Whatever Happened to Big Spoon, Little Spoon [Pic]

Submitted by: Crabes 4 years ago Entertainment

Sleeping together has gotten really complicated
There are 31 comments:
Female 2,549
Spooning leads to forking
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Female 846
gah, the cliffhanger!! Every night I have to make due with 12 inches of space while my boyfriend sprawls out over the entire bed.

@Thonious: you are a genius.
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Male 322
@beternal That`s when the couch looks like a much better option.
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Male 987
Cliffhanger: I have actually gotten out of bed, walked around to the other side, and got back in where there was plenty of room.
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Male 2,586
CLIFFHANGER!!! - Jesus, I wish my girls would stop this one...

GIRLS!!! - Take note!!! Yes, hugging you is nice at night... but then PISS OFF!!! You are then on OUR pillow and that gives us now a tiny sliver of the bed to sleep on. In a very short period of time, your naked (but sexy) boobs are going to cause us to overheat to the point of super nova and we`ll roll even closer to the side, which means you get cold and then you move closer, leading to the inevitable `cliffhanger`.

Give us a fighting chance!!!

:-)
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Female 3,727
@lawndartsftw: BINGO!

Cuddling has its place but I like to sleep on my tummy!

@Crabes and Buiadh: Just let it go and move on! Life`s too short!
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Male 239
Invisible dog... but the dog`s not invisible she`s a sheepdog.
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Male 4,793
my girlfriend likes the necrophiliac and the zombie attack :P
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Male 482
Odd, not only have I seen this on another site, but it had the exact same header and description. The Copy and Paste is strong with this one...
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Female 1,441
I always felt bad when my guy wanted to cuddle sleep because it`s so uncomfortable when your arm falls asleep. But he always insisted.
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Male 1,810
Not every married couple sleeps fully clothed....

Just sayin`
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Female 1,324
what about the "actual dog" pose? You know, with someone sleeping on the couch because the dog(s) have their spot.
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Male 15,510
Zombie attack is the most comfortable to us but sometimes it can lead to cliffhanger
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Male 1,045
@psychoti

Because they`re married.
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Female 737
We do the necrophiliac until I`m just about to fall asleep. Then we do the invisible dog, except, with a visible dog because we have one.
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Male 198
...why are they fully clothed?
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Male 7,585
I am definitely the male zombie attack or necrophiliac positions. I am all about cuddling.
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Male 101
Yup, I`ve done every single one of these, couldn`t agree more :P
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Male 1,586
I`m with penguinazul too. Get away from me when I`m trying to sleep. I don`t wanna touch people when I`m sleeping.
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Male 10,440
[quote] when it comes time for actually sleeping? Get the f--- off me. [/quote]
Agreed. That`s why I do the "invisible dog", except there is a dog. And the dog is hers... and the dog keeps me up all night cause I keep nudging it accidentally and it gets pissed.
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Male 1,625
this is SUPPOSED to be a lesbian couple, right? otherwise, why would you make a guy look so feminine
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Male 376
true dat penguinazul!
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Female 470
I`ll be honest; cuddling is great and I love it, but when it comes time for actually sleeping? Get the f--- off me.
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Female 443
Ding, Ding, Ding, it`s round 1 of the buiadh vs crabes bout.

Who will win in the battle of the posts?
Looks like buiadh is worried and has taken the first personal jab at crabes!

But crabes counters with condescending passive aggressiveness!

Grab your popcorn folks! This could be a long fight!
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Male 36,415
LOLZ! I like this! It`s both funny and cute!

ChaosLife
FindChaos

Do try to provide some likies to comix sites, eh?
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Male 514
Oh no, poo just got real. poo just got real
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Male 1,284
don`t worry kid i`m not trying to steal your show, there is place for everyone
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Male 6,737
Not at all. Just picking up things from your other posts.
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Male 1,284
seem you got something against me Buiadh
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Male 6,737
Well as Crabes does this to everyone elses links:

[General disparaging remark about post quality/insult directed at others, delivered in poor quality English]
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Male 1,284
Link: Whatever Happened to Big Spoon, Little Spoon [Pic] [Rate Link] - Sleeping together has gotten really complicated
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