non-nice individual, which makes the guy who wrote the letter a dumb non-nice individual
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Male 439
Wow, Bravosmith. Really? The entire point of the letter is that it is taken from the movie. You see, THAT`S THE JOKE. And it`s far more original than just writing some stupid rant like most people would do.
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Male 1,404
Vaseline is very difficult to get off a windshield. Just saying....
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Male 3,631
Good going Ollie. What if, like me, he didn`t get the meaning of "Park out" however? Did you mean park further back in the lot? `Out` on the street? I`m glad he figured it out!
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Female 6,381
Back when I used to have a short fuse, some doofus parked beside me too closely and dented the door of my still-new car. I left a note telling him what he`d done, and "...now you`d better figure out what I did to your car before you try to drive away."
Of course, I didn`t do anything to his car, but happily imagined him spending a long time going over every inch of it for booby-traps or sabotage. 8-D
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Male 1,448
LMAO
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Female 4,086
(correction)

...ILLEGALLY taking up a handicapped spot...

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Female 4,086
it should be legal to do that to any car taking up a handicapped spot, particularly when a perky little soccer mom and her two healthy sons jump out. i hated to see that sh*t before and now that i can`t walk it really burns me up.
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Male 15,832
I lived in an apartment complex, and this guy kept taking the 2 closest spaces to the building for his brand new Chrysler Cordoba (you know, the one with the "rich Corinthian leather"). I left him a note that said simply, "If you want to take 2 spaces, park out. The next time I have to walk past this car taking 2 spaces, I`m keying both sides, front to back, down to the metal.

He started parking out after that.
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Male 236
@Bravosmith I think that`s part of the joke.
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Male 25,416
WIn... want to the see park tho
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Male 44
Quote from the movie "Taken"... try to be original.
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Male 1,558
Nice!!
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Male 7
nice
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Male 11,740
Excellent!
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Male 1,793
we need an advenger like that around here...
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Female 8,044
Link: When 2 Parking Spots Are `Taken` [Pic] [Rate Link] - Park properly or the door gets it.
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